A team of high-priced lawyers pours over recordings of your last gaming session looking for criminal conduct

>A team of high-priced lawyers pours over recordings of your last gaming session looking for criminal conduct

I tell them they have no case as the recording clearly shows in full context that no actual crimes are in progress and that this is all in a fictional world and harms none but fictional characters.

Shit, we're going to jail. Nice job Mandy, you stupid shotacon.

Mandy has good taste.

Furthermore, how did these lawyers obtain the recordings? If they did so illegally, I have a case against them.

... and finds enough to ensure the secret government agency has all the leverage they need to ensure successful recruitment.

>recordings
LOL

How about you comb over the rules, and tell Kevin that he can't fucking stack two sets of armor.

>video and audio recordings

>last session
>Get into 2 hour discussion about "lol anime is weird"
>ends with everyone agreeing that loli is gross but should be legal because freedom of speech.
>get arrested because freedom of speech isn't a thing in this country
. . . . Shit

You have no case.

Get the fuck out of my house. Where'd you people even come from?

N-nothing wrong here, guys.

>2 hours of masturbatory noises

>Star Wars Scum & Villainy campaign
I keep my blaster pistol drawn and ready beneath the table while feigning innocence.

Is it hard armour over soft??
Do they serve different functions?
Is it a stylistic choice?
Is one set bigger than the other
Why are you anti fun
Are you an anti semite?

Tell Kevin to call me, im taking this case pro bono.

I AM A DWARVEN KING. I AM BENEATH YOUR HUMAN LAWS!

>Statutes of limitations are laws passed by legislative bodies in common law systems to set the maximum time after an event within which legal proceedings may be initiated. >When the period of time specified in a statute of limitations passes, a claim might no longer be filed, or, if filed, may be liable to be struck out if the defence to that claim is, or includes, that it is statute barred as having been filed after the limitations period.
We're safe.

There are no witnesses and there is no solid evidence.

But there sure is a lot of bodies and molten slag.

>A team of high-priced lawyers
They bankrupt me before anything else.

Was this an unfortunate spoonerism, or are you suggesting the human legal system has a mandatory "you must be this tall to be found guilty" sign outside the courthouse?

He's so underground the lawyers probably haven't even heard of him.

Are these lawyers looking for violations of real world laws or violations of in-universe laws? 'Cos that could change presumably a lot of user's responses.

...

Ham Sandwich Nation

We're screwed.

It's about time someone looked into how much material Kevin was stealing from our gaming sessions. Fucker took every good idea I made in that campaign.

>not playing a campaign of modron accountants
>not investigating tax, magic, life and soul fraud across the realm
>not having to get permission to use unlimited force, then never actually using unlimited force because you are responsible for the damages you cause in apprehending a criminal
>not combining voltron-style to achieve omniscience of tax law

> high priced lawyer
> black
Nice fiction, famalam.

>A team of high-priced lawyers

Who's paying?

>pours over

It's "pore". To study something in detail is to pore over it.

This is what it looks like when a low-Int player tries to roleplay a high-Int character.

No, see, they pour over the recordings, destroying them accidentally, allowing you to get off scot-free due to lack of evidence.

No, with dwarves you have to always swap up and down.

A Dwarf that is doing well and getting rich is on the down. A Dwarf isn't burried under debt, he's flying above debt.

This is standard procedure and nothing to worry about.

The greater concern is what the other legal organs will have to say about the mission. You don't want to be summoned to the Black Assizes! Their bindings and wards aren't fun o begin with, and if they find you in violation of some secret ancient treaty they may well retire you to one of many very uncomfortable external dimensions. And the physics there just aren't what they used to be.

>They discover the player who got fucked up on weed mid-session and named his PC after a video-game character

I am okay with this.

Ha ha, aww.