I know of a coin that will increase in value by 10,000% in nine months

I know of a coin that will increase in value by 10,000% in nine months.

Think about it: every dollar I invest in this MASSIVELY undervalued coin today will be worth $1,000 in nine months. Sometimes the thought overwhelms me, but I calm myself and patiently wait it out.

Right now I've got 50,000 of my own dollars in this diamond. Do you know how quickly I fall asleep, fantasizing what I can spend half a billion dollars on? Like most people, enough isn't enough; I'm always pouring in more. After all, what's throwing in a measly $15? It's going to be worth $15,000 in less than a year, which is sex with premium hookers and porn stars of my choosing. Hell, I'm pretty sure any girl in their right mind will get on her knees and swallow your cock if you throw 10K at her.

For all of those ready to call me a faggot for not giving the name away, put yourself in my shoes. Would you jeopardize the opportunity of a lifetime - no, scratch that - the equivalent of winning the lottery in exchange for nothing? Absolutely fucking not. You'd have to offer me a lot of money if you want me to even consider inviting you into a lifestyle that even the ancient gods would deem hedonistic.

My main question is, if you were in the position I was in right now, where would you spend your money on? In all honesty, once I've had my fun snorting massive amounts of coke and fucking strippers, I'm not sure what to do. I want to burn out like a shooting star, so I'm honestly considering donating some of my money to faggots like you so you can finally lose your virginity and stop being such sad cases.

Pic related, it's the house in Bel-Air, California that I plan on buying. Comes completely furnished and includes the helicopter and two years of waiting staff. Maybe if any of you faggots do your research and buy into this gold mine, I'll invite you around for some lines of coke and reverse gangbangs - does twenty girls fighting for your cock sound fun?.

Wake up and stop fantasising about your life.

if ur telling the truth, how much to know the name of this coin? plz i need to get rich tired of being a wagecuck

That house burned down.

I 2nd this

Prove it you faggot. Whats the first lettet of the coin?

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>I know of a coin that will increase in value by 10,000% in nine months
>every dollar I invest in this MASSIVELY undervalued coin today will be worth $1,000 in nine months

pick one.

>10,000% -> 1000x profit
TFW you're so fucking smart, you don't even have to math

No you literally don't, unless you are some high ranking insider, and even then ...

allowing helicopters in residential areas is fucking ridiculous. imagine having to put up with your neighbour flying his fucking helicopter a few metres over your roof multiple times a day

spoiler alert. It's BCH.

Isn't that Notch's house?

ok but what if you're wrong?

Papa John lives in my city and his neighbors complain all the time about his chopper. His workplace is literally a fifteen minute drive but he still insists on having a helicopter to commute. What a cuck.

>he thinks he can cash out half a billion

Let me see here... I'm in a good mood so I'm gonna say 0.5 BTC. This is to accommodate for the hundred hours I put into selecting this coin from a sea of shitty alternatives that will fail in contrast to this gem. All proceeds will go directly into purchasing the currency.

Then again, all of you faggots on here are poorfags and none of you have the balls to send that kind of money my way. Keep slaving away at the jobs you hate while the return on investment you make from your shitty alts gives you constant a feeling of constant anxiety in your stomach.

Can't say. You faggots are clever and you'll figure out what it is. I thought about giving hints about it's past price, performance, volume and other factors, but I'll just let you guys go fucking insane over what it could be . Who knows? Maybe some of you own the coin right now.

I literally do. I can't justify why as I'd give the name away, but whatever helps you sleep at night. Anyone serious about this offer should dump their emails and I MIGHT get back to them. Once you wire the money through, I'll send you a 9,500 word justification as to why this coin will make you a millionaire.

AHAHAHA
Two bikes on the roof.
It's like straight hint to: You can't cash out of crypto.
fucking kek

Threads like these are cancer and op should be banned. This shit is straight up scamming

I'm never wrong. The more time I spend reviewing my qualitative research, the more I realize how flawless my investment is. This coin will take you beyond Pluto.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Anons HATE him. Learn this one pajeets WEIRD trick to having you send him money.

>99% sure if you pay it will be a copy pasta on LINK

Your moms basement must be cozy.

>Once you wire the money through
>0.5 btc
Man, look, you project half a billion on your investment next year, then go around Veeky Forums and ask for 0.5 btc?
PAJEET DETECTED
I sit on jackpot silently, there is no reason to spout about your investment other than to tick people into sending btc your way.
pathetic man

It's either OMG or PPT.

Fedoracoin

Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable ugly fuckin' wives.

Oh wait, you don't leave the house because you're a basement dweller. And not even an ugly girl would be willing to marry you.

Sounds like you should buy into this 'scam'. It could treat your colorectal cancer from getting fucked up the ass financially your whole life.

How are you so sure on the 9 month time frame?

OP isn't lying to you faggots, he has vision. Too many of you are limited by your own naive perceptions, embrace the future.

I already know what it is, "OPBJ" tokens.

You sound like a complete loser with no one that wants to be around you.. Buying hookers is as low as you can get

It's not even the 0.5 BTC that matters. It's the principle that someone would be willing to sacrifice a major segment of their salary and succumb to their innermost desire; becoming filthy rich doing absolutely no work.

I can imagine that it would be pretty lonely on the top, so if anybody wants to get on board now is the time to do so.

It is actually Cardano OP is talking about, DYOR people.

Dude, go travel for a while.

lol

I propose this. You tell us what it is and give us some unique way to know who you are. In 9 months time if you were correct you post again and we will all give you 10k for the gains you helped us get

Its obviously Cardano you fucking mong.

>someone would be willing to sacrifice a major segment of their salary
>I can imagine that it would be pretty lonely on the top
>wants to get on board now is the time to do so
>It's not even the 0.5 BTC that matters
how much you want OP?

I do something that nobody, I mean literally NOBODY, does on this board.

I examine the coin in microscopic detail. Seriously, how many of you faggots spent five minutes reading about ChainLink and thought "Yeah this is legit, I'll buy some"? No matter how seemingly insignificant a factor may be, I've considered it all and am 100% certain that this coin is going to go absolutely fucking crazy in 2018.

As I mentioned previously, send me the half a bitcoin and I'll give you an in-depth rundown of the ins and outs of this coin. If you don't, then I'll just laugh at you poorfags.

By the way, the coin could be ChainLink. It might be a coin that you own, or a coin you never even thought to consider. Not dropping any hints, just thought I'd use ChainLink as an example.

>cardano
>1000$
>25 billion coin supply
>25 Trillion market cap
how bout 2$?

tfw gonna stay poor.

You expect me to blindly trust the most dishonest board on one of the shadiest websites on the internet? Go fuck yourself.

If you want it, pay for it. I'm offering an opportunity here, if you don't like it then leave.

I agree on the coins future OP, but 10000x? You think the market will grow big enough to allow this coin to reach higher than the current MCAP of BTC, in 9 months?

>send me the half a bitcoin
he's after BTC again
ahahahahahaha
my sides are in orbit

> can't do math (1$ = 1000$ but 50,000$ = half a billion)
>talks about hookers and drugs
>has poor taste in houses

yep this is a LINKY, the coin is LINK

Its obviously Bitbean you pumpkinheads

also forgot to mention
>delusional

And you expect us to trust you with 7k upfront payment?

Kindly go fuck yourself back.

>I'm offering an opportunity here, if you don't like it then leave.
no u leave mr grinch stealing good user's hard earned bitcoin

People realized ETH wasn't the solution to BTC's problems, Cardano is.

It starts with an M and ends in an O

You sound like a newfag, do us a favour and go buy more BTC so us big bois can make another 10k, bitch.

Stop shilling ada.
Veeky Forums knows ada.
Let's troll OP to infinity

I highly doubt we're talking about the same coin here and your attempt to coerce me into sharing details about it is pathetic.

But to answer your question, yes. The coin will go up 1000x. Guaranteed. I'm not an arrogant asshole over nothing; this shit will literally make you so rich that you'll wonder where the fuck this money has been your whole life.

obviously ADA.
while I agree ADA will out perform every shitcoin on the market.
I can almost guarantee ADA being $1-2 maybe a touch more.
That is certain.
$10 is a moon stretch but not impossible. Though its a dream.
More than that yeah probably not unless the world money just decides to bow to Charles and his ADA team.

k, give me your btc address
I will sign my email too you

I know the coin.
Problem is as a student that I don't have 50k to throw in it.
Still I will do fine if I can just live debt free.

ETH didn’t even go up 1000x in 9 months. You are so sure you are rich in 9 months but you are asking for gibs and making a big deal about small amounts of money.

MODS ban this scammer

Lol I don't care about the specific coin you nutter, I just wanted to discuss the general market growth.

Would you just rather we talk about 0.5BTC?

I always tell the truth, even when I lie.

Besides, what the hell is 7K? Even if you only put 3K into this coin, you'd be worth $3 million in less than a year. I'm not here to convince faggots like you to buy. This is reserved for the highest-risk, highest-return speculators.

You guys think a coin already in the top 10 is going to 1000x? Lol.

Hash the coin name and make a trip do I can crucify you when your LARP fails, faggot.
I'd use that money to build a second Auschwitz and keep it fully staffed just for you.

first you should learn elementary school math you autistic faggot

either you are highly optimistic about ADA
or you are really desperate to unload your musicoin bags

Comon OP, give your BTC address
This is me
1EnJHhq8Jq8vDuZA5ahVh6H4t6jh1mB4rq

Petrodollar did like 6000-7000% two days ago, so I guess you are talking about a shitcoin to the third power

Not without 0.5 BTC first. If you want to martyr yourself and share the name with everyone, then by all means go ahead.

Just letting you know that you significantly reduce the chance of making yourself rich in the process. The rich can only thrive off the poor, in the same way that a lion hunts a gazelle.

Most likely musicoin, no ADA fan would be this delusional.

*so I may

man you are desperate. ill bite. what's your btc address

Ada can go 10x in a year. That won't be a miracle, but its unlikely.

If you want 10x you should go on eth, xmr, rcn or trst. And btc of course.

Scumfuck assberger Rakesh, I'd rather lose every cent I've ever made than 1.) fall for this awful scam and 2.) Give you what you want.
924 Bel Air Road see you when you 'make it' buddy.

Hey guys I know a coin that is going to 2000x in 6 months. Fuck his coin send me .25 BTC

>ETH

Lol get a load of this faggot.

ADA is going to eat ETH's breakfast, lunch and dinner, and then some.

yeah sounds like musicoin shilling now that i look back.
literally a polished up fedora coin tipping platform.
tip coins suuuuuure are fucking relevant today. riight. fucking pajeets.

Eth is too big to fail. It may need some time, but it will be top 1 coin. I'm talking about ~5 years.

Guys I know a coin that will go 10,000x in the next 15 minutes. Send me 0.125 BTC and I will tell you.

OP where are you?
give me your address
This is my address 1EnJHhq8Jq8vDuZA5ahVh6H4t6jh1mB4rq
I will send 5 BTC to you

1HLw9yr1rNX5ZDetTkaxdYWrhyLHwj2Exk

None of you poorfags will send me anything. So I've come up with a deal.

If you raise me 0.5 BTC, I will tell everyone in this thread and end the burning curiosity that is plaguing everyone's minds. Fair?

Delusional as fuck, ETH wont be going anywhere.

Ok i ll chip in 1 ether op

There is also 2 ICO's that will be in top 100 in 6 months. UTRUST and INS. (UTRUST ico ended, hope you got with it)

I will personally skin anyone alive who sends this literal LARPing Pajeet a single cent.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fucking poor Pajeet
Look at that balance
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>muh 50k investment
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

booo please, just tell me your email - I’ll give you a full BTC just don’t tell anyone else

Lol I remember the first musicoin pumps, made 2BTC in one night, good times. Now that I look back on all the good times, Veeky Forums has really disintegrated into poverty. I suppose all the anons with new found riches left this hell hole and changed their lives, I come here for novelty but man is the cancer STRONG.

sent

change IP next time
TOP FUCKING KEK

LOL samefag talking to himself

>10000%

GTFO pajeet rakesh

>1EnJHhq8Jq8vDuZA5ahVh6H4t6jh1mB4rq
gibme my nicehashes back
13Y5NYC1N47N1QeJH4ZMgSGv3ciDeuMG7n

LOLOLOLOLOLOL SCAM SIGHTED

Just wanted to get your address so I can embarass you.

This curry-loving scat-writhing scumbag has been dumping all of his families savings into btc since october, and only managed to get half a bitcoin.

Go die in a hole pajeet

That house looks like a complete fucking nightmare

Amerimutts really have no sense of class

People should aspire to live on a sprawling estate with a country manor, not some awful tacky dollhouse

Email is:

[email protected]

Will perpetually send through different emails in order to maintain anonymity.

pic related

>ID: ms//98yS
wait, wat?

You're actually mentally challenged.

>ETH
>ICO's

pssst OP is constantly begging on Veeky Forums Can we get a mod to ban this fuck?
Nice prediction OP, nobody could have seen that coming!

What is it?

thread should have been deleted. literally goes against the sticky for begging