Admit it Veeky Forums, your female character is your waifu

Are you implying that I would cheat on my waifu with my character? Shizune is the only one for me.

Well it's not like shes going to say anything about you cheating on her.

Only once, and in that case I played her completely different from her actual character.

I do play almost exclusively as cute 2D girls, though, but that's just natural.

You son of a bitch.

In so much that the last female character I can remember having any sessions in was lesbian dinosaur before lesbian dinosaur was something I knew about, is a waifu.

Kobolds, eh?

Anyway, not a waifu.

>50+ with an evil cockney thrush as a familiar and a taste for human flesh

Nah, not really.

That's odd. Despite being a huge waifu-fag I play almost exclusively as large, but affable black men. Is there something wrong with me?

CARLOS!

[/spoiler]I would like to read some loli elf slave smut please

No because I'm not a emotionally damaged faggot.

So if I have no female characters, I have no waifu?

Yes, but I have neither the energy nor inclination to bother engaging you any further on the subject.

But I haven't even played a female sorcerer.

I never made any claim otherwise.

>what is epublishing

Damn nigga u stupid, Amazon and Apple can bring your porn right into a person's home tablet

The one time I've actually played female character, I've merged personality aspects and mimicked behavior of the few women I know outside my family and workplace.

Making one of them my childhood friend, who grew into a jaded cynic was probably a mistake.

>Mentally unstable sorceress with a penchant for mind control

...yeah, I'm gonna need you to post that shit.

That would be great.

Agreed. All I want is to be is a motherly but stern cleric of life and healing who fights on the front lines with her boys to make sure they make it home safe.

Nigga, please.

Even the most bizarre niche smut can get published today.

Thanks, but it's still in concept mode right now.
Still has loli in it, which I don't want people getting all pissed over and then me getting sued or worse...

>total dominatrix
>Spanish
>had laser hair removal on her body
>wears glasses
>has very long hair

Oh yeah baby

>Chuck Tingle
it's like he was born to make gay porn.

I'm not certain if non-drawn porn of loli elves is actually a crime

But it might make for an interesting precedent case if you actually got taken to court over it

>Implying I play female characters

I'm not a fag

Why is Cecily so qt?

Chuck Tingle is a national treasure.

Used goods.

Granted, there is no doubt a niche for my stories but anything even remotely underage SEEMING (the character would be like 30 but look like a loli due to elf genetics and such) would get most people in trouble. I'll write it, post it somewhere and go from there but it will never be a major thing, just a weird bit of fapfiction for the odd.

At what moment did I imply otherwise?

No, my cohort is.

Female berserkers are 2cool

>wanting to drag your waifu out into battle and have her fight shit
What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Still a qt.

>Lady knight-esque princess who fights with sword and revolver aboard airships, has orange eyes
Won't even deny it

It's still used goods.

I bet the rapist got her pregnant too

Don't you know, he couldn't rape her since he didn't have a dick She's still pure
Fuck Japan really is neutered if they can't take anything bad ever happening to their waifus anymore.

No, a waifu is suppose to be pure. Not a slut.
A slutty waifu is gross, who wants to fuck a whore?

I don't have one, but if I did you'd probably be right.

Now I'm gonna have to make one.

>getting raped makes someone a whore
Hello /a/.

Have you ever noticed the only people who complain about used goods don't get many offers to have their own goods used very often?

But it's true.
>whoring out someone goods

>Implying you didn't comfort Misha.

But it does.
Spousal rape isn't really rape so that leaves a few options

>She was wandering outside alone
>They broke and entered into the house ( extremely rare to the point it's more common in movies than in real life )
>She was at a party, got wasted, and then "raped"
That means there's AT LEAST 2/3 chance she was just being a whore. The odds are not in the womans favor.

To be fair to them, it was a jarring shift of tone. It was a typical fluffy LN/manga before suddenly wanting to become the next Berserk.

...

Wow, this thread went to shit pretty quick.
Not really surprised, but...

>Spousal rape isn't rape
Good luck arguing that in a court of law.

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>thumbnail

I will fight you.

It wasn't that bad until the purityfags had to start shit.

Oops, meant for

The hell is spousal rape?

Rape is when one of the partners is not wanting sexual relations but is coerced, forced or otherwise made to have sexual relations. Spousal rape is when one of the spouses does not want sexual relations but is forced, coerced or otherwise made to have sexual relations. Seriously, it's not that hard to grasp...

most people when making a character of the opposite gender tend to make a character that would be attractive to them.

god knows i do it in vidya.

and sorry to be a fag but anyone got the source of this?

Thunderbolt Fantasy, a taiwanese puppet show

Thunderbolt Fantasy, Urobuchi's latest show.

I wouldn't call them waifus but I typically make them with qualities I find attractive, though I've made "ugly" female PCs before.

My waifu is an ill girl and would make for a terrible PC.

Well you can just describe them as "youthful" but still 106 years old or w/e so it's nbd.

>casual decapitation
>Urobuchi
figures

He's probably the kind of guy who can't imagine it, it doesn't fit in his worldview. Even when the chick has bruises, contusions, broken bones, etc.

Walking outside is being slutty? Confirmed for sandnigger.

Something that (((progressives))) invented in the 1970s.

mine already is

Hi there, neo-nazi! Here is a NaziFact:

Did you know the best thing about Nazis? That you can kill them with impunity because they are literally the scum of the Earth, and the entire human race is made better by their death.

Nah, she's everyone else's. Even the female players'

>Naturally pretty, slender
>Total science geek, smarter than most people, very well educated
>Takes most things rather seriously, easy to tease
>Gets flustered over intimacy, even just with friendship between other girls
>Secretly just wants someone to relax and hang out with at the end of the day

You're absolutely right. Goddammit.

I prefer rounding them up and putting them into reeducation camps to learn to love Mother Russia and to accept their new lives in the gulags in the middle of Siberia!

That's a thing?

Plausibly.

Yeah, apparently even married couple have sex sometimes.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marital_rape_(United_States_law)

No you smart ass, I'm talking about the rape shit, that's not right.

Joke's on you, I don't have a female PC.

The rule is that if somebody doesn't want to have sex then forcibly making them have sex is rape.

Well actually the clauses are much more complicated than that and have a lot of varying factors, but marriage is never one of them.

Even when they're having sex?
>but marriage is never one of them.
Because it leers more towards domestic abuse in most cases.

No user.
YOU ARE THE WAIFU!

Domestic abuse cases can include rape cases. They can include murder cases as well.

user no, men can't be waifus.
No, because then it's just rape/murder or something.

>men can't be waifus

But that's true. Men aren't waifus you fag.

>Being this triggered over gaifus

Technically it's called a husbando.

Who is your husbando, Satan?

>then it's just rape/murder
it's both, you dingus

"domestic abuse" is an extremely fucking broad subject. Rape/murder in a domestic setting falls under that.

No shit, why do you think I added the little slash there?
I mean, murder is murder and all that.

I would never play my waifu in a game. For several reasons.

Never play female characters.
Don't want my waifu to get hurt unnecessarily.
It'd be completely annoying for the other players.