30 Years War

The Saxons are ready to unite Europe.

Fuck off dude.
And technically I did it in the order OP stated above.

he has a tripcode so overruled

hey y'all

...except you dont have a TC and your name is shit. and he posted before you. so...

Eat shit moloch you fucking Jew. That's not even a proper name

Sweden
Children Of Moloch
Jack Terrance

i can take Spanish Netherlands instead if you want me to...

Hook me up with Venice

see

sweden is taken

Ahh a carry over from the last game
>I'm actually not a Jew
.

cool, and hey man.
added

did (((they))) cause the 30 years war too?

Dammit, Genoa then.
>Children of Moloch
>Captain Crunch

3 minutes and we start. 6 players so far. this is a good sign

No but I recognize you from another game. With that same name

>ID Fix

SHOULD WE DO DEFEND OF AFK FACTIONS BASED ON MUP POST NUMBER

VOTE HERE?

>This is gunna be a fun game, I can tell.

It warms my heart to see both of you in this game.

Hmm ... yes

Yes

Yes'um

I'm glad that people have been keeping Risk alive. A bit surprised you're doing it on Veeky Forums and /qst/ but whatever works.

cool

23 May 1618
The Thirty Year's War is upon us. How will things turn out this time? ...more words with meaning here

I ADDED AFK DEFENSE
LOOK AT TOP RIGHT OF MAP
POST NUMBER OF MUP DETERMINES THIS.
that other guys is Haliax (Sp Neth)
and yeah long story, but /pol had out 3-5 weeks of deleting almost every thread is the short answer.

please use dice

dice+1d99999

IMPORTANT

Rolled 49767 (1d99999)

March into Austria

Bless myself
Invade Brandenburg
The Catholics must be brought down.

Rolled 99420 (1d99999)

I advertised this thread on both /int/ and /pol/ perhaps whatever faggot janitor that was is gone now

Sail across the Baltic and begin the annexation of Pomerania

Rolled 50640 (1d99999)

Rolled 45050 (1d99999)

Give me Meckelburg

Rolled 77481 (1d99999)

fuck no

lol overruled

In order to form a more perfect country, and tio unite with our brothers under one faith, the Catholic Dutch march towards Rotterdam.

Ahead of the three columns with a small detachment of French and Spanish observers, Magistrate Kers, Brother-in-Law to the Duke, peers over his shoulder at the men marching towards either doom or glory... or both.

The Roll Gods have spoken

No, the players have spoken. The roll gods are indifferent.

PALI!
Can you bless yourself OP?

Yes, asked at the start.
Bonus adjusted

I will allow it with only 6 players

AWAITING VENICE

>Yes
>0

>Yes
>0

>Yes
>Pali

>No
>1

The Roll Gods are capricious as fuck

LOOOOL

2 MIN WARNING FOR THE DOGE OF VENICE

Who /Catholic/ here?

see

Who?

Pope time? I want Savoy and Milano, I'll tell ya that. As long as the pope doesn't get losses about that so I can taste some Swiss blood

23 May 1619
[had a lot of text here and had connection error]

guessing you meant Tuscany

PUT ALL SPILLS IN ROLL

Rolled 42233 (1d99999)

Take Savoy for the greater good of our Holy Father.
>Spill Milano and the Swiss.

Rolled 82044 (1d99999)

Attack Saxony

Rolled 19432 (1d99999)

Cut through Poland to attack Bohemia

Rolled 82300 (1d99999)

Invade Bohemia
It shames Bernhard to see those that had hoped to reform the church succumb and attack their fellow reformers

Well struck

Rolled 54014 (1d99999)

The Catholics of Southern Nertherlands march West Then North. Pitched battles occur along the whole of their route.

Weren't you planning to do the same thing?

>Catholics
You're not Catholic

No? Then what's that C in parenthesis?
Oh shut thos are Calvinists
Wait hold up, there's been a big misunderstanding!

23 May 1620
After another year of battle little is gain except in italy. Fighting men of Saxony and Bohemia lay slaughtered on the fields of the HRE as far as the eye can see with Saxony only gaining one tile.
Sweden and the Spanish Netherlands are halted by afk defense.

>newfag
That C stands for Calvinist (protestant faction)

That's what you get for stealing my providence! First vassal awaits

Rolled 8897 (1d99999)

why even roll?

Into Netherlands again.

Rolled 56917 (1d99999)

>Sweden
>halted
... uh
see
>432
Straight

Please fix

Claim more Bohemian clay

Rolled 987 (1d99999)

Pushing through Austria
Work something out?

I'm all messed up from Wessex's risk.

You attacked Saxony. Work it out with him. I won't attack you next turn unless given reason to.

Rolled 97020 (1d99999)

Finish Milano and into Switzerland
>Not gunna lie, new to this game myself but I even knew he was Calvinist. Mind letting me know if I have a bonus right now OP? Or if we are in the works for a Pope who can bless?

Rolled 53736 (1d99999)

Excellent. Continue moving in that direction.
Invade Brunswick

fixed
you took half of bohemia, damn that was a fuck up

It's after midnight. Fuck ups are bound to happen. Thanks.

It was all a huge misunderstanding. Cs in parenthesis represent Catholic for me.

the straight save you a great deal bro

...under the column header labeled Protestant. Let it go brah, everyone has said they understand.

>Straight, cool roll too.
>pali?

>It's after midnight. Fuck ups are bound to happen

I'll trade you any of your lands outside of the HRE for any of my lands within the HRE and south of Saxony. Deal?

23 May 1621
OP after much shame corrects his mistake.

Bohemia flees south finally realizing they are Protestant.
Spanish Netherlands finally gains in the west. other stuff

Rolled 54382 (1d99999)

Attempt to break through Polish defenses

Rolled 44647 (1d99999)

Saxony>Brunswick

yep, this is the round that noone moves most likely lol

Rolled 93322 (1d99999)

Take remaining Austria and Venice

see
Offer stands

Rolled 85568 (1d99999)

The Catholics of Orange continue to press North, with skirmishers sent to the Border of France, awaiting the signal to invade...

Rolled 6147 (1d99999)

Fill in Switzerland

not that it matters, but i forgot i was Catholic Netherlands. i will not attack other catholic nations.

23 May 1622

only Bohemia overcame the dubs of afk defense.
literally nothing else happened in 1621 :^)

I don't think I hold any lands outside the HRE. Unless I'm being stupid again

>being stupid again
sorry man
... you hold lands in the south near slovenia and one tile in italy

i hope all you faggots that voted for AFK/Mupdate will consider that Veeky Forums has very slow board traffic and there are ~6 rolls between mupdates.

Netherlands and Palatinate

too butthurt to RP

Rolled 34935 (1d99999)

Take Venice!

Rolled 99842 (1d99999)

The Polaks are proving to be troublesome bastards. Continue the push.

Rolled 6863 (1d99999)

Rolled 84726 (1d99999)

>Take southern Bohemia

Still worth it. Promotes player vs player as opposed to player vs neutral

Like so

Rolled 86305 (1d99999)

Saxony>Brunswick

im sorry bro, this happened to you in Go/B/ too i recall
yeah but he is the one player that isnt bordering another player lol

Yup, would have taken the Papal States otherwise