Horus Heresy General /hhg/

May I report to the apothecarion instead?

Rolled 2 (1d10)

He was friends with Perturabo, at least.

Yes, sire!

with plastic MK3 on the way, which legion looks the sexiest in it? I'm leaning towards Iron Hands at the moment.

IH, IF, DG

IF, DG, IW and IH all look great in it, the rest not so much.

Night Lords are always the sexiest

Always

Either of the Iron Nouns.

IW.

Would DA look good in Mark 3?

Rolled 8 (1d10)

I ROLL, I DIE, I ROLL AGAIN!
Yes he was.
Nerds gotta stick together. It'd been nice if the meatgrinder Primarchs had been friends, but Mortarion was as unlikeable as Perturabo was hateful, it seems.

No, but they don't look good in anything else either

>Yfw the MKIII plastics are monopose snapfit covered in wolfy wolf heads

Rolled 4 (1d10)

Like anything like that could ever happen to the VIIth.

Curzefag, I love NLs too but it sounds like you have a case of broke back Primarch.

ultramarines
imperial fists
blood angels

bright primary colours look best on the tabletop

I see what you did there

You have to consider a few things
>Anything looks good in MkIII
>30k DA look good in any mark
>Well done anything looks good in anything
And even if you do fuck it up, well, even Knight user is having lots of fun, and he can now play both IF and IW.
Winner winner, have faith Word Bearer winner.

You mean you didn't automatically assume that and just accepted you'd be running MKIII Space Wolves

I was hoping you rolled a 07

>And even if you do fuck it up, well, even Knight user is having lots of fun
damn you alacaran

Im getting kind of worried here. I hope pictures of the rest of the box surface soon so I can make sure its all generic stuff

Its so simple, but I have a sneaking suspicion GW will go full DV on them and fuck it all up

I was talking about not losing faith in yourself and finding good things in everything. Cheer up, KA, you're a positive example :^)

He's a scorpion. Only a spider has kindness as they have to because the Church preaches that every Black Widow on her period and Tarantula Hawk will eat them. I don't know if scorpions have any natural enemies.

>with plastic MK3 on the way, which legion looks the sexiest in it?
E V E R Y O N E . G I F
>I don't know if scorpions have any natural enemies.
Scorpwhales.

>Scorpwhales
I don't think those occur naturally.

Boots

He cries tears of blood as he finds his brethren turning away from the Emperor's light, and laments this fact.

So edgy.

Boots don't occur naturally in the wild. Steve Irwin didn't do anything on boots.

Doesn't embrace darkness like a Night Lord should. Fucking poser.

Jokes aside, you'd want to check them boots before wearing them, as both scorpions and spiders love to make their homes in there.
Trust me and Australia on that one.
I suppose it's barely edgy enough for Curzefag?

But he's crying bloooood! Maybe he's crying blood after snorting th enemy's flayed skin too hard. That's fractal-edge right there.

More like tryhard-edge. Real Night Lords turn away from ALL light!

>I don't know if scorpions have any natural enemies.
Female scorpions.

So they're like Black Widows too?

I believe so, Tzeentch.

No, they just don't want to pay alimony.

*Ba-dum tiss!*

Not quite. She could do it, but it's infrequent.
The male does have to tire her out and sting her to pacify her...or maybe they just play rough.
Turns out they can get pregnant, instead of laying eggs. Pregnant bugs, now that's weird.

Golden rays of the glorious sunshine setting down with such a blood red light.

>Golden rays of the glorious sunshine setting down with such a blood red light.
aka any Blanche pic?

He was bested so hard by Russ that he had to make a deal with the devil just to save his own ass.

I think you just invented a new fetish.

It probably depends on the species of scorpion. Unless Alacrán refers to a specific species, which I suppose it might, I don't speak french.

Now the animals slowly retreat to the shadows,
Out of sight.
I never asked to be Big Bird.
Hah!
I love how we can learn new stuff in these generals.

Would Lupercal be Senator Armstrong.

For a traitor primarch, you're not very good at your job.

Maybe. Just maybe.

Is Omegon Jetstream Sam?

Senpai is Psycho Mantis right

Gold is for the mistress — silver for the maid —
Copper for the craftsman cunning at his trade.
"Good!" said the Baron, sitting in his hall,
"But Iron — Cold Iron — is master of them all."

- quoted by Perturabo, unknown date

My Iron Hands are going to look like Iron Warriors with additional black Trim.

Should the means become available, I would like to run a Fall of Incaladion campaign.

Rolled 5 (1d10)

Rolling for expendable.
>is it possible to roll from mobile?

So now that 'bad twin' Primarch is dead, how will they spin what 'good twin' will do with the Alpha Legion?
Also surprised Rogal 'I eat cats for breakfast' Dorn got a Primarch kill.

No.

No, Khorne, this is Big Bird.

Who would Perturabo be? Solidus?

I really like this quote.

Horus? More like Whorus, amirite?

Everyone looks good in breacher gear, it is known. Also I have been super lazy and haven't finished my NL breachers yet.

I wanna FUCK Femgar

>tfw no Kelly GF

"There is only power. Power is of the individual mind but the mind's power is not enough. Power of the body decides everything in the end and only might is right."

- Warmaster Horus reflecting on Primary Iterator Kyril Sindermann's lessons

Rolled 4 (1d10)

If I should die, then so be it.

femgrim is significantly less faggoty than the real one

To Lorgar's credit he stops whining after Isstvan V and is pretty much a chaos badass mastermind by Betrayer

Rolled 4 (1d10)

Not one of us has been slain yet! What fortune.

Rolled 6 (1d10)

user it goes in the options field.

Also, how has no one died yet?

Rolled 1 (1d10)

It will not be by my hand the testament is formed; I will merely be the chisel which inscribes it.

Rolled 5 (1d10)

Yeah my bad, I re-did it.

I roll once more!

Perturabo loves us?

Khan is the hottest one, but she's the kind of girl who would laugh at my advances and ride into the sunset on her bike.
So I will settle for Russ.

Rolled 4 (1d10)

don't worry guys I got this

>Everybody's face when rolling for decimation

FemKhan, FemFulgrim, and FemPerturabo are the best on here.

khan and robute would probably have the best sex, for opposite reasons

everyone else is pleb tier

FACTS

Rolled 1 (1d10)

Don't worry, the Primarch may be shit but our legion will prosper as an honorary Ultramarine.

Rolled 10 (1d10)

Third times the charm!

I'M DUMB AS HELL AND THIRSTING FOR DEATH, COME AT ME!

>honorary Ultramarine
aaaaay

You are to be put to death, brother. Any last words?

Rolled 5 (1d10)

*unzips power club*

Rolled 7 (1d10)

Aye, Lord.

Hold still, brother. Let me retrieve my Paragon Shovel.

If you tried to sexuals with Girlyman she'd just be all like "THE CODEX ASTARTES DOES NOT SUPPORT THIS ACTION"

>implying bookworms don't have the craziest sex

Men of the Iron Tenth! I am not the least nor the greatest among you, but still I will face my fate.

Although thrice I drew my lot, my place could have borne any of your boots. Remember: the decimation is not an act of cruelty, but a reminder to strive to improve. Ever upwards, clawing inch by bloody inch we will reach the heights put before us!

Ride where I may not, my brothers. Ride the Ironfire!

Hands are 10
IW are 4

No wonder you got killed.

Brothers, slay this Storm Walker.

Well, it is always good to admit ones mistakes.

I have a lot of admitting to do.

Rolled 5 (1d10)

Sssh, your death means nothing brother. Your speech does nothing but cause my bitterness to intensify. I would try to make your death quick, but I have only been issued a power trowel.

Hold on, lemme get my chainglaive.

>Men of the Iron Tenth!

... I was here last thread ...

Will we see more of the Night Lords Chief Librarian?