"Innocence Proves Nothing"

Ordo Imbibium
>Determines which alcohols are suitable for human/Astartes consumption

>Currently at war with the space wolves
>Again

I feel like the Space Wolves would just be their Chamber Militant.

"We've heard tales of a strange new microbrew on a Necron-controlled Distillery World. Send in the Doggos."

>Ordo ATF

>Ordo Confiscatium
>Decrease the ability of citizens to be self reliant and increase the need for Government
>Pic related

I put Order, not Ordo.

Ordo Arcanum
>delve into legends long past of a man called Sig...

Ordo Cringicon
>Examining just wtf was wrong with you in middle school

>be Ordo ATF
>shoot Space Wolf

>You are now aware the Space Wolves got ATF'd during the war of The Fang.

Ordo Cannabis
>you already know
Chamber Militant: de Salmanders mon

Ordo Thatguyanus

Monitors "That Guy" stories and ensures their factual validity.

>not the catachans who come a world of sticky bud

Ordo Thatguyanus
>That
>Guy
>Anus
They're not monitoring Factual Validity user

my ordo minoris is the Ordo Menoras
>monitor the space jewry

Bumping for dear life

bump! More please!

>Implying the Ordo Menoras isn't trying to subvert the financial instutions of the Merchant Houses
>Implying the Ordo Menoras isn't staffed largely by Rogue Hebrew Traders

Ordo Sandus
>Charged with discovering the secret blend of herbs and spices

Like all other Ordos, they'll be subject to their own laws to root out any Unworthy menorists
>in this case the Conclave Orthodoxis

Ordo Nintendos
>Investigating warp tubes

Ordo Abdominus
>learning how to get TOTALLY SHREDDED

Ordo Equus
>They do stuff with horses. Totally not heretical.

As dumb as the initial idea sounds, it actually makes a fair bit of sense.

Every world in the imperium must provide for its own defence , and must provide a tithe to the Guard, but worlds rebelling build up arsenals beforehand - worlds with a suspicous excess of weapons or building defences way above those expected for a world of their worth are going to get a visit.
They work with the Adeptus Arbites to reduce the levels of weaponry available to the citizenry where levels of planetary unrest are high, trying to make sure riots won't wreck a hive with heavy weapons
And there's the issue of higher tech worlds doing things they shouldn't, be it local admech or the world's rulers - the Ordo Confiscatum goes around to make sure no-one's making their own bargain basement space marines

horses you say...

Ordo Hotpotecus
>on a million words
>a billion forums
>with a trillion boards
>and they all need moderating

got to keep the blue berry shit poster inline

Ordo Tenebre - The Dark Order
The ordo tenebre studies records and rumours of the Dark Age of Technology, constantly on the lookout for threats originating from Mankind's ancient past.
They hunt and assess archeotech, lost worlds and colonies; they search for fabled treasures, weapons and threats of that fallen age - pouring over what few records of the time survive in the hope than any threats of the age remain dead and buried in the past.
They are the men and women on the scene when a mad warlord unearths some doomsday device, or some Abominable Intelligence is stumbled across, or a world unseen for twenty millennia is sighted once more

Pic totally unrelated

>Ordo Confiscatum
> They work with the Arbites on troublesome worlds to control the creation of weapons and distribution to keep worlds from weapons too destructive to use on themselves
>Keeping Hive Gangs using stubbers instead of Plasma guns
>"We cant stop the riots, we merely reduce the collateral through our vigilance, the Arbites take the rest."

Fuck this is actually a cool concept...

> Feral world
> Late 1300s level tech
> Produces agriculture and natural resource mining
>The nations are allowed their autonomy so long as they don't fuck with the mining projects and pay their tithe.
> One of the nations of the planet discovers gun power
> Begins conquering other nations quickly and wreaks the balance of power, destabilizing the planet
> Ordo Cofiscatum decides to stop that
>Arrives with Imperial guard forces, crushes the specific nation's armies and destroys all records of how to produce and weaponize gunpowder
>An agent remains on the planet to ensure the balance of power remains and everyone is still using medieval tech

The concept can actually work quite well.

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>Ordo Trainicus
An Ordo dedicated to finding out WHY THE FUCK EVERY TRAIN EVER IS LATE. EMPEROR DAMN IT!

Ordo Confundus
>Dedicated to finding out why everyone seems to go full stupid at the worst possible moment

Ordo Machina - A Machine Spirit Inquiisition, headed by the great divine Machine Spirit Entity, it acts as the regulatory force for all machine spirits with the intention of pacifying other machine spirits found in the blessed machines of the Imperium. If needed, they will purge the device of the spirit

Ordo Servitutem - Handles the day to day enslavement of condemned enemies of the Imperium, Alien, mutant and heretic. They are to be processed as either slaves for hard labor, as sacrifices for servitors and if necessary, sacrifices for the God Emperor. Rumor has it that they had been using disguised Eldar slaves as offerings to the golden throne

I love pictures like these. People of the imperium just doing things while not at war. Killing time in the trenches or broing it up or whatever.

Your clinging to Orthodoxis will be the death of you.
>The Ordo Hissidica will pick up the shattered pieces and press onward.

>Declared Extremis Diabolus in the 954.M40
>It is the opinion of this Task Force that the Senior Conclave of the Ordo Confudus was mearly a front for the vile worship of Chaos
>Upon last Pict-feed they had begun to cannibalize the weaker members in order to fashion equine bodies for the senior members of the Ordo
>New orders are to prosecute with extreme prejudice any and all who affiliated

Original idea poster here.
>It is the opinon of this Ordo that civil unrest is the inevitable result of a sufficiently motivated work force
>Based on the research and findings of Senior Inquistior Kantabracht the increased productivity from the these extreme methods compensates for that which is lost during civil unrest by 0.65%, a tremendous gain
>As well the harsh methods in which the rebelling populace is dealt with further reduces the frequency of civil unrest
>Coupled with the leading operatings in removing all ability to formulate dedicated resistance
>Several unintended benefits have also been noted, the first of which is the pro-active retrival of the means to rebel has supplemented the PDF's armory considerably
>Another being the pre-emptive engagement of Cultish activety well before it was ready to become a threat to the stability of the World

So AdMech?

>Ordo Spurdo
Investigate ebin :DDDDD
And also braise Emberor

No, the admech is too obsessed with the tech, but most Ordo Tenebre Inquisitors have a substantial admech portion in their retinues.
The Ordo looks at things like the quarantined world of Murder, old star charts trying to work out where DAoT population centres have gone, and look out for prohibited DAoT tech in the hands of the admech and imperial nobles. Of course they hoard some of it, like most ordos it has its radicals.

>Not "Ordo Spädre"
Cmon man

Ordo Ordo
>Responsible for auditing Ordo Minoris and determining which ones are superfluous

>Ordo Sparta
>Sub-ordo of Ordo Confiscatum
>Dedicated to the gradual toughening and strengthening the peoples of the Imperium
>Also proven to, by all means possible, decrease the amount of resources given to create an efficient and productive Guardsman and/or Factorium worker or any of the lowest levels of society

>If we are able to reduce the amount of resources consumed by the lowest levels of a Hive City by only 1%, the savings in energy will be significant, decrease strain on importing, increase public order long term during ties of scarcity.
>It is the opinion of this Conclave that the Governor of Hive Tebarus implement strict rationing with the surplus being stockpiled in the event of civil unrest

Close friends of the Rainbow Warriors chapter I assume.

Ordo Gladius
>they're just really into sword fighting

Social engineering is what 40k needs more of.

bump

Ordo Ipsum Somnum
>They take drugs and fall asleep and fight Chaos in their dreams

> Ordo Ossa.

They keep the dark truth of the past Skeleton War from the Imerium's citizens.
Only they know that there is a skeleton in side of you right now.

Oh shit they're on to us!

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Ordo Linguistica
>Making sure everybody's speaking some version of the Emperor's tongue

Ordo Kawaii
>:3

Ordo Sandpaper cigarettes

Inb4 leave

Ordo Pepe

>Kek wills it

:^)

Ordo Wardeus
>making sure GW and BL don't fuck up balance and fluff on pain of bolter shell to the head

I think this one is probably needed.

Underrated post

But spanish is high gothic, son

>¡Hermanos de batalla!

Ordo Peregrinus
>monitors all crusades in the Imperium
Ordo Ahriman
>monitors all of Ahzek's warp funk
Thoughts?