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Wtf is my opponent playing edition

>playing a 40+ tourney today
>playing bant coco
>made it to the final round
>expecting mirror match or bg delirium
>got paired with a guy i've never seen before at my lgs
>wild meme blue prison deck appears
> me asking myself "how the fuckthis guy made it to the final round?"
> nvm, I dont think meme deck can defeat me.
>game 1 I manage to oveerun him with sylvan advocates and had spell quellers to exile his stuff.
>side out 2 dromokas command and side in 2 negates.
>game 2 he managed to stall the fucking game by winning ton of life and kept bouncing my shit. He played octopus eldrazi to stall me even more.
>In the end he made a 12/12 land and crushed me.
>game 3 added 2 extra negates and side out the dromokas commands.
>countered jaces sanctum to avoid the scry and mana reduction and some bounce spell my spell squeller werent able to catch.
>fucking rings made him win lot of hp but still had presence on board and trackers were getting fat.
>he then dropped pick related
>"wtf is this shit"
>sac a clue to find a negate with no avail.
>he play his bounce spell again.
>cast coco to see if i can screw his bounce spell with a queller
>he said i had to exile the top cause of pic related.
>he exiles a negate and counter my coco
>later the fucker combo with the extra turns with awaken.
>got destroyed by my own advocate and a 12/12 land again.

Seriously, wasnt mono blue prison already dead? Also wasnt expecting pic related.

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>playing RU visions against prison meme
>opponent wins game 1 because I don't draw enough burn to keep up with his lifegain
>"Yeah this matchup is good for me you can't burn me out fast enough"
>side in smash to smithereens in game 2
>destroy him in game 2 and 3
>starts complaining how red shouldn't have so efficient artifact removal

Monoblue has in sideboard the sorcery with x in the cost that bounce permanents. Quellers cant exile them when x is 3 or greater.

You should have used coco in response to pic related in the stack.
I was wondering if they have jace sanctum and cast displacement wave, if they pay uu and x=2 since sanctum reduces the cost by 1 to bounce our 3cmc beaters, can queller exile it?

CMC of a spell is unchanged

So queller cant exile it?

No.

Bets on the last FNM promo?

>Seriously, wasnt mono blue prison already dead?

Why would you think that? It's a dirt cheap deck dollarydoo wise that can beat up most mid-range strategies which is predominantly everywhere right now. It can't do much shit to planeswalkers or super fast wide decks like humans though.

>Also wasn't expecting pic related

I've run that card in Esper Starfield as a 1-of and it pretty much locks out any control mirror with repeated looping of Lunar Force every turn.

In your situation described the CMC of the spell is unchanged since they have to announce what X is first THEN pay the costs while applying any cost enhancing or reduction modifiers. I think the card you're talking about is Displacement Wave right? What he has to do is put the spell on the stack, announce what X is then choose targets(if the spell asks to choose targets) then pay the costs. So the CMC of the spell will be 5 in this case even though he only pays 4.

>last FNM promo?
Uhh you mean NEXT fnm promo? They're not discontinuing them, right?!

My guess is Lone Rider.

Last one as in last one this year

Lone Rider would be sweet as hell but I don't think they're doing DFC promos

>Last one as in last one this year
Oh right. Holy shit, can't believe we already know the November promo. This year's going by way too fast.
>I don't think they're doing DFC promos
I don't see why not. OG innistrad was during my mtg dark age, did they not do any DFC promos during that time?

Nope, they didn't do any DFC FNM promos in that time

Was the token in pic not double sided? I don't think there's been any official word on never doing DFCs as promos.

Anyway, now that I really look at them, I think the next promo has to be from SOI, not EMN. Still should be white since it's been forever since the last white promo, so Reaper of Flight would be sweet.

>Within 6 months they'd done promos of 5 Modern playables
And what the fuck do we get these days? Fucking draft commons.

this happened about a week ago
>hanging out a local game store with friend
>having a good time,new to the game
>beat him first 3 rounds
>feelingGOOD.jpg
>round four comes up
>he swaps decks to a solid white
>no worries tho played that deck early nothing great in it
>play for about 3 minutes with my black-blue wining
>pulls out seller of songbirds
>hehe whatever 1/1 bird easy
>kill it act all cool
>his turn
>pulls out another
>cheeky
>ready to kill
>uses a buff card to get more
>he is on 40 life, so he takes all of my hits
>keeps playing a singer of songbirds or a buff card until he had like 12
>WTF.jpg
>go to swing bird takes the flying hit, uses his sellers of songbirds to take the rest
>this goes on for about 10 minutes before he wins
>enraged.wav
>demand he show me his deck
>cheeky, he knew i didn't know the all of rules,
>so he put together a seller of song bird deck


>MFW everyone starts calling me Alfred Hitchcock,
>due to my hate of birds

Last year we had Path and Serum Visions

Monoblue Prison is one of those memes that kills the meta and must die.
Who the fuck plays garbage cards like PtW and ops pic related. Those are shit cards that cant be called a wincon.
Ops mistake was to side out all the dromokas command. Seriously you must be bad playing the best deck in the format right now.

good, you played the net-deck of the format and you got wrecked.

no one is going to side with you here, your playing a deck that is literally 40% of the meta, get fucked.

>Standard General

Never tried that card before. How solid is that blue mythic enchantment as a wincon?

Looks like dogshit to be desu

>playing bant coco

How have you not offed yourself yet, netdecker?

Anyone else stoked for coco to rotate out? I'm going to make the most casual elves or mardu green warriors deck ever

I'm probably going to try to make UR Reveler/TiTi. BW Control is going to dominate though.

>UR reveler/titi
Man if I wasn't in the middle of building grixis control and finishing up a past due mardu dragons, that's the deck I'd want

>Anyone else stoked for coco to rotate out?

I hope you enjoy playing against all the GB delirium deck. 45$ for liliana or go home.

There's also a non-zero chance for some retarded blue-red deck

That was blatant bone throwing, otherwise they would've continued. Why they don't just put good cards people want as FNM promos is beyond me. Imagine if Spell Snare was the next promo. Suddenly attendance spikes. Now imagine if Goyf was a promo.

all relevent elves rotate too, you know.

I should've been more clear,my bad. I'm going to build a shitty elves deck with coco that I will just play casually with a friend. As far as standard goes, I'm not really decided on a deck yet

Creatures (27)
4 Mausoleum Wanderer u
1 Anafenza, Kin-Tree Spirit
4 Rattlechains
4 Selfless Spirit
4 Nebelgast Herald
4 Reflector Mage
4 Spell Queller
2 Archangel Avacyn
Spells (8)
2 Clash of Wills
4 Collected Company
2 Ojutai's Command
Lands (25)
4 Canopy Vista
4 Evolving Wilds
1 Forest
4 Island
4 Plains
4 Port Town
4 Yavimaya Coast

Hows this list look? Saw it online and would be interested in trying something different as opposed to just typical bant company tonight at my shop

or maybe its just wrong to not play bant company idk.

>splashing green only for coco instead of going full on bant

Keep it UW or make it bant company.

I need help to make a FNM tier budget dredge deck in Standard.

Basically using Haunted Dead as a discard engine and to trigger Prized Amalgam. The big stuff get discarded and brought back with Ever After.

Not sure if I'm going the right direction with ever after, thinking maybe go for the Madness plan instead for a faster curve.

Budget restrictions : deck must be

yeah I guess I just thought some of the interactions were sweet.

It's not a wincon. It's an engine similar in concept to Future Sight.

There's no dredge cards in standard. Stop calling it like that.

>mtggoldfish.com/deck/455326#online

Cut Liliana (add mindbender instead) and Kalitas (add marauder, it's an ori card, but it's gonna cost you like 50 cents) and you have a playable graveyard-based deck.

You either got full retard memetopdeck or play something else.

If you have the Collected Companies then you play Bant Company. if you dont, then you play something completely different.

Not playing Bant Company because you dont wanna be ¨That guy¨ is even worse.

There already is a strong UR deck. Fevered Visions, Stormchaser Mage and Wandering Fumarole are huge payoffs with the amount of playable quality burn currently in Standard. The blue splash also gives you the ability to play counterspells which are extremely important against certain decks.

Went 3-1-0 at today's standard tournament with UR visions. Beat Bant Company (humans variant), Temur Emerge and 4C Crush, lost against the mirror.

It is while the spell is on the stack.

I would like Duskwatch Recruiter, but it will probably be some standard garbage like Vessel of Nascency.

Summer gets good stuff, the rest of the year gets standard cards from the previous block. The formula wasn't as rigid in 2012 but all of those cards were standard legal at the time.

Wtf with all these promos?

Fiery Temper? The 6cmc that create TAPPED zombies?
God I hope the next FNM is better than this shit.

7cmc that randomly steal a spell is worse than Future Sight. That card would be cool in this slow meta, but I guess maro-kun would consider it broken now.

If we could only play lands too it would be a decent winning con.

GOD I JUST WANT TO PLAY A PROPER CONTROL DECK INSTANDARD
NO, B/W CONTROL ISN'T A CONTROL DECK
ESPER DRAGONS WASN'T A CONTROL DECK EITHER
THE LAST GOOD CONTROL DECK WE HAD WAS U/B CONTROL WITH PERILOUS VAULT AND 2 COPIES OF SILUMGAR, THE DRIFTING DEATH.

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

Isnt meme prison deck a control deck? Or at least in essence?

It's more combo than control.

Also, fuck Gaby Spartz. I can't listen to that fucking cunt. She has no personality, no knowledge, and the only reason she got the job is becuase she has a vagina.

Whats the problem with netdecking bant coco?
AFAIK, Memeblue Prison is a netdeck too.

>mfw a guy at my lgs has this stupid card on main.
>mfw your Ulamog/Emrakul is exiled and casted in front of your fucking eyes.
>mfw you get killed by Ula and/or Emi

This. Have an original thought for once

>people think this format is better than Rhino

Queller and Reflector should be banned from standard.

Nobody watching the World Championships?

>mfw poorfags get triggered from people playing best deck in the format right now

Keep getting fucked in the ass memedeck players.

Your deck will be shit once coco rotates m8.

Only tryhards or le competitive fags netdeck to win a fucking casual tourney.

I didn't even know it was on.

Goin to an SCG open this weekend. Should U/W spirits be on my radar?

poorfag detected.

Dont worry, monogreen werewolf exists for the likes of you.