Tip of the day:

Tip of the day:

>Build a small adjoining gaming hutch. Think of it as your very special traditional gaming clubhouse.

>Been saving hard to buy my own house
>Browsing online auction sites
>Get excited when I see a house that has garage I can turn into a home theater/gaming room.
>Realize I'll be living alone but i'll still end up relegating myself to my own room like a cuck.
feels bad man

I was gonna buy a house with a USDA loan. Had it all figured out. 2 bedroom 2 bath house with 2 car garage, master suite.

And the holy goddamn grail.

A detached 800 square foot building with HVAC a full bath and kitchen. The perfect man cave. It had heated floors too.

It was perfect.

It clocked in at 179,900

So I had enough left over to fix whatever I need fixed, plus furnish everything for the cave.


Then I go to make my full price offer and they had just sold it for $165,000 that day.

I cried for about a week. And im back to looking :/

You deserve it for calling it a man cave

Why does it have bars on the windows?

That's the word for it..should I call it something else?


A bonus house?

The in-laws house?

A dungeon?

So the sex slaves don't get out.

Bought a flat recently. I don't have much stuff, but I'm getting a cellar anyway just for the option of turning it into a gaming room. Or a shrine, but that's another story.

You fucking deserve it for calling it a mancave

>move into a flat
>become two-dimensional

My wife and I are looking; local market has our target at ~ $550K CAD.

THAT'S PAIN.

>finally reunite with my waifu
>GOOD END

That fucking sucks to hear, man.

I was going to say 'because it's in Niggertown USA, then I realized it's at least 3 stories up and totally inacessible.

Kudos to them for ruining the lower floors balconies.

a) it might be shopped
b) if this is real, tough luck
c) even 3 stories are no obstacle for a nigger smelling loot

Just get a 2-bedroom place, you autist

But the second bedroom exists to rent at the exact same monthly rate as your mortgage

fair enough

I'd say get a 3-bed, but they're probably not what you're looking for.

3 bed gives you two options.

1 - rent both rooms and make a profit
2 - rent one room, have a live-in gf and hope you don't fuck up along the way

Yes, I too have my own house with my wife

Option 3 - insano modo
>rent zero rooms, live in the whole house and pay for it all