Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1042: I Never Ask For This Edition

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>-Possible additional races like Asgard

Pls no.

You have invoked the lore ride user, be prepared for WoW's fuckery of its lore to begin

>Not all of them. True, there are lots of demon breeds that are dicks, but not every one of them deserves to be rendered into living wine and consumed.
You are correct, sir and or madam.

I personally would love to see an update to the Stargate jump and personally I think that the jump does just fine as a SG-1 jump and that Atlantis has enough stuff it could be made into its own (with some workarounds due to the timeline).

If you want to add more races you could always add a Replicator Race Option.

Awesome, thanks.

This, yeah.

Personally, I really like the Gilmyne, Dancers at the Saigoth Gates.

For being dancing columns of silver fire.


Have one more.

Terrible and Wonderful [400, probably Adorjan? Or general]
The Silent Wind abhors noise, so demons fill the streets of Hell with constant shouting, the clangor of gongs and bells, and the music of her progeny. But not all music in Hell is meant to keep the Silent Wind at bay. The Yozis themselves greatly love music. It is perhaps the only aspect of their being that remains untouched by the rage and spite they feel at their imprisonment.
The songs of the Demon Princes may consume those who listen to it in their wondrous perfection. The demons descended from them have inherited their passion, though not all their impossible skill. Those melodies created by the Unquestionable merely drive the listeners mad or transform their identity, and while those of the Second Circle rarely archieve even these heights of skill, even they may make stones dance for joy or mortals swoon for grief.
Amongst the First Circle, there are entire breeds and species of demons created solely for the purpose of music, and all demons love to hear music being played. Everything from percussives, horns, flutes, bagpipes, and rarely even the softer tones of string intruments is heard in the vast and endless melodies of Malfeas.
Most visitors from Creation have some difficulty adjusting to this ceaseless cacophony, but you are somewhat of an exception. Unconcerned with the many different voices in them, you can appreciate the grandure of the Demon City's musicians in full. And furthermore, you have gained perfection in the arts, able to play every instrument of Malfeas and Creation as a true master, your melodies and voice beautiful enough to rival even the greatest of the Second Circle... which will only improve with practice, never degrade. In time, you may sing as the Yozi do.

Right, where to start.

post-Siege of Orgrimmar, Garrosh is in chains and waiting for a trial in which he will be made to answer for his crimes of fucking up almost the entire world after eating the heart of an Old God.

Wrathion and a rogue Bronze Dragon abduct Garrosh from his prison cell and steal him away to an alternate timeline - to an alternate Draenor, years before Gul'dan can sell the orcs to the Burning Legion. Garrosh uses the slowly-gathering Horde at that time to inform the various Chiefs of Gul'dan's treachery and thus Grommash denies Gul'dan's offer, killing Mannoroth and beginning the conquest of Draenor under his new Horde: The Iron Horde.

However, construction on the Dark Portal still occurs, and Gul'dan and his Shadow Council are used as giant demonic fel batteries to open it. Where does the Dark Portal open? Prime Timeline-Azeroth, because Garrosh is a salty bitch and brings his Iron Horde from an alternate timeline to try and smackdown the people who whooped his bitch ass.

Who's alive and thus crossing over into the Prime Timeline? Grom Hellscream, Kilrogg Deadeye, Blackhand, Kargath Bladefist, Ner'zhul, every one of the most evil and cruel orcs to ever exist. But the one who's alive again to aid the Burning Legion and fuck over Azeroth?

Gul'dan.

And why are all of these fucks alive?

Because Garrosh had to go time-traveling.

Could we get those horny demonic lizard people pls?

Any chance of a 800 cp ascended option?

...yeah, I can see how it can be interpreted as that. Hell, I'd be lying if I said a small part of this wasn't me just wanting that to die down, it's why I've pretty much stopped posting builds and discussions. But at the same time, it really could use the touch-up and it might help me get some motivation back in these academic times, which would help out. However, it's up to thread.

... ...I'd have to think on that.

What, the Unas?

>mfw