Thulsa Doom needs Witches

Dang, that's one ripped magic-user. Anyway, sure.

Did somebody call the Ab Jurer?

das it mane.

We're looking for witches??

A more civilized witch

Nice. How about a less civilized one?

>This entire thread

That's not a sororita, that's female inquisitor.

Was it bitches or witches?
Just in case, I got both.

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>Ab Jurer

Witches for Doom!

Moar witches!

Can you dig it, Doom?

Wait, are we supposed to find ditches?

Fuck

Gimme a source

Sale pitches?

Well, Mister Doom, do we have a deal for you!

Unsightly blood spills? Various bodily fluids from the last night of wild rituals? Spilled some water. Shamwow can handle it all.

>literally filename
>literally reverse image search
man, fish, etc.

Reverse image searches gives me nothing, dude, and I don't know what to make from the filename.

Lord Doom, I hear you've been looking for riches...

Give man a fire and he will be warm for the night.
Teach man to make fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Now you remind me of the addendum to this proverb that setting people on fire also keeps them warm for the rest of their life.

>Reverse image searches gives me nothing,
Google image search is useless now, because niggers. Use Yandex.
>I don't know what to make from the filename.
"Bwitch doujin" (make sure search engine doesn't try to force spellcheck) also works perfectly fine.
Hell, you can probably find it just by tags too.

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Here ya go, Mr. D.

They're a bit of a handful, though.

Great fucking role for him. One of my favorite Price movies.

What makes a Witch a Witch?

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Switches, my lord?

To crush your enemies
See them driven before you
And hear the lamentation of their women

As a slanneshi warband Thulsas vand has potential.

Bridges? For what might Thulsa need bridges?
Well whatever, I'm sure he has his reasons.

I've got your glitches right here

As long as it doesn't contain Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

Knight in doorway:
"Woah. Nobody told me the Evil Wizard lifted."

Well I guess he would since the last witch sold him out to conan.

Or you can save the man time looking for firewood in a rocky wasteland and not be a cunt?

Some of these images literally dont cant find.

This joke never gets old.

Bravo, Veeky Forums.

Best movie, best songs inspired by it.

Spellcasting, capricious or vile character
If it's only one of those, it's either mage or bitch

Witches for Thulsa Doom.

She weighs like a duck.

Looks like a Sorcerer or a Bard, not a Witch, to me

Bishi good looks, long flowing hair, exotic features, decorative cheese grater abs - all screams high charisma fuckboy.

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I'd trek through her bog.

And fucks like a tiger.

The knight just wants to cockblock the wizard out of jealousy. The princess chose the Ab Jurer and not the white knight. Ab Jurer is just showing off some illusions in foreplay.

"Hold wizard! Your evil ends here!"
"Doth thee even lifte, knave?"

"My might will destroy you!"
"Begone, lest I shrink thee and crush thee between my abs!"

"You cannot prevail! Your dark magic-"
"I will benchpress thee with my mind, beggar!"

"Come with me princess!"
"She shall come alright, but not with thee, now feel my magic suplex. I cast FIST."

Knight gets smashed down, lovemaking ensues. Including the spells
>Tashas hideuos laghter
>Bigbys hand
>Magic fingers
>Summon oil (for licking off those abs)
>Enlarge
>Polymorph (for when shit gets extra kinky)

And of course:

>Everards black tentacles

>Pic related is the Ab Jurer hulking up shortly before suplexing the knight out of the room

Well I've just got my next character.

>Dat belly chub

I say like a rabbit.

>what is best in life?
To hear da lamentations of da flame princess?

hot water, good dentishtry, and shoft lavatory paper

You. I like you.

Rodin please are you even relevant still?

Duck season!

But he's wearing a pointy hat and has a broom; so he's a witch.

Does she have some dimensional-pocket stigmata in her hands or is that sword's pommel extremely short?

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>tfw no sexy redhead witch gf

You can watch Conan for free, legally, on crackle.com

Get into wicca, go to their festivals. Odds are pretty decent you'll get to bang one sooner or later.

Maybe it locks into the gauntlet there?

It's really not worth it unless you can stand lots and lots of crazy.

that's not gauntlet, that's cyber-arm

Honestly, I don't think most of the people in the thread remember

Even if I could stand the crazy I don't think I could be very convincing when anyone expects me to take that shit seriously

It's not like the old flimsy excuse for an /e/ dump is particularly worth remembering

But muh board culture

It's actually nice to see a meme die and come back than it is to see it dragged out forever

I would hit that

>hot girl reading yaoi manga after taking a hot bath in her messi room, cat is watching her.

You would hit anything that has a pulse.

And I hope you aren't going to expand on that.

Please, please don't.

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Lore wise, what type of witch is the best?

Ramtop witches, of course.

Never understand why people say it doesn't help.
He didn't get rekked that day. So clearly, it helped.

I know, right? It's a GTFO spell, it did what it was supposed to do: let him escape where the guys with the swords couldn't follow and hack him to bits.

Any witch who steps naked into the seafoam, chanting ecstactically to their nameless goddess while the waves lick at their legs, lapping their thighs like the tongues of a thousand leopards.

>male human inquisitor
you ought to be ashamed of yourself, user

but granny's designated heir isn't a ramptops witch

You know, that Gytha Ogg was never any better than she had to be, wink wink.

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Totally disinterested user here; I reverse imaged it for a lark and found it toot sweet.

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>playing it at all
Clearly not as ashamed as you should be

Just don't do it
I did once and she turned me into a newt

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Weren't we talking about redheadness? It has nothing to do with dying your head in bitch colors.

Fuck, I'm actually offended. You assholes.

Bump

I got better

How big would Doom's cult have been if he had sweet rave magic?