Have you ever had a "Chad" at your table?

You don't know what your dick is missing, son

>inb4 everyone claims to be the Chad of their group

gotta get summa dat purple pussy

>Have you ever had a "Chad" at your table?

Yes.
He's my oldest friend since childhood and has played D&D as long as I have. He is quite dorky, but otherwise fits every single one of the traits of a Chad, literally all of them.

He's basically living proof that the only consistent thing about Veeky Forums is that the only way as a whole it knows how to interact with human beings is through wildly inaccurate and misleading memes.

I had a nerd who thought he was a Chad. He got visibly pissed off when he failed to seduce anyone in the village and demanded we take a break so he could have a cigarette and calm himself down.

Never had a race-mixer at my table.

Yes. He played the game alright but he exploded the group by fooling around with female players. No joke, he eventually managed to knock up two at the same time (one the DM's wife) and they actually fought each other rather than him.

I've had a chode at my table. So has OP's GM.

/tg itself is pretty chill overall, I blame memes like this on summertime posters from /r9k/

That's called cuckqueaning, user.

Only board on the other chan that I visit.

I know this is an hour old, but the term for a female cuck is a cuckquean

Yes. We have a couple. Usually brings their gfs to the table but things are friendly. They enjoy the drinking/asshole tabletop games

THEY HAVE A BOARD FOR THAT?

My girlfriend is actually really into it, not sure if she wants to try it for real, but she has trouble finding porn of it.

There are so many other chans, please tell me which.

>the other chan
There are like 100+ other ones.

Anyway, does "Chad" just mean somebody who works out and is relatively popular? If so, yes. If not, what more does it mean than that?

This makes too much sense so it hast to be wrong.

Yep. The one that has an 8. Couldn't put in in my post because of the spam filter.

tfw no bf.

Chad is usually the big, strong, and handsome guy that ends up with all the grils. And then has fun with them, while all the 'nerdy' guys don't get any, if you know what I'm saying.

Chad is usually stereotypically a jock or football player, etc.

My VtM group is all chads. I'm the only one who would be called an actual nerd. And that's because I wear glasses.

They're some of the best fucking RPers I've ever had the pleasure of playing with. They blow the fat, slobby, social anxiety autists out of the water.

10/10, would not go back.

My best friend is the Chad of our group. He's also a superb Artist, and musically inclined. Basically 10/10 dude that gets real into roleplaying and doing his do.

...

>and the dm's wife
>The two women fought each other
Tonight: On Shit that Never Happened

My homeboard is Veeky Forums, and I literally only ever wear polo shirts or black muscle-tees to show off >muh sic gainz

Bestfriend is a black, gay gleek (even after Glee stopped becoming a thing), and DM is (I suspect) a literal cuck, or at the very least, his girlfriend is cheating on him, but he doesn't do anything about it even though he's fully aware of it.

Other guys from my table include
>Infamous weeaboo
>Used-to-be bestfriend before he became a major degenerate stoner druggie
>LE NURD GRLL
>Guy who calls himself my "bro", but all he does is curls and soccer
>Once had a suicidal guy playing with us...Don't know what happened to him
>Guy who considered himself a "sick bro", but he was just a fat guy who liked to drink and called his obesity "bulking"

Chads are literally just people, desu. Veeky Forums is a known supplier of spaghetti, and we regularly talk about our autism, probably more than any other board does. But then again, Veeky Forums likes to talk about "chads" too, not realizing that to places like /r9k/ or /pol/, we ARE the "chads".

Hmmmm. Really makes you dink.

Nothing wrong with curls or soccer tho

/r9k/ plz go and stay go

I like you already. You're cool. Good luck not dying, friend.

It's wrong because I said it's wrong. God wills it.

Nah, but in all seriousness, he's what people call "a curlbro". Someone who only works the upper body and takes a sport so that he can say he lifts weights and does a sport. Usually only uses those two things as leverage for female encounters, and this guy pretty much does all that and more.

D-dying? What did you mean by this? I don't want to die, mang ;_;

we're all Chads in my group

except this one guy Joe. He's a neckbeard. Love him anyway, tho.

We're all gonna die, bro
No stoping it
The best you can hope for is life well lived and an aesthetic corpse

No, no literal chads but I did play with a fit and attractive guy who used to get all the girls in his vicinity. He deteriorated severely since.

And overall, it is much more fun to hang out and do a social thing with people who are properly socially adjusted. Then again, physical fitness and social skills don't necessarily go hand in hand

Exactly, and I am wishing you the best luck in a safe and happy life.

>Once had a suicidal guy playing with us...Don't know what happened to him

heh

I thought a "Chad" was a guy that purposefully adopted nerdy hobbies because the level of competition with other males approaches near zero?

Like deciding to jump to a different league in soccer because the other teams in the original league are way younger and more fit. Chances are way better, ego is stoked way easier and challenge is near minimal.

I was the local bro-gamer until a much hotter white guy showed up. I didn't care until I noticed that the dude absolutely sucked at the hobby.

I don't think that's a Chad thing, I do that and I only look like Chad.

Go only after dorky homely insecure girls, they think you're way out of their league and think they hit the jackpot with you, they're happy and grateful, they do anything you want out of them, you get to feel important and in control.

I'm profoundly insecure.

just call it 8gag like everyone else

>Then again, physical fitness and social skills don't necessarily go hand in hand
This so much. One look at Veeky Forums will tell you how true that can be. Not saying that being attractive doesn't help with social interaction though.

As for if I had any Chads, I had one guy drift away from my gaming group and started disliking a lot of 'nerdy' thing including tabletop. Even went on a rant about how digital data was 'worthless' and anything related to computers were worthless. Hung out with other jock-ish types and such. We started thinking he became a Chad for a bit

That is until he got too drunk one night and posted pictures of his dragon dildo collection in Whatsup and described how it felt to take it to the hilt and use the cum tube. Then we knew he was just being a faggot and trying to fit in with his new buds.

I played board games with Chads. Including some of the more Veeky Forums approved stuff that isn't lolrisk or lolMonopoly. Their skill varied but usually they kinda sucked and didn't take it that seriously.

Never had a racist at mine.

Story time, nao

There is nothing wrong with being a Chad

>dat feel when half of my Birthright group eight years ago was made of my gym buddies

I swear to god if more joined we would've need a bigger table. Not a single women ever joined that game, much to other half's dismay because they were hoping all the buff guys would attract some women for potential Chads.

This makes me wish I had a sports-obsessed, musclebound dudebro best friend in high school. He'd call me a nerd but never maliciously, and he'd describe Veeky Forums as "playing pretend with action figures". His first character would be a barbarian on an endless quest for gainz.

Chad Chadsson, yes, he fucked the grills, scored a touchdown and lit up the night with his dank /r9k/ memes.

>Once had a suicidal guy playing with us...Don't know what happened to him

It's pretty unanimous that it's more fun to play a social game with people who are good at socializing

>they were hoping all the buff guys would attract some women for potential Chads.

does that ever even happen though? I know women tend to join roleplaying groups simply because it's their boyfriend's thing and they want in, but actually looking for boyfriend material there? if anything, that just tends to happen by accident.

Do you stick it in their bums?

Exactly. Chad never existed to begin with. I'm 6'6 and 240 pounds, in shape and enjoy a distastefully polygamous lifestyle. Grew up doing sports and continue to train daily. I see plenty of people such as myself, if not "Chaddier" in my LGS. Are we douches as a whole? Maybe, but look at the unwashed grognards and overall waac sub types that could be found in the meta of any game there. There is one constant though. I've never seen "a Chad" ever play a spellcaster in my life. Talk about irony...

People tend to mistake being confident in yourself for being a douche or arrogant. Sure, they sometimes go hand-in-hand, but certain people just lack confidence in general and see it as display of aggression in others who do possess it. I'd like to say I didn't get where I am by hiding from problems and avoiding hardships, but we're all anonymous on Veeky Forums so who cares.

I've noticed a lot of rich kids and younger corporate people acting this way. Other people are just goods to be used, preferably with no investment of time or effort.
The worst thing is, people buy it. They don't see it as narcissism, while they are under the spell they honestly think the other person is special or important.

I've had one Chad and one Stacey at the table, they fucked and caused me great envy. Everyone else at the table wasn't an autistic /r9k/poster, so they were fine with it.

Veeky Forums is just an rpg.

Mr pantaloon disagrees.

Wildly varying experiences.

One Chad is a fantastic guy, joy to be around, collects chaos marines and plays as a black templar in my deathwatch group. Also plays rugby for the university team and spends half his time in the gym.

Other one is a complete fucking jackass who is extremely fucking nasty to anyone he decides he doesn't like when he first meets them, to the point where he makes it his mission to drive them out of the group. Fortunately it's an IRC group and he lives halfway around the world from me, so I don't have to deal with his shit when I don't want to.

>well, sir, the preliminary report suggested the gaydar was malfunctioning, and that the signal was just an artifact
>but here's the thing. charles de gaule traffic control called in this morning saying they got the same signal on their gaydar

>skipping leg day

NOT EVEN ONCE

What if I am the Chad in my group?

We had a Chad over playing MtG at our local game store the past few weeks before he moved away.
He was brash, loud-mouthed, aggressive, always arguing when not laughing, contrarian, provocative, and an all-around asshole. I would've asked the judge to confront him about it if it wasn't for the fact that it was his last time playing here.

I have two half-chads in my group, I guess.

There's the one guy who works out like a freak, but it's motivated by a relative butterface and early balding. He doesn't have much luck with the ladies because despite the ripped body, he's insecure and awkward.

Then there's the guy with average looks who is so wildly outgoing and charismatic that he rarely leaves the bar/pub/club alone.

The rest of the group are average jacks, myself included.

start lifting
you can be the change you want to see in this world

>dorky homely insecure girls
you mean best girls?

I think I am the Chad at our table since Im the only one who is an absolute normie.

>Be European.
>Admittedly do this.
>With E. Euro girls.
>Since even their dorks are at least 7/10.

What is a "Chad"?

Meme word for good-looking, confident guys who are socially successful and get the girls. Usually implies dudebro attitudes and gym workouts, as well.

If I want to yes, up their butts and then into their mouths. Or anything you want really, costumes, bondage, rough, foodplay, ageplay, public sex, just cuddling, whatever.

>with no investment of time or effort
There's always an investment, it might be minimal but it's there.
I'm not actively hurting them, they're happy and having fun, they're getting a boost in selfesteem by being armcandy, the breakup might be messy but it was worth it for them.
That's how I rationalize it.

They are pretty great, diamond in the rough sort of great.

The truth is, unless they're fat, dork girls are a lot better looking than what people give them credit for. It's just that in their insecurity they sabotage themselves with bad posture and shit fashion sense, they also rarely do the things regular girls do to their hair/face/skin/nails. If you care enough you can get them to start dressing better and taking care of their appearance and get a bonafide certified qt that likes the same dumb nerd shit you like in return.

Chad's are fucking great at RP. No shit. They get really into the game, get really good at the numbers, they aren't usually the best with rules, but whatever. I love having bros at the table. Granted the Chad's I hang with tend to be on the nerdy side, but of the high-school esque stereotypes I like to play with, Chads and dedicated but chill nerds are at the top.

Please don't spread that feckless meme here. There's a containment board for a reason you know.

Are they really that good?

Not any of the anons you are replying too but pussy is pussy, its the same shit, slept with a black girl and it doesn't feel any different down there than usual. In fact was disappointing since she bigged herself up to be amazing at oral and was incredibly average

You sound like a manipulative asshole, i.e. a real Chad

>she bigged herself up to be amazing at oral and was incredibly average
Bisexual guy here, it's the same with every single girl ever who make a scene about it. Guys on the other hand...

The term is "BleachD".

Well considering I'm the only sports active dude in my uni group (in the rowing team) I'd qualify as Chad I guess.

Basically the group is me 2, nerds (one fat neckbeard fedora tipper and the permaDM SJW skinny "Fucking white male", and three chicks (one is the cousin of the above two and I can't figure out how they are genetically related to each other, one is a full on /pol/tard stormfront blonde bitch and the last one is some Japanese goth chick exchange student).

Each of them is dysfunctional as a human being to the point of me having to herd them like cats so they can have fun.

The fedora tipper goes on and on with his explanations into things nobody has an interest in.

The SJW goes on and on about Trump being a CIS white male and argues with the Stormbitch.

The cousin is an M who actively brings her fetish into the game.

The Stormbitch gets triggered easily by the SJW and is all "Scandinavian ubermensch uber alles!" and then trails of on tinfoil theories about Jews.

The Jap goth still can't speak our language properly despite being raised here since she was 5 years old and is trying to make us listen to obnoxious new bands every session.

I guess I'm dysfunctional as well with my inflated ego , "never skip leg day" banter and sadistic tendencies (but at least it gets me laid , I also assfucked the two guys in th group as well as the chicks and only the Japanese goth was anywhere close to being a good fuck).

Guys are different? I assume dicks but as far as I can tell all girls asses have been the same!

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It was fun because Chads are generally funny, friendly, attractive, and charismatic

Popular means people WANT to be around you

>autistic works of fiction

>jani getting triggered over chad, puts thread on autosage

You should see /int/

>Somebody posts a "post your body and where you're from" thread
>A girl comes in getting progressively nuder and nuder as people ask for more and more pics
>Poo in Loo calling everyone betas, but not posting his own pic
>People posting Google Images for "Buff Black Guy" and saying stuff like "Me on the left"
>I post a pic of myself after a workout pump
>In the spirit of the bantz, I say something to the effect of "How can eurocucks even compete?"
>Janitor gets super-mad and bans me for an "off topic" post
>Mfw the entire thread was about showing off your body
>Mfw attention-whore girl kept doing her shit
>Mfw Poo in Loo kept talking shit
>Mfw "Me on the left" spamming

Why are /int/ janitors such cucks, anons?