Ok Veeky Forums, what is the proper way to do chaotic neutral?

But he has a beautiful singing voice in The Miserables.

Wade your first appearance was attacking the X mansion. You know, the School for Gifted Youngsters

did someone actually write the 'kill a kid to save the world' dilemma here?

Pretty much this. You're a wild card who lives by only a few rules, but you're always looking out for the rest of the party.

It's not that anti-party characters can't be done in D&D, there's just a thousand and one ways they can be done wrong. If you're not really skilled and experienced as a roleplayer, just don't try.

>'kill a kid to save the world' dilemma
It's not all that uncommon when some chucklefuck writer decides to have a child villain in an otherwise serious story.

See: Robocop 2. Spriggan.

>Ok Veeky Forums, what is the proper way to do chaotic neutral?

There is no such thing as "the proper way to do" an alignment.

Chaotic Neutral is not a character type, nor is it a moral code, nor is it a personality. It is a broad and vaguely defined category of characters who are mostly uninterested in the cosmic struggle of good and evil and would largely like to see it all torn down.

A grim-dark mercenary who only cares about himself and where his next bag of gold is coming from could be CN. A wizard obsessed with forbidden secrets from beyond space could be CN. A political agitator who wants to tear down the monarchy and eat the rich could be CN.

There can be any number of interesting characters who are Chaotic Neutral, but if you ever start by actually describing your character with "s/he's a Chaotic Neutral ______," then it's not one of them

>How do I do x?
>>You simply can't do x. I recommend you use an alternative instead.
I don't see how that isn't a viable solution to your problem. Also, no one called you stupid. I don't know where you got that from.

In one of my earliest rollplaying experiences i once played a chotic neutral character, a shapeshiftet no less. Later after hearing so many horror stories about randumb characters on Veeky Forums I actually went and asked some of my friends who had also been in that campaign just gow cringeworthy I'd been.
To my surprise they'd actually enjoyed my character and after a bit of discussion we figured out what it was that made him an enjoyable character;
Simply put instead of working against the party or just doing random shit he worked like a monkey's paw. I always worked towards the party's goals just in the flashiest most chaotic way possible.
>need a distraction? Time to impersonate a guard and raise a lunch job against whatever random looks like they can run fast.
>Raised by wolves zero social skills ranger character feeling lonely? Time to pied piper an orphanage for them.
Need to disrupt the big summoning ritual? Some improvised explosives when things seem glowiest should work.
Etc.

Now post the next page.

It actually turns out that Deadpool hasn't cashed a single check since he started working with them