You are an evil overlord and want to wipe out all elves in the world. What is your reason for that...

You are an evil overlord and want to wipe out all elves in the world. What is your reason for that? Is it part of an even greater plan? What method do you use? You don't have an army large enough to face the elves head-on, not to speak of their allies.

I convert the entire worlds spetic systems to all go directly to elven forests and or rivers.

If they dont have plumbing ill invent be a shady business man I mean this is a fantasy setting who would question where the waste goes? and before you know it bam no more elves.

That or I hire Virt to come up with one of his little elf fantasies

Pelinal Whitestrake is the only inspiration I need.
Rip and Tear, motherfucker.

Elves bullied me as a kid and fucked my dream girl. So I'm planning on becoming the worlds supplier of paper and thus cut down their forests in pursuit of profit which will be used to sponsor terrorist groups against elves.

An ancient prophecy foretold that an elf would be the one to slay me and end my reign of tyranny!

It's an elaborate ruse to lure out the stragglers once my bloody campaign is nearly ended. The very last ones are the hardest to find.

Truth is I just don't like the pointy eared fuckers.

Best way to kill elves, is slowly. You want them trapped first. Trapped and utterly helpless. Kill the males first, or slaughter their mates in front of them first and enjoy their impotent screams of anguish and rage before shooting them in the face with a crossbow. Then kill the other males.

Now you should have only females left. You can rape them, and this is usually the best thing to do to mentally break them.
Putting them in cages that electricallyshock them at random times is also good. But the best way to fuck them up is to kill their children in front of them. Elvish children are precious, as are their mother's cries of anguish. Unlike humans, Elvish women are still pretty hot after childbirth so watching them cry is fun. Then you can slit their throats, one by one, and slow. Line them up so they can anticipate death, blindfold them so they can't see it coming. Let their syrupy blood run down their soft Elvish breasts in a waterfall. Kill every last one, and enjoy every second of it.

Hi Virt. How long do you think it'll be before you get banned again?

Dis guy, right on time

We should really implement an elf defense force of Veeky Forumss finest

>evil
>overlord

as the ruler of the Caldor Isles, the return of my people is not evil, not when it was the elves that forced us to flee our lands in the first place. I will return my people to Angmar, raise the empire from the foundation of our ancestors, and ensure the prosperity and security of my people.

as for the method, resume what our forefathers started and extend the Field of An'thalar until it encompass the whole of the Quel'nar,