'ear one humie git sayin' ''da emperor protects''

>'ear one humie git sayin' ''da emperor protects''
>blow 'is 'ead off
>mfw

The Emperor protects, see.

If the guy survives, the Emperor did, indeed protect. If he doesn't he'd dead so it doesn't count.

>see ork warboss literally say he's chosen by his gods
>see him fail to capture armageddon twice in a row
>mfw

>See Eldar say the stars lived and died at their command.
>not anymore
>mfw still can do it after 60million years

>be Eldar
>create a Chaos god who killed most of your race
>b-but we are totally better than mon-keighs!

can't make this up

>created for one purpose
>failed that purpose the times catastrophically
>mfw I have no face

three*

>See Necron wake up and try to eradicate all life.
>Got their asses kicked by Eldar and Krorks back in the day.
>mfw kicks Eldar and Ork ass all the time.

>be Imperial
>can't even invest in bug spray

>mfw I get my fucking arm ripped off by a land shark
>Dont scream since im not a bitch
>Still complete the mission the fucked the eldar

Nah, git, ya dun get umie: when they speak them mean summfin else.

Da umie boss dun protekt them urty bitz, but ther wyrdbitz AFTER them'z ded.

They'z stoopid, it dun work either.

Ya need ork to work.

>NEARLY KILL THE EMPEROR
>FORCE THE IMPERIUM TO RITUALISTICALLY SACRIFICE THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF LIVES TO KEEP HIM ALIVE IN ONE SPOT
>NOTHING PERSONNEL, KID

>still didn't kill him though
>feels bad man

Chaos more like Cuckold lol.

>want to be metal tyranids with material gods
>fail so hard you retconned yourselves to be kanz and shit all along

>Their plan to deal with that problem is to create *another* warp god.

>You can't make this stuff up!

>see disgusting GW shill
>see prices increase as number of models per box decrease

> me gob when

At least when the humans made a god it didn't immediately try to kill them all.

LANDSHARK U SAY?

>be Orks
>created by the Old Ones to protect them
>fail
>create you own gods who wish for you to conquer the galaxy
>fail yet again
>constantly kill eachother so you fail yourselves also