What color has the best waifus?

Western art can't into waifus. There's couple exceptions, but not enough for a set of 10.

I know a couple of guys, would have to pay them tho

No excuses

I want to hug Dimir-chan. She looks like she would be so fluffy.

Selesnya in the streets, Boros/Gruul in the sheets, and I feel like every other waifu here is covered under either "don't stick your dick in crazy" (most of them) or "don't stick your dick in guaranteed life-destroying divorce" (azorius, orzhov).

This, except you misspelled Yawgmoth

Black
>Selenia
>Phage
>Kiku
>Ink-Eyes
>Teysa
>Lyzolda
>Exava
>Savra
>Vraska
>Marit Lage
>Oona
>Malaren
>Ashling
>Liliana
>Sharuum
>Meren
>Drana
>Sheoldred
>Glissa
>Olivia
>Gisa
>Pharika
>Ashiok
>Sidisi
>Anafenza
>Alesha
>Kolaghan
>Sydri
>Tariel
>Kaalia
>Kaya
>Nicol Bolas

No matter how weird your fetishes, how patrician or pleb your tastes, black's got your back.

>implying you'll ever escape if you marry a Orzhov
>even in death, you'll stay by her side as a bound ghost or a thrull

>not joining best guild

If I'm every paying for someone's drawing, it better come with a free cake as a bonus.

"phyrexian" isn't a color, user. Next you'll be telling us the Eldrazi are a guild.

>cuck you hard
that's black because she's a bitch or green because she'd rather follow her instincts than her sense of decency. red follows emotion. if red cheats on you it's because she never loved you anyway, and was therefore not your waifu

White, it is known. The beings made of white mana are invariably attractive women, and the white aligned mortals are always cute when they're women. Not to mention they're not horrible people, like black, which also has lots of hotties.

As for ideal color combo for a lover? White/Red. White for morals, desire for marriage, and general kindness and empathy. Red for passion, love, and affection.

W-girls are all massive whores
U-girls are all loyal and smart

Why not the colors of temur or bant?
Selesnya all the way.

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Or the spark has died

Friendly reminder that red is literally the Color of romantic love
You just don't see it in the game since it's a game about wizard fights and wizards only recently realised they had five colors

What characteristics would your waifu have if her color was black?

Greed

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It would also be the color of affairs of passion and eloping. a pure red lover would be a great one night stand but a terrible life partner.

>red
>impulsive and short-sighted
not sure about that senpai

to be honest you aren't going to get 'romance' out of just one color - you'd probably want some combination of R,G and W traits for the best color-based relationship.

>parasitism - selfishness at the expense of others

White with a red splash.

You seem to have gotten that mixed up, Bluefag.

I know being wrong ruffles your autism so I'll leave it at that.

Independence

More like a poorly designed faction to represent something that doesn't take sides.

Orzhov will always be the best waifu

Naya is best Waifu color.

>White is loyalty
>Red is Passion
>Green is procreating

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Thats one of the most unbalanced custom cycles I've seen out there

Crazy hot sadomasochistic sexuals

please. whoever made this deserves a painful death.

I am more disturbed by the horrifically unbalanced cards than I am the poorly drawn attempt at babby's first fetish.

it's shit

this is something

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Sultai.

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I like how little effort was needed for this one

This guy has it right.

Rakdos: most fun in bed. Hope you like a fight for it.

Please tell me there's Rakdos.

She was never delivered

Sadness. At least we got this.

The Jyubei-drawn Mizuki (Ivory Mistress) was the first time I truly appreciated stupid anime tits