Why did elves become the default waifu race?

So it's like sleeping with an asian girl.

they also pick their gods while in the womb, so they're born as whatever race they are, regardless of parentage

They come in an assortment of flavors, so everyone can find one they like.

Considering elves usually have some asian features yes.

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Go away, you.

Elves a shit, even anthro dragons are better and they're furshit.

Androgynous. It's great fucking a girl that could easily be a guy. When you reach down and caress her big veiny feminine penis, or stroke her flat elven chest while admiring her fine chest hairs, and think to yourself "yeah, this would have been awesome on a guy", that's when you know you're a well-waifued elfaboo.

>dragons
>literally have scales
>not fur
>"hurr furshit xD"

Category error. Correct your stupidity. You're like the retards who call Nazis 'communist'.

Quick question, where do these mokou images with chinese words, added with dumb translations come from?

>anthropomorphic creatures
"Furry" as in the fandom and categorization, not as in the texture adjective.
If you absolutely MUST be a prescriptivist piece of fuckbutter, "scal(e?y|ie)" works fine, yes? Except it's often considered a subcommunity of the furry fandom.

The internet.

Pretty much what everyone's said; elves have traditionally been described as inhumanly beautiful and long-lived.

Add in that D&D both described other races in fairly unattractive ways for most of its history, with proper monstergirls being a fairly new "thing" to Veeky Forums in comparison, and elves were the only race with an official halfbreed race (not counting the half-orcs, who were explicitly written as male orc raped a human woman once upon a time), and elves just kind of grabbed the position through lack of competition.

Seriously. Old portrayals of dwarf women tended to be either short crones or so stocky & hairy you couldn't tell them from men. Female gnomes were, again, traditionally midget crones who never seemed to be young. Halfling ladies were just fat midgets, originally. And as for orcs or goblins... well, put it like this; most people would consider Oddbit here a pretty acceptable depiction of an "attractive" female goblin/orc, even if she's labelled a troll in her own universe.

Name a time in the last century society DIDN'T go nuts over tall leggy blondes

Stonewall riots?

Stupid sexy ears.

Blame the French.

Though they're generally born to members of the same race...for reasons.

>Getting in best Iop's way
Man, that's low

9/11?

>Curvy
>Comes in various colors
>Pointed ears.

Plus they were one of the early fantasy races, no?

Stuff like this. Cra are also amazing. Fuck Wakfu for what it does to my dick

Elves are renowned for being the most lusty and whorish of the five races, a cultural trait evolved from the simple fact that Elven men are in essence, fantasy NEETs or worse: manginas. It's a situation remarkably similar to what's observed in modern day Sweden, and like in Sweden, the women are so disgusted with the males of their kind they go out in search of better more fertile seeds in order to fertilize their eggs. But unlike Sweden, where it's just Ahmed and Jamal with Chiang and Pajeet getting screwed as usual, Elves will literally fuck ANYTHING.

Thrikeen? Oh yeah. Filthy Gnomes? Oh yeah. Greasy humans? Definitely. Dwarves? Who can't resist the lecherous gaze of Adonis? But should we good human men fall to the seductive gaze of the vile she-elf?

Nay! Men of humanity must rise beyond such primal urges and find salvation within the eternal flame. Only then will we ascend from our bestial urges and become apart of something more.

You just called humans greasy.

You are the shittiest propagandist I have ever met.

Silence Leandril befo' I whip you with my beard!

Go do that. More elves for me.

>Short, only somewhat pointy ears
>Full and buxom figure
>Beautiful by human standards without a hint of dissonance
Mate, that's a half elf.
Even better.

Elves are Tumblr, Dwarves are /pol/, humans are normal fags.

events that make people hate darker-colored people more only strengthens that user

>somewhat pointy

Nigger have you seen what normal ears look like?

Well, if you're so smart, what SHOULD the default waifu race be? Gnolls? Orcs? Fucking Crab people?

/thread

Have you seen what elf ears look like? They don't call 'em knives for no reason.

Technically both of you are right. You're also arguing over fictional creatures.

They are to white people what white people are stereotypically to everyone else.

>Tremble in awe at my pumpkin spice late, mortal!
>Look at my eco-friendly chariot mortal!
>Behold, my superb education and New Englandylasyl accent mortal!
>Stop complaining that some folks have it better, mortal, just build a breathtaking magical city like we did!

There's not as much of a class divide between Asians and Whites in California, unless you're Korean. Koreans for some reason all seem to become rednecks when they come to America.

I honestly don't know what to make of it, maybe it's a cultural thing. I like them more though, they seem to have a more coherent sense of fun.

>asian girl
>above anyone's class
Easy on there Ping-Ling, those plush toys need sowing if you don't want me to remove the suicide nets.

You know there are white people in Africa, South America, and Asia, right?

You need to explain what you mean by "white". Also stop being full of shit, but that's fine, too. Who knew that effort = cool shit.

>sowing

I was unaware we grew beanie-babies out on the fields, user.

Are someone's walters waddled that I have discovered the secret of your squash coffee, Steve?

Expressive ears.

Not the beanie-babies, the Cabbage Patch Kids. You know, in the cabbage patches?

So that makes Dwarves black people?
>Great Dorf Empire
>Everyone was rich and a asshole
>WE WAZ KANG IN DA MOUNTAIN 'N SHEEIT
>Dwarven Empire collapses 'cause of greed and unleashing great evil 'cause dug too deep
>SHEEEEEIIIIITTTTTTT

Dwarves are Jews (that's how Tolkien did them anyway). They are wealthy, but insular but highly productive communities, and then inevitably do something that gets them expelled from their homeland or exterminated.

Black people in fantasy are a weird topic, because there seems to be no way to do them in such a way that someone isn't going to call you a racist. Usually they just sort of skim over it and pretend that blacks don't exist, or that they just sort of showed up in medieval fantasy Europe from... Somewhere... And are fully integrated into those societies.

I happen to like complex ethnography in my games, which is always a bit of a bore to my players, but hey, they're the ones who perma-DM'd me.

I'd add to this that they tend to be immortal or just very long-lived, so imagine having a waifu who will remain beautiful and graceful regardless of how much you let yourself go and blame aging.

That's because the series is created by the French. Not to send out the /tv/ sign but this way the wife can blame it on the baby if he turns out to be an Enutrof instead of the neighbor who just happens to be an Enutrof too by sheer coincidence and loves to visit while her husband is at work.

Not even remotely serious, since they don't do racial trait blending.

These proportions are so fucked up, her brain is literally smaller than her vagina.

Those are boys.

Well, let's be honest. Which do women rely on more?

What's wrong with a cute twink elf fuckboy?

There's nothing a woman's mouth can do that a man's can't.

Besides, elves are so slim and flat chested that there's practically no difference.

THICC

I like vagina.

>excessively limiting yourself
Man, you're really not one for enjoying life, are you...

>tfw I have never had the misfortune of meeting someone who autistic enough to play an elf

>mfw we kick elf ass ever other week in Pendragon.

>Being a fag

their modern depictions extrapolate everything good about humans: elegance , beauty , intelligence, youth, wisdom, strength etc.
they embody the concept of human +1 perfectly

add to that a good amount of exotism and you have something that is extremely desireable to breed with

also no one will give you weird looks for liking elves. while people may think you are weird for wanting to be with one of all the other things that a fantasy universe might spit out , like gnomes , orcs , or , god forbid , beast races.

t.omnisexual

But user, how can you blame the French if they are the elves?

>Both are generally seen as refined and cultured
>Both have influenced the arts and letters for centuries
>Both are mocked for being sissies, despite actually being pretty fierce on the field of battle
>Both have women we just can't stop talking about (especially in the context of rape, them being whores etc.)
>Both have melodious sounding languages that are considered difficult to master and have way more vowels than should be considered ethical
>Both have knowledge of their past achievements and are fittingly proud of it, which is often interpreted as arrogance
>Both are incredibly divisive: you either love them or you absolutely hate them, there's no middle ground
>Both are shadows of their former selves, desperately fighting a battle they cannot win against foreign hordes of inferior races that wish to douse the light of their civilization forever ;_;7

>just build a breathtaking magical city like we did!
Well, to be fair, in real life you CAN just build the breathtaking magical city.

It's not like europeans got some kind of divine gift of knowledge, they came from the same shit everyone else did.

Jap elves a shit.
Spesh elves the best

>French
>achievements

>It's not like europeans got some kind of divine gift of knowledge, they came from the same shit everyone else did.

Maybe not a divine gift, but Europeans sure as hell are better at pretty much everything, than some sub saharan nignogs.

Well maybe they just need to git gud?

I doubt that's possible for them. They have had thousands of years to get their shit together, but the only time in history when Afrfica had even a semblance of civilized society outside of very small kingdoms, was when it was under european rule.
And after Europeans left them to their own devices, they quickly descended back to the barbarism that has been characteristic of their peoples for untold generations.

Chiks are colonizing Africa, and they will be far more ruthless overlords than Europeans ever were.
The time of West is fading. The Time of the Asians has come.

I'm onboard with the grab people.
Think of the puns!

>that image
Looks neat.
Source?

Empire of Dust.
It is a documentary, and you can find it on jewtube.

A pixiv artist that I don't have a link to.

>best Wakfu girl
>Eva
Misspelled Cleophee there.

>never seen wakfu before
>find awesome porn video of the characters
>find awesome pics on /b/ of said characters
>find out later its a show
>can't watch it without getting a boner now.
Damn you internet...

no user, those are slutty elf bitches ()

Modern fantasy often has this thing were the monster race is an opressed minority.
Usually as a response to their own interpretation of classic fantasy were they saw orcs and immediately thought 'black people'. Now the shame of equating the destructive barbarians to a group of people you're totally not prejudiced against must be projected on the writers before you. By making the 'good' empire expy old-fashioned and racist.

Because cute. CUTE!

Captain autism, away!

they're usually written as the moors if they're put in at all

>not being a fag

>Implying I don't have a waifu of every race.

>Both have melodious sounding languages that are considered difficult to master and have way more vowels than should be considered ethical
You can't seriously be talking about the french language.

>My opinions are objective facts!

Stay neckbeardy, fa/tg/uy

Can elves be tomboys?

There is the proto-typical elf knight girl who doesn't wear/do any sort of gender distinguishing things and is mistaken for a male knight, is that close enough to being a tomboy? If not, not really; stock elves are almost always hyper feminine.

The irony is delicious.

>Posts the most degenerate xeno he could find

Veeky Forums has fallen.

> lel i'm smarter than you ahurrdurrdurr

Silence, prey.

Esp true in The Witcher

Can someone explain the hummingbird hitman please?

So angry over someone disagreeing with you.

I think someone needs to go home and rethink their life.

nearly forgot best gif

ow, my balls

idk what this is from but I HOPE it isn't from a "we're stuck in a fantasy mmo" anime

> on Veeky Forums
> not knowing Deelit

Get the fuck out, you don't belong here.