1d4chan makes me regret I'm alive

1d4chan makes me regret I'm alive

>Dude le Matt Ward and grimdark lmao btw Warriors of Chaos are totally just like real life vikings and Nagash is an asshole*
>muh Mementers and memidian guard
>Tau such amirite? xD


*seriously most Warhammer Fantasy articles are all about spamming some retarded catchphrase or hammering in how le fucking badass or assholeish someone is

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youtube.com/watch?v=U8NNHmV3QPw
youtube.com/watch?v=R43dYg_Kuc0
1d4chan.org/wiki/Lamentations_of_the_Flame_Princess
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It was a different time

>dawn of eldar

>baiting this hard

There was a time when this place was full of whimsy and fun, and no one was too jaded for some sillyness. Epic was used unironically and no one batted an eye. That time is over now and 1d4chan is a reminder of it, enjoy it for what it is.

>We can never go back, and the only thing keeping me here is the comforting thought that one day age of 40k will come out and I want to see the resulting shitstorm.

I wont claim that it was all more clever then, but we were beating a still living horse at the time

>LOL ALWAYS ANGRY ALL THE TIME LOL
There's some good stuff on there, but mostly it's a kind of stupid reminder of a simpler time when I was underage b& and a complete fuckwit
Appreciate it as an occasional source of humor and archive for the forgotten garbage of Veeky Forums.

>le reminiscing thread
pure cancer

>I le hat matt ward
desu matt's lore was pretty fun in a 40k way and his crunch was top-tier if you only played with matt-crunch armies

One day the age of Whimsy and Fun will return.

One day.

I can only hope.

>NSFW is filled with whole page worths of Rape Fic's
>So much fucking rape
>Most of it is 40k, and ends with the girl being a slaveslut
>Notable Examples being a whole planet of willing Eldar Rape, Commisar Raeg rape, Necron rape, Lilith Hesperax being raped, Evil Commisar Cain rape, Genestealer rape and of fucking course, mountains of SoB rape.
>There's even Spacemarines being raped by Orkz (Although it is a parody of all the other fics)

Jesus fucking christ. After that, I decided I'd only ever stick to the Tactics page forever more. Its absolutely absurd, and all of it should be moved to a fucking /d/ wiki archive or some shit. I dont want to acidentally stumble into one of the 10 different rape fan fics while casually browsing a 40k faction profile, and because of all this crap, I cant recommend the site to my casual friends. It is utter smut, and has no place on a traditional wiki.

#triggered

I don't know anons. The fun police in this board grew into an exponential rate.
Can't even have a simple unironic HFY threads anymore.

Don't forget FAILbbadon and le tactical genius CREEEED

welcome to Veeky Forums, newfag

Because HFY-fags didn't realize when it wasn't funny anymore.

Triggered much?
Also
>1d4chan
>traditional wiki

Assholetep is the least funny thing ever created

And there we go.

Board police is a serious problem on Veeky Forums but HFY stopped being fun or interesting years ago.

It's just boring circlejerks these days.

Someday people will look back on current-day memes and cringe hard, just as you're doing right now.

>I dont want to acidentally stumble into one of the 10 different rape fan fics
Are you sure? Because apparently you've read them all.

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Are all you 13 year old edge masters or something? Because all your doing is proving why this shitty smut should be removed. I mean, what arguement have you actually made besides "Le TRIGGERED XD"? And I'm not even asking for your crappy fetish to be deleted, just moved to some other site dedicated to it. I dont want to tell my normie friends about 40k, have them get interested in it, only to accidentally click on that by accident. Its fucking embarassing to share this hobby with you faggots.

You lot are the living proof that 1d4chan needs a purge.

> mfw some cunt deleted the Future Space Hebrews and Christ Spaceships because it "wasn't Veeky Forums" and in his opinion "fucking dumb"

I mean, it *is* fucking dumb, but in a hilarious and crazy way. Not to mention it's totally Veeky Forums, shit got thought up as a setting for an AdEva campaign in a thread on fucking Veeky Forums! Even if someone else doesn't like it why does that justify purging the page?

first of all, i don't have a rapefetish. not my thing.
secondly, do you really think that 1d4chan will be changed according to your likes and dislikes? sorry, it does not exist to serve your desires. take it as it is or move elsewhere, faggot.

>That part of what Ward produces lore-wise and is mind-boggling (like CA-TO SICARIUS or Kaldor Draigo pre-7th Edition).
>Every time Cruddance is jumping on the Nids. I don't even play the bugs, but come on...
>End Times.
>AGE OF SIGMAR.

And that's just the peak of the Iceberg.

We'd need something extreme to happen in order to make it come back.

>I mean, what arguement have you actually made besides "Le TRIGGERED XD"?

What other argument does anyone need

unfuck yourself

ITT:why nu/tg/ is irredeemable shit.
The eternal summer is real.

>one day
The current campaigns are setting up return of some of the primarchs already m8

>The horse anus is a marvel of evolutionary biology.
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35327430/

I'm confused are you arguing against 1d4chan or for it?

>suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35327430/
That was a good fucking thread, I remember being here for that one. Thanks for bringing that back up.

ahh man good times, this is the Veeky Forums I care for, the Veeky Forums that can talk about a Horse's ass and make it a genuinely productive thread

1d4chan was mistake.

Fucking magical.

suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23757275/

Fucking Spirit Science man...

youtube.com/watch?v=U8NNHmV3QPw

As with any "anyone can edit" type website (tv tropes comes to mind) there's obviously gonna be a lot of garbage.

That being said, when I stumbled upon 1d4chan, I was surprised at the overall level of quality. Many articles had a tone that was both informative about their subject matter and pleasantly conversational. Maybe it was a bit silly at times, but I found the enthusiasm infectious.

DESU it was what got me into Veeky Forums (previously, my only experience with Veeky Forums had been /v/, which gave me a very low opinion of the website as a whole), and perhaps table top games in general (I had been on the fence until then, but it was after spending a night browsing the place that I decided to take the dive and join a friends group).

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NSFW is a pretty good indicator that many would not appreciate the content within. Do you need someone to hold your hand for you while you read the ten rapefics again, user? Or operate the mouse / touchpad so you have a hand free this time?

You sound like those fans of elves in /a/ and /h/ being butthurt because someone had a good fap with Kuroinu. What is next, you are going to make a fixfic about not!Naruto killing some bolter bitches before they molest Lofn?

Matt's crunch was extremely well balanced internally. It just didn't go well with any of the other armies he didn't write the rules for.

>mfw Matt Ward was actually GW's best rules writer in years.

Spotted the newfag.

>Does 1d4chan interferes with your currnt lf?
no
>Do you want to impose your will on the rest of us?
yes
>Want to bring normies that would get spooked with that mild shit into hobby paid and raised by colossal nerds?
Yes

Maybe you can try... IDK sitting with them and explaining the whole thing in small bursts? Invite them into a short game? Enact some cool battle?

It's not that hard to spend time with your friends, I mean, if you really care that much about them.

But don't worry, keep the salt flowing, maybe one day you can sell it for a profit.

Hey its been a while since I got a shout out. I wrote squad broken as a entry to 40k for a buddy who wanted to get into the lore.

Rule wise he's great. Lore wise he's shite

.......I changed my mind. I want the Russ versus and or slash Magnus threads back.

I miss the old threads like when Veeky Forums created an adventurer whose purpose in life was to go around raping dragons. People listened to the little bitches that bitched about elf slave threads and now this is a SJW haven, even 1d4chan lost a lot of the better articles due to SJW fuckery.

The BEST 40K SMUT FICS

Eldar Ears (Heresy version is a plus)

Rape of an Eldar

Sisters of Nurgle

Cain and Amberly

youtube.com/watch?v=R43dYg_Kuc0

Its really a product of the times alot of shit Veeky Forums used to do would probably get called "cringe" but the current majority. Like holy shit could you imagine if some one posted "love Can Bloom" nowaday. Its like how 40k used to have an actual big art community of Deviant art.


I miss 2006

No user, YOU are the cancer.

We could always frag OP user. It's do-able.

Id say the main problem was people learned that you could troll Veeky Forums hard so in turn fan fics and other shit were just labeled cringe.

1d4chan.org/wiki/Lamentations_of_the_Flame_Princess
>No description of the setting
>No description of specific mechanics
>Instead the article is one giant uninformative rant that doesn't really get into specifics
>Meanwhile AoS has a massive largely positive article
Why is this allowed? I am pretty sure that site has just been ground zero for reddit for a while.

How extreme we talking?

>expecting something else from a memesite from years ago
literally waiting for serious discussions on /s4s/

youtube.com/watch?v=7XqIvjtj2qA

cmon Veeky Forums you know you miss it

You know if were doing old memes then

>that video

I never understood why marines didn't attach one of those to their power armor. Easy to maintain marine equipment wise, the power backpack will probably not even be notice the additional energy useage, and near unlimited secondary ammo source. I mean they aren't bolt pistols unless they jack them up but it would be a nice thing to have.

its just a wannabe tvtropes

pay it no mind

>Semper Fi.
>Betrayed his kind for the enemy.

I for one, miss old Veeky Forums

Anyone else remember Abaddon Quest? That was fucking awesome until autists turned it into Tsundere Eldar Waifu Quest

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HFY is horrible stawmaning wish fulfilment, it's literally creating a alien race just for it to fail in comparison to humans. I understand why it exists the space elf archatype is obnoxious when used poorly but that doesn't justify all the wank.

face it

the old times will never be the same and Veeky Forums will just keep moving on.


Since this place was always shit

Jesus Christ what's wrong with her head

Holy shit, I've never seen this before and now I can't stop laughing.

1d4chan is good but the 40k articles are understandably bad.

Great, now I can't unsee it.

what articles were lost? Aside from, of course, which has already been stated.

hotshots burn through energy quickly, which would be more of a liability in any protracted engagement than running out of bolts

How is everyone just ignoring this perfect first reply?

If you were there you'd understand. Looking back and judging critically from the perspective of today, which btw is heavily influenced by all those memes, is pretty damn newfag.

Not user but I kek'd

That seems like some rank bullshit.
Can somebody put it up again, if for no reason but pure spite?

If you don't like it then just ignore it.

It's really easy to do.

One day in the near future, even our dankest memes will be an embarrassment.

But it says "Semper Fel" whatever the fuck that is.

Homie, if you think the only thing that was lost was shit SJW hate then you are new as fuck.

Most of them are pretty embarrassing right now.

No shit it'll keep on moving on.

The question is about how it will move.

Humans love fun so it's only a matter of time before things become fun again.

I think we've already seen that. Veeky Forums has permanently tainted the 40k fandom with the most godawful stupid jokes like CREEED, Angry Marines, Just as Planned, etcetera. Some stupid swede is making youtube bank vomiting 1d4chan memes out. I regret contributing as a young man.

>willing Eldar Rape
>willing
>Rape

Bitch, you are ruining this for me.

Johniass Dragonraper was fucking stupid. Another example like Elf Slave Wat Do, Bitches for Thulsa Doom, Cutebolds, Chubby Gorgon, Harem Knights, Sergals, Cultist-Chan, Tower Girls, and all the others in the mountain of retarded ERP shit that should go back to /d/.

>missing the point
It doesn't matter, user. None of this matters, and it will all be shit soon. Memes are memes, quality is an illusion.
Let people have their fun.

Don't you miss the days when you could just let go and enjoy a thing user?Do you even remember what that feels like?

But what if my fun comes from griping and doomsaying and lamenting the present day generation?

I actually like CREED and JUST AS PLANNED

>Let people have their fun.

More people need to realize this shit. They will live happier lives.

I'm sorry you are intent on living a life devoid of joy where you want to put metrics of quality on jokes but you really don't have too.

It's pretty easy to have fun.

Eh, people wanna have fun and I feel a lot of people don't get to explore sex in a healthy way so I don't mind it too much.

>explore sex in a healthy way

While I agree that the meme police are dumb, I am very surprised that you think circlejerking to weird porn on an image board is exploring sex in a healthy way.

Angry marines are shit but

>Creed
>Just as planned
>bad

Not everyone's fun is compatible, user.

If someone else's fun is obnoxious enough to you that it interferes with your fun, you have a conflict of interest.

Better than being on /r9k/ bitching about Chads, whores, and cucks

>it interferes with your fun

Those people are called assholes, and they exist everywhere and in all groups.

Angry marines are awesome in that they are the hyperbole of surface-level Space Marine interpretation

OP of that thread here. I ran that game.

It fell apart three fourths of the way through the campaign, but it was truly magical while it lasted.