Lego Quest Presents... Sunnydale Heights 60666

"I've had my share of family vacations, but I never expected anything like this!"

"Huff... huff...aw jeez, the one day I forget to set my alarm! The bus probably already left by now!"

"Hey, kid! Stay off the grass!"

"Sorry, mister!"

"There it is! I'm not too late! Huff...huff... wait for me!"

"Zack!"

"Huh?"

"Mom!"

"You forgot your skateboard at home!"

"Aw, jeez, thanks, Mom!"

"Thanks for agreeing to spend the week with your aunt Juniper. She never gets to see you, so I know it will mean a lot to her."

"Aw, you know me! I'm all about family!"

[honking noise]

"Hey, pal, let's go!"

"That's my cue! G'bye, Mom!"

"Have fun in the country! Stay out of trouble!"

"Who, me?"

"Ah... nothing to do but kick back and enjoy the scenery. I wonder how long it'll take to get to Plainfield..."

"I SAID, LAST CALL FOR PLAINFIELD!"

"Aaaah! I'm awake!"

"*yawn* Jeez, this place is pretty rustic! I bet they don't even have cordless radios yet!"

[barking sound]

"Hey, little doggie! Where'd you come from?"

[barking sound]

[barking sound continues]

[engine revving noise]

"Hey, look out! Aw, jeez, that pooch is about to get pulverized!"

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Rolled 5 (1d12)

watch helplessly as doggo gets flattened

"Look out! Get out of the road! Somebody, stop that bus!"

Rolled 3 (1d12)

Push the bus out of the way

[happy yipping sound]

"No, don't look at me! Look at the b-"

[unpleasant squishing noise]

Well, that escalated quickly.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

Push the dog out of the way.

"Oh jeez oh jeez oh jeez-"

Rolled 5 (1d12)

eat the dog

[door opening sound]

"Skipper! Where are ya, boy?"

"Skipper! Here, Skipper!"

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Rolled 4 (1d12)

prop the dog up and pretend like it's still alive

Rolled 12 (1d12)

Turn into a dog.

Rolled 9 (1d12)

Crawl inside the dog's carcass and pretend to be it.

"There he is! Hey, mister!"

"Aw, jeez-"

"Oh, uh, hi kid! Is this your dog?"

"Yeah! His name's Skipper!"

"Thanks for catching our dog. My name's Autumn. This is my lil' brother Tim."

"Uh, nice to meet you, Autumn! My name's Zack Ja-"

[unpleasant wet thud]

"AAAAIIIIII!"

"AAAAIIIIII!"

"Wait, I can explain!"

[door slamming noise]

>I have no alternate face but I must scream

"Autumn! What's the matter?"

"Hey, who's that guy? You, hold it!"

"Aw, jeez-"

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Rolled 9 (1d12)

Decapitate the woman and use her severed head as a weapon to fight the normies.

Rolled 7 (1d12)

Preemptive attack: blame him for not taking care for dog.

"Now look, this is a simple misunderstanding. There was this bus-"

Rolled 1 (1d12)

"This is all a big misunderstanding!"

"You pushed our dog in front of a bus?!"

"What? No, I-"

"I'm gonna make you wish you were never born!"

"Get back here!"

"Aaaah! I thought you people were supposed to be friendly!"

Damn Aryans.

"Get back here!"

"Where'd he go? You can't hide forever, city boy!"

"This guy's got a beanstalk loose!"

"Dusty! Come on, son, forget about him. Let's go."

"Hey, kid-"

"Yaaaah-!"

"I saw the whole thing. There was nothing ya could've done for that dog."

"Then why didn't you tell HIM that?!"

"Hey, I didn't want to get in the way of that guy! He probably would have taken a swing at me!"

"Hey, mister! I think I found the problem with your bike!"

"Finally! Two hours in this town is three hours too long. See ya around, kid."

"Uh, yeah..."

>this week Zack gets molested.

"...I'm sure I'll find plenty to do."

>Go to Aunt Juniper's house
>Walk around town
>Hang out at the garage
>Something else

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Rolled 8 (1d12)

Let's go meet Aunt Juniper!

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>Go to Aunt Juniper's house

Rolled 1 (1d12)

Hit the biker up to tow us to Aunt Juniper's so we can do rad wheelies on the way

"Hey, as one cool guy to another, how about you give me a lift down to my aunt's pl-"

"Looks like you got a bad cylinder!"

"Well, how long's that gonna take?"

"Couple of days."

"A couple of days?!"

"Well, I gotta order a new one in from the city..."

"This is the last thing I need!"

"Never mind, guess I'll have to skip the carpool lane!"

"Huff... huff... Mom said Aunt Juniper's place was 'just outside of town'... I'd like to know what she thinks a long trip is!"

"Huff... about time! This has gotta be the place! Wait a second, that truck-"

[door opening sound]

"You!"

"Me? What do you- listen, you hayseed nutjob, if you've hurt my Aunt Juniper, I'm gonna-"

"There's my favorite nephew!"

"Aunt Juniper!"

"Come here and gimme a hug! I haven't seen you since you were eight years old!"

"Uh, Aunt Juniper, something happened with these people's dog..."

"I know all about it."

"There was this bus- wait, you do?"

"I just got off the phone with Sal over at the diner. She saw the whole thing."

"My son here has something he'd like to say to you. Dusty?"

"Uh, I mean..."

"I'm sorry I overreacted!"

"Well, that's probably the best he's going to do. We'd better get out of your hair. Sorry again for the trouble."

"No trouble at all, Mr. Forrest. You have a good day. Come on, Zack, I was just about to start making supper."

"Bye, Zack."

"Oh, uh, bye, Autumn-"

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Rolled 11 (1d12)

Stare at Dusty intimidatingly.

Rolled 2 (1d12)

kick-flip off the little one's head to intimidate them!

Rolled 5 (1d12)

eat food

"Hey, Dusty-"

"I'll be watching for you."

"Dusty, are you comin' or what?"

"Aaah- I... yeah, I'm comin'! Give a guy a break!"

"Come on, slugger. You can help by peeling carrots."

I bet Dusty hasn't even rodeo'd a shark before. What a lil' bitch.

He is probably reptiloid or changeling.

"Not much of a vacation... I feel like I'm in the Army!"

"What was that, Zack? I'm in the kitchen!"

"Uh, nothing, Aunt Juniper!"

[yipping noise]

"Huh? That almost sounded like..."

"... but that's crazy. I saw Skipper get-"

[yipping noise]

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Rolled 6 (1d12)

Keep on peelin'

Rolled 4 (1d12)

zombie doggo apocalypse
run for your life!

Rolled 8 (1d12)

Stab Skipper.

"It's probably nothing. Definitely not Skipper. It's probably just coyotes-"

[yipping noise]

"JUST COYOTES!"

"You feeling okay, Zack? You hardly touched your food!"

"I, uh..."

[yipping noise]

"Aaaaaaaaa- I mean... actually, I was thinking of-"

>going to bed early
>taking a walk
>making small talk

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Rolled 2 (1d12)

Take a walk, and pocket some of the meat for the zombie dog

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>taking a walk
Man up, Zach.

"-clearing the table and going for a walk!"

"Are you sure? You barely ate anything!"

"I, uh, ate on the bus! Don't worry, I just need to stretch my legs after that long trip."

"Okay, but don't stay out too late!"

"Don't worry about me!"

"I'll have dessert in the fridge when you get back!"

[indistinct noise]

"Still sniffing around, huh? Let's see what all the racket's about-"

"Huh? Hey, you're the guy from the repair garage!"

"Zzzzzzzzzzz-"

"Wha-?"

"Zzzzaaaaaaaaack... Jaaaaaacksonnnnnn..."

"Aaaaah!"

"Zaaaaaaaack..."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"Aaaah! What happened to your f-"

[hissing sound]

"Yaaaaaah!"

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Rolled 5 (1d12)

Stuff his mouth full of chicken, so he can't bite!

Rolled 9 (1d12)

throw your meat at it!

chigknd nugerf

Rolled 10 (1d12)

Kick dirt into his horrible face.

chickn nugfty

nice

nice

"-aaa-oof!"

"Zzzzzzzzaaaaaaack-"

"Wait a minute - the drumstick!"

"-Jaaaaaa-"

"-aaaack-"

THWUNK

[muffled words, chewing sounds]

"Aw, jeez-"

"- it looks like he wants a second helping!"

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