Chiick Track Dark Dungeons

Did you know Dark Dungeons had got a movie adaptation?
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THE RUMORS WERE TRUE

FUCK

It was fucking hilarous and just made Chick productions look stupid.

He gave the movie his approval, didn't he?

Man, I remember being less cool playing rpgs in college, did we look like that to the outsiders?

No.

No we did not.

But goddamn, I wish we did.

>he didn't play RPGs during a rave

I like the fact that they put in references, even if Jon didn't get them, like 'The Shadow'

I feel like they really should have amped the ham up to 11 for the rebuking of Marcie scene; it sort of fell flat for me. Also, I spotted a copy of Pathfinder and one of the Harry Potter books in the burn pile; anyone else see anything of note?

Not gonna lie, I'd bang the shit out of that short chick

So, Veeky Forums, why don't all your sessions open with goth raves to which dozens of people who aren't even playing are invited? How else do you get ready to RPG?

I load my RPG-7.

>AllahuAkbar.mp4

>Burning up miniatures after the character dies

My last game was played in the back room of a country pub. I had to squeeze in between a mop bucket and a crate of piint glasses to find a seat, literally the opposite of what this movie promised.

The fact it had lines such as "I cast Magic Missile on the darkness" and mentions the Lich Xykon

How the fuck could anyone not get it's parody? If the movie wedged it's tongue any further in its cheek it'd burst right through.

They had the Illuminati d20 on one of the computer screens that cracks me up every time I see it
I would definitely buy one of those

Well, fuck me. Somebody had fun doing this movie.

Yes, most of us are subscribed to Jon.

In his defence if I saw the works of Jack Chick for the first time I would assume that it was some sort of super exaggerated parody of the late 80s to early 90s Satanic Panic thing that America was afflicted by. That plus a boat load of conspiracy theorists.

But no, turns out he really is that hate filled and delusional.

>The Shadow
What's this referencing?

Its the bbeg in an older older movie by the same guys. Every time they said his name they would repeat it
>the shadow!
>the shadow!!
>the shadow...

Obligatory homework
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Mrs. Frost wasn't that short m8

The shadow.

The one they focus on at 6:00.

Oh yeah I see what you mean

The shadow?

The shadow!

>not.
Didn't we Kickstart this?
Like I know the Kickstarter got posted here a while ago and a bunch of anons said they were backing it

La Sombra?

>Opening scene
Wait... Wait, I know those faces.
The fuck?

A parody can remain a faithful adaptation to the original

If they wanted to summon Cthulhu, why didn't they play CoC?

Bc normies didn't know bout chuthlu when jack shit wrote that comic

Normies still don't. When my mother saw a Lovecraft book in my house she thought it was porn because of his surname.

It is porn just not for four dimensional beings