Are you also thinking what I am thinking?

Are you also thinking what I am thinking?

>Veeky Forums
>fitness

Somebody should mix those up with the sex dice

>Spank Biceps

No. And thank fuck for that, telepathic link with random posters would be terrible.

> Lick 200m run

kek

/v/ please

Yes, considering we're crossing boundaries between Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums here, someone will inevitably try putting them places where dice were never meant to be.

Tried it. Not so bad going in. Coming out was bad.

I'm gonna ask the question that's on everybody's mind right now: was it a d4?

I fink so, brain. But how we gonna get the weasel to wear the galoshes?

Look, I've already made enough of a fool of myself. d6 and a d8

why is 200m run even an option
thats literally almost nothing

It is really a 400m run because you have to make it back before your friends molest your chicken tendies.

>cardio
Never gonna make it

aint nothing wrong with cardio in moderation and to assist weight loss, homo
enjoy your heart failure

Different user here; but enjoy your "practical fitness" faggot, stay small.

I think so OP, but doesn't Shadowrun use d6s?

>implying I'm not lifting as well
it's not an either or thing, dicknuts

But you could be so much bigger if you didn't run breh.

...

I'm gym staff and studying to be and instructor and my friend is a PT and actually most of my two groups have or are martial artists.

Not all of us are lard lords mate, but if you are I encourage you to set some health goals.

Don't want you getting diabeetus, heart disease or a small penis.

Are you telling me being physically unfit can cause your dick to shrink?

You realize that this is the board where a man stuffed his rectum with marbles just to see how many you can fit in and posted the results?

Yes.

In addition to fat sitting over the pubis and making your shaft disappear, eating shit and being inactive wreaks havoc on your body in general and your junk isn't spared from this.

I know that inactivity and junk food is really shit for your testosterone levels, and fucks with blood pressure and tissue maintenance. I'm pretty sure this stuff all has effects that stack up.

So yeah, think of the penises.

(Not to mention also bad for your balls and sperm count)

That this is about the second worst way to do exercise?

I will! :3

What's the worst?

I opened the thread expecting this, and I was not disappointed.

Crossfit.

OP is a faggot? Yes.