Stat me, Veeky Forums!

>I-I-I-Im totes not from r-r-reddit!

pls go back

Do idols make good adventurers?
I would think so:
>fit (fatties can't be idols)
>determined to succeed
>cute = high charisma

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I'm not from Reddit. Stop sperging about boogeyman websites because your autistic mind can't handle people not thinking the same things you do.

Class: Enjo Kosai
Cock Sucking: 20

Lowbie from a prestigious eldritch knight academia
Even though overall weak, she has been gifted on birth with incredible control over frost
She isn't aware of it, but inside her is sealed a powerful level 16 frost elemental who went berserk
on her family's town. Her parents died sealing the threat inside of her. Her skin is always very cold
and her personality is also shaped by the cold. Oblivious to other's feelings, 15 years old and still a virgin.
In the picture she is standing over a colleague she just defeated in a duel, asking "Why the angry face?"
Her name is naruta uzimiku

No, I think the other user was right.

Gonna die because she's wearing lingerie into battle and has no visible muscle mass/10

>Moe blob weeaboo trash/10

Fantasy-Idorruus make my dick rockhard.

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>Is clearly a mage with a sword to act as her wand/staff
>Thinking she needs armor when she can protect herself with flash frozen walls of ice
>Thinking she needs muscle to freeze your armor's joints solid
Don't get me wrong, she's dressed very impractically, but heavy plate would only get in the way of her casting, especially since a sword for a focus implies casting is less waving a stick back and forth and is more "performing magic martial katas"

>Are you a writer that wants to draw fetishized pre teen girls?
>Do you want to disguise your infantile attractions as action genres?
>Do you want to justify your shitty immature character designs?
Just say she's magic!

In pathfinder, I suppose I'd build her (based soly on the pic) as a Kensai archtype magus, utilizing Words of Power with a focus on ice magic.

She is quite literally doing ice magic in the picture. Stop being such an autist and let people have fun. Shit the point of fantasy is to have fantasy and fantasticsl shit.
"Muh realism" is unnecessary. If we're playing half naked weeb dreamland, which is what that picture implies, then we're playing weeb dreamland and you're "muh armor" doesn't mean shit here.

>Knife ears
How unfortunate, and I thought I finally found the perfect female rogue portrait.

Indeed

Let me guess
>The 90lb waif can somehow effortlessly block blows thrown at her by 250lb beefcake motherfuckers because "so kawaii desuu :3" right?
>OP as shit in melee combat too?
>Eyes change color when angry?
>Screaming somehow gives superpowers?
>"Boing" animations?
>Panty shots?

People like you make me sick and are the reason that traditional games and hobbies were scorned for the longest time.

You are just a self centered autist rolling around in your own porn shoving it on others demanding they accept your poorly written extremely contrived self indulgent fantasy.

>Gets to basically make spell names that she has to announce like an anime
>Has sword swinging skills as a mage
That works a little too well from what I read. How animu-friendly is pathfinder?

Very. Especially if the state of /pfg/ is anything to go by.

>You are just a self centered autist

t. self centered autist who busts into a thread about things he doesnt like to tell everyone how they are wrongbad for not liking the same things he does

Fuck off back to /v/, seriously this is where your autism belongs no matter how hard you pretend that you are a fa/tg/uy.

When fucking weebs like you are finally purged from the geek fandoms it will be a glorious day

Ok, Mr. Proud cuck.

Much as I'm not a fan of OPs style of PC, and much as I would turn it away from one of my games, you need to stop. You can't defeat them, so unless infringe on you directly, just ignore them. Getting triggered only makes you look worse than the guy fapping to his flavour of the week anime loli ice bitch.

>Idols
>Fit
They're skinny, not fit. Not saying they don't exercise, just saying they can't even
>lol2plate

>Projecting this hard.
>Being this mad no one wants to play your gritty boring "muh realism" rehash
All I said that everything doesn't have to be gritty 'muh realism' in a clearly stylized fantasy setting. Your over here whining that everything should look dragon age levels of functional.
You think wanting to play a colorful, not gritty game where fun is the focus scares people away more than your "acshually muh armor is 100% practical while yours doesn't cover your legs completelly so you can't build that" historical jerk-off session whining and bitching?
Because honestly, a campaign that looks like fire emblem is probably going to be more fun than a campaign that looks like dragon age because autists like you would stay away from it.

>waif
>beefcake
>motherfucker
>measuring in pounds
Fuck off back to America, this is thread for people with imagination.

>The 90lb waif can somehow effortlessly block blows thrown at her by 250lb beefcake motherfuckers because "so kawaii desuu :3" right?

No, she just has to lead them on a chase and watch as the 250 pounds of tren rage collapses from a heart attack after five minutes of cardio.

And then user, was a faggot.

rin a shit

No.

Fuck off back to wherever you cam from. America is objectively superior to that shit-hole you call a "country".

>Your majesty, this is your palace guard tonight.

What do?

Seeing as how no-one hires a guard for just one night, I assume she's an intern or squire who's trying to get a job as a more permanent guard.
I let her equip herself with what she thinks she needs to guard me and have her supervised by a more senior guard I can trust.
If she preforms well enough according to that guard she can have the job.
It seems she brought her own equipment. That's fine but she's required to wear at least most of the standard uniform.

Most reasonable anser

Good idols are Veeky Forums and skilled in martial arts

I marry her and make her my Queen.

Kaede is certainly queen material.

Then you like that person in the armor have failed your perception roll or you'd have noticed all the dead bodies around that half naked chick. That knight just wandered into a crime scene and attracted the attention of a barbarian lady who just murdered her glam clan in a fit of berserker fury. While Sir Tuna Can stumbles around under the weight of all that armor with an exaggerated sense of security the barbarian chick will enjoy her dex bonus to dodge and cleave that stupidly grinning head from its shoulders.

One more skull for the craft barbarian show next week.

I don't care much for idols

Haha, you dun goofed. This is her true form!

She'll be fun at state functions among the other lords and ladies, what's your point?

Does she have armor plating for her ears?

>That knight just wandered into a crime scene
That knight is currently wiping blood off of their weapon. You should also be able to notice the splatter on their hand and chest.

would not take to the detective party/10

Yeah, obviously she slipped on some of the blood, genius. Metal boots and slippery floors make that knight a doomed can of spam.

This should have been obvious.

No blood on the knees, which would be the first spot any would go on in the event of a fall.

pls stop trying to force this

That's...not how melee works user. The chap in armor can forces the fellow without to run out of steam.

That would only be if the blood was under the knees, obviously only the chest landed in the puddle.

Take your tin can fetish out of this thread, Sir Percy, you're just embarrassing yourself. You can't even recognize if that knight killed all those people and received all that blood splatter there would be footprints. Obviously the knight just stepped through the door from the barber surgery after having that sword removed from an uncomfortable and highly sensitive hind area. That's the problem when you can't turn around in all that armor to make sure you aren't sitting on something dangerous.

If he's 250 pounds of lean muscle. He's on tren, if he's 250 pounds, he's overweight. Neither of those can run for an extended period.

The no fun brigade is out in force tonight.
En garde!

Holy shit, why is she cutting her own arm off?

Critical magic failure is consuming it

She is a hydra that wishes to fist multiple assholes at the same time.

Ouch, setting yourself on fire with your own magic sword. That's rough.

Kinky.

I suppose it's also possible some of those wounded ladies were trying to make it to the door and escape as the warrior came in. Half naked ladies gushing blood everywhere, splattering walls and armor, you try to steady one but she topples to the floor leaving you clinging uselessly to a piece of fabric.

We might have to call the gnome CSI in on this one.

Stop bullying Rin. She is a brave and competent magical knight!

If she's so competent, why's her hand on fire?

Vocal: 66
Dance: 55
Visual: 55

>not setting yourself on fire to psych out your foes

It's like you know nothing of true warrior ways. Like the people who think just wearing full plate armor will make you completely immune to harm when really it is just a big metal bandaid. A true warrior needs only heart, skill, and cunning. That's why the true warrior maiden will fight without any clothing at all, covering herself only in the blood of her first kill. Then when an orc warlord looms over her, more than a little confused, she declares that she is covered in her monthly blood expulsion.

I guarantee you that the orc will throw down his double-headed battleaxe and declare, "Oh, ew, oh gods. That's sick! I've had it, it's not fun anymore. I'm going back to my uncle's butcher shop in Yonkers."

Go back to your 40k threads and paint minis with your spunk.

I missed something. what'd he say?

She's water in GBF, that's water, not fire.

desuarchive.org/tg/thread/49003209

It's ice. Because Rin is just SO cool.

How do you know he's sexually attracted?