Who's up for some Hunger Games simulator?

Phyrexian Rager

Sister of Battle, reporting.

Fuck forgot my pic.

I am Rogal Dorn, the best treehouse architect in the Imperium.

FORBIDDEN ONE reporting

THERE'S A DISTINCT LACK OF CALCIUM IN THIS THREAD

PATRIOTIC SKELETON HAS ARRIVED

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first for mondo the sad mandolorian

[Itty Bitty Scarab Noises]

Kharn the Betrayer gonna wreck your shit.

All Glory Belongs to the Partridges! Haters Shall Hate!

Blackula and Black Dracula reporting in

The Unconquered Sun reporting in, ready to pop some Perfect Defenses.

I am Luke, Plaguespawn of Nurgle.

Harlequin Solitaire.

Ready for battle.

Fair and Balanced reporting in.

Kid saddles up, ready to take on this Hunger Games thing. Can't be too bad after all the Wilds had to throw at him.

The Platonic Form of Quest Threads

Furries only belonging in the trash doesn't imply that trash is only for furries.

You still there OP? Looks like we got the roster now.

Fedora cat

Bump

That was almost four hours ago. Methinks it's dead, laddies.

WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUAL TG HUNGER GAMESSSSSSSS

A Yith

Pretty much everyone runs away.

Blackula is now armed with throwing knives.

Itty Bitty Scarab gathers some food.

Luke bites it early after stepping on a landmine.

Mushroom Dad has mercilessly shanked Kharn to death with ninja turtle weapons.

Quest Threads attempt to poison Blackula, but rolled badly and offed itself.

ITTY BITTY SCARAB managed to sp00k Patriotic Skeleton enough to make it run away.

Fuklaw recognizes heresy when he see it, and strangles the Eldar Solitaire with his bare hands.

Mushroom Dad and Scoria form an unsteady alliance.

Thor, the Emprah, Drizzt, and Lil' Techpriest all raid Lord Metzen's camp while he's away.

Fedora Cat attempts to hunt his natural prey - the fish.

Damn, Mushroom Dad is a brutal summbitch. Guess this makes him the new champion of Khorne.

Also,
>Emperor runs INTO the cornucopia to hide
What? Either way, looks like the UC is hanging there too. God-buddies?

Rootin' for Blacula!

forgot pic

A moment of silence for our fallen heroes.

THE VAMPIRE HAS THROWING KNIVES
FUCK

>Unconquered sun makes a slingshot
Not just any slingshot, you better bet thats an artifact 5 slingshot

Night time.

US can't sleep -- which is ironic.

Blackula goes without fire, but that's fine because vampires like the cold anyways.

Lil' Techpriest receives some sweets from a sponsor.

Drizzt, Scoria, Fedora Cat, and Emperor tell eachother tales of their battles.

Lord Metzen is now wielding an axe.

Itty Bitty Scarab cries himself to sleep.

FORBIDDEN ONE can't take much more, passing out.

Rogal Dorn is afraid of fire.

Blightsteel Colossus and Patriotic Skeleton discuss d00ts and the like.

Mushroom Dad is now armed with C4

Enchanted Bear gets lost, and finally....

>Fuklaw lets Little Kid into his shelter.

MUSHROOOOOOM

Lil' Techpriest is on the hunt for tech-heresy.

Little Kid is now also armed with explosives.

Thor and E. Bear team up.

FORBIDDEN ONE gets food from a merciful sponsor.

Mushroom Dad manages to hurt himself.

U. Sun tracks down and murders Fedora Cat, reasons unknown.

Emprah beats Rogal in a fight, but spares his life.

B. Colossus manages to camoflauge his enourmous mechanical body in bushes.

Drizzt searches for Casse-Bri- I mean, goes to find high ground.

Itty Bitty Scarab, Fuklaw, Patriotic Skeleton, and Sister of Battle team up to raid Scoria.

Lord Metzen searches for water, seeming how he's so salty.

And someone manages to finally poison Blackula.

A moment of silence.

>UCS kills fedora cat
Clearly, it was punishment for not acknowledging his glorious existence.

Also, fuck. Mushroom Dad's got explosives, this can only end with murder now that he's Khorne's new mortal champion.

BLACKULA NO

Emperor, Unconquered Sun, and Thor sit down for a chat about god stuff.

Rogal Dorn lets Lord Metzen into his shelter.

Patriotic Skeleton and Blightsteel Colossus talk more about d00ts.

Fuklaw pwns SOB, but spares her life, presumably because he wants dat ass.

Little Kid climbs a tree.

Scoria now has an explosive.

Itty Bitty Scarab is still pitifully sad.

P. Rager also decides to climb a tree.

And ENCHANTED BEAR forces FORBIDDEN ONE to kill either Mushroom Dad or Lil' Techpriest.

It's a hard choice, but Mushroom Dad takes the bullet.

fuck,forgot again

GOD DAMNNIT.

Is there any One Punch Mushroom art? Just occurred to me

NO

The axe passes on to the Forbidden One now!

Wait...who has Mushroom Dad's explosives now?

U. Sun injured himself with his glorious rays.

Patriotic Skeleton seems to be planning something malicious.

SOB picks flowers to place on the graves of her enemies.

Thor and Lil' Techpriest now have hatchets.

B. Colossus, Itty Bitty Scarab, and Little Kid fish.

Lord Metzen decides to hunt for food.

Oh, and Drizzt set Phyrexian Rager on fire with a molotov.

...

Enchanted Bear assembled all five pieces.

I dunno but I just sponsored Phyrexia with some explosives

>mushroommind
BROTHER!

Nevermind...

How's that working out for ya?

The Emprah tends to his faithful SOB.

Patriotic Skeleton and FORBIDDEN ONE work together to drown Fuklaw. RIP.

Blightsteel Colossus and ENCHANTED BEAR talk about the tributes still alive.

Rogal Dorn stays awake all night.

Scoria severely injures Drizzt, but puts him out of his misery.

Lord Metzen loses sight of where he is.

Lil' Techpriest receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Little Kid and Thor tell stories about themselves to each other.

Unconquered Sun tends to his wounds.

Itty Bitty Scarab passes out from exhaustion.

Nevermind, I found some

OH FUCK! Please tell me the UCS remembered to train Medicine Charms.

YEAH! We're good to go still!

>Emprah tending to his loyal daughter

This pleases me.

Lord Metzen steals from Patriotic Skeleton while he isn't looking.

Sister of Battle receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Thor thinks about home.

FORBIDDEN ONE sprains his ankle while running away from Rogal Dorn.

Itty Bitty Scarab and ENCHANTED BEAR fight Lil' Techpriest and Little Kid. Lil' Techpriest and Little Kid survive.

Unconquered Sun stalks Blightsteel Colossus.

Emperor receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Scoria thinks about home.

>Lil' Techpriest now has two hatchets
>Forbidden One takes his first kill after becoming the new champion of Khorne

I feel like a certain someone is watching this match...

The Emperor protects!

>Sister of Battle recieves an explosive

HERE WE GO BOYS.

A fitting fate for quest threads

A FUCKING VOLCANO EXPLODES

Everyone survives, except for Scoria, who is backstabbed by Lil' Techpriest.

OH
LIL' TECHPRIEST YOU SICK BASTARD

Lot of deaths. Things are heating up.

Jesus Christ, Lil' Techpriest is on a roll now that he's got his chainaxes.

THE RED ROBED CYBORG WITH TWIN AXES JUST DROWNED A BITCH IN LAVA
HOLY FUCK

Nobody dies during the night, but things ain't looking good for SOB's infection.

WE SHALL PERSEVERE.

Sister of Battle discovers a river.

Thor, Little Kid, and Emperor hunt for other tributes.

Lil' Techpriest tries to sleep through the entire day after a long, hard day of killing bitches.

Patriotic Skeleton kills Blightsteel Colossus with a SICKLE. D00t d00t motherfucker.

Lord Metzen tends to Rogal Dorn's wounds.

FORBIDDEN ONE sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Unconquered Sun now ALSO has an axe.

yeah yeah who cares

WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THESE FUCKING AXES?

Rogal Dorn, Little Kid, and Lord Metzen sleep in shifts.

FORBIDDEN ONE, Lil' Techpriest, Patriotic Skeleton, and Sister of Battle sleep in shifts.

Thor destroys Unconquered Sun's supplies while he is asleep.

Emperor stays awake all night.

Nobody seems to be dying.

KHORNE BLESSES THIS BLOODSHED

A skeleton just killed someone with a sickle.
Metal.

Emperor meets his fate with his natural enemy -- a tree.

Rogal Dorn constructs a shack.

Patriotic Skeleton goes hunting.

Unconquered Sun and Thor split up to search for resources.

Lil' Techpriest practices her archery, taking a break from her sick-ass chainaxes and murder spree.

Sister of Battle throws a knife into FORBIDDEN ONE's chest like the cold bitch she is.

Little Kid practices his archery.

Lord Metzen searches for a water source.

>Thor destroys Unconquered Sun's supplies while he is asleep.

I know who just got added to the list of Creatures of Darkness.

...

Emprah bless.

He got sick of this shit, pretended to die and went home

Wait, hold the fuck up. Thor destroys the UCS's supplies, and I guess feels so bad about it he decides to help him find new supplies? Presence and Compassion 10 is weird, but Thor should be glad he didn't get smite'd for that.

Rogal built a fucking shack.
This is oddly canon.

It took the lives of 30,000 slaves.
But hey, it was a nice shack.

Everyone starts to kill everyone else.

Little Kid catches Thor off guard and kills him, most likely with his explosives.

Rogal Dorn throws a knife into Lil' Techpriest's chest, ending her killing spree.

Patriotic Skeleton pushes Unconquered Sun off a cliff during a knife fight, in a situation I can only imagine was incredibly badass.

Lord Metzen tends to his wounds.

Sister of Battle follows in her beloved Emperor's footsteps, falling from a tree to her death. I like to think it was intentional.

ROGAL FUCKING DORN WOULD FORTIFY HIS POSITION

I wonder if it was the same tree

The feast begins.

Nobody goes.

She couldn't live with out him.

It was a very dramatic moment for the cameras.
Lots of crying in the districts that night.

>Implying she didn't just pull a and followed the Emperor