> Wednesday, July 15th, 2015
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“What is that?”
Many of you have gathered around one of the tents, the tent for the Junior Poles Association to be precise. Serafina and her fellow Polacks were sitting cross-legged in front of what appeared to be some sort of wooden shrine to the Marquis de La Fayette. Candles were burning in front of a framed painting of him, and offerings such as fruit, photos of tanks, and even a spent shell casing were placed beside it. Serafina motions to you all. “This is our shrine to the Marquis de La Fayette.”
“Was that here last night?” asks Winona.
“Well it’s here now,” says Serafina quickly. That’s fair you suppose. “Niech żyje markiz. He is the deity who watches over our Academy, and thusly we must pray to him so he may bless our tanks and allow us victory against our enemies! This is one of the many ways the Polish shall improve upon their performance.”
“Um.” Dalia blinks. “Isn’t false idol worship a sin?”
“Besides that,” says Suvorov. “No army ever won a battle by praying and hoping that God will bail them out!”
Clausewitz blinks. “What about the Kamikaze that drove away the Mongol Invaders?”
“Or the rain that prevented Napoleon’s artillery from being set up in time for the Battle of Waterloo,” says Patton.
“Or the storm that destroyed the Spanish Armada?” asks Giap.
“Those aren’t God’s doing!” yells Suvorov. “That’s just the weather being a DICK!”
“Regardless,” says Iris. “Serafina, your attempt to appeal to higher powers hopefully will not get in the way of your training.”
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