LEAVE ABADDON TO ME

youtube.com/watch?v=xkUtgVBehu0

nigga you saying that kharn would say something like that

Why bother? The model they have now is one of the sexiest they've ever produced even if it's quite old.

proportions on it are a little wonky, in that 4th edition metal way

plastic honor guard and calgar whennnn. Give me power armor calgar and terminator armor calgar in one box. Wuffs got their wolf sled, big daddy G needs some love as well.

The fun thing is that if the wolves would actually wake bjorn and say "ok, go get him" he'd be so happy about it he'd be completely unstoppable

While you guys do that I shall guard the Battle barge.

>Wuffs got their wolf sled
You say that like its a good thing...

To bad he's busy fighting the warp from coming into the fang and wrecking havoc.

you made your wolf bed by playing wolf wolves, now wolf lie in it

You look like the reliable sort, go secure the reliquary while you're at it, Brother..."Smurficus?" That's a somewhat unusual name, but I'll not question it further.

>Wuffs got their wolf sled
And no one but fags liked it since it marked another step in the Space Wolves' degeneration since 5e.

>Leave Konrad to me!

Kek, isn't this Calgar faggot more machine than Bjorn himself?

I heard about this but haven't read about it. Care to explain friend? From what I understand Bjorn is like a mini emperor now or something?

I wish we got more detail on Calgar's administration rather than more TOTALLY RADICAL FIGHTS. Nothing wrong with him being an asskicker, but like...every Chapter Master is an asskicker. It'd be neat to see Calgar administering and running the Ultramar system's fleets and guards, dealing with tithes and shit.

The context of this quote - "LEAVE SAURON TO ME" - implies that you're implying Bjorn the Fell-Handed is in league with Abaddon.

HERESY

>all you bitches shit up, leave this demon shit to me, my name is enough to make khorne shit himself in fear, like back when i broke his back with the doombreed's arm, and shoved it up his ass with salt and glass

>i just need to find my way back to the warp

B-but you're a demon yourself Doom Slayer

Ask me if i give a shit?

I have no choice Doom Guy, however noble your intentions you must be purged in the name of the Emperor, beloved by all

What about Ranger/Quakeguy?

Purged last month

Bitterman?

o v e r w r o u g h t

Power armor Calgar is way more tasteful, despite being way older.

and he will fucking erase you from the board, because i am the the lost primarch, along with with the long lost primarch samus

>occupied trying to bang Mynx, the new girl and Hunter

>Squidhair is dead, blame Matthew kane

>i am the the lost primarch, along with with the long lost primarch samus

You fool, Russ purged you 10000 years ago, lol lost my ass

What if doomguy is the emperor?

Reported for massive fucking heresy

Who can actually take Abaddon one on one? I don't really ply the game.

Anyone faithful to the Emperor

Shut the hell up, i asked russ to leave them alone, the Furry fuck always loved to fist fight with them and drink later, if the galaxy is stll here yet, is because they were occupied keeping those faggots in check, until they found a way to banish them out to retconea, and why Russ decided to go into the eye of terror later to find them, with the sorry ass excuse of "bringing the one eyed nerd back".

No, because different from him, who never treated his love trauma with the "Serenity Moon", The Doom Slayer and the Chozo Warrior, weren't a complete dicks in terms of making female space marines, this is why the emperor tried to get rid of them, and why i had to shut up along with Dorn and Guilliman about that...

Anyone with arms and a picture of a naked Creed showing his pecks

hehehe

>implying the other primarch isn't marathon guy

Since a few days after reading a fapfic in 1d4chan, I began to have a weird idea of a Quake/40K crossover:
>Sector is in constant attack of raiders of all kinds.
>Only competent force there is a group of Sisters of Battle.
>They are pedos, but the =I= turns around because they made a good job of killing heretics.
>They have in their possetion a human Webway Gate and an ancient tomb coming from Mars.
>Suddenly, DEldar raids became less common.
>The =I= finds their hiding moon, and every xenos inside was gunned down, nailed to the ground or turned into chunky salsa.
>Suddenly the Inquisitor at charge (who is a close friend with the Canoness) recieves a astropath call, some git came out of the human Webway and killed his Callidus with a axe to the face.(She acted like a Slaneshii Eldar and Ranger buy it)
>Also he escaped and nailed some sisters too, literally.
>Eventually, the heretic in question (who looked like a really pissed off guardsman) went to the main chapel and burned it to the ground. Disaster ensues.
>Some Hereteks were waiting for someone bring the SOB down and stole a powerful tomb sealing a powerful demon corrupted by Chaos.
>Wrong, ya git. That was Doomguy's tomb. Death ensues.

Literally one grey knight could

FALSE.

ftfy

Almost no one, otherwise someone more competent would had taken his place as Horus' proper sucessor.

No. Leave Abaddon to ME.

>I HAVE COME TO PURGE THE PROGENY OF GUILLIMAN

What did he mean by this?

I can't remember the math-hammer, but it's close.

But ultra man gives his army actual benefits in addition to being a good beatstick.

She is busy remodeling her shithole.

Doomguy beat up hell with futuristic weapons while Ranger slaughtered the old gods (Actual gods, unlike IoS) with Home Depot supplies

Ranger 10/10

Doomguy would get shitstomped though, he isn't as powerful as people say he is.

>BFG is only useful on Demons, as the projectile seeks out Argent has to make contact otherwise
>Gauss and SSG aren't going to do major damage to SM armour, much less generic futuristic armor or a vehicle
>Can die of fall damage
>Slower than OG Doomguy even though classic doom is canon
>Strength is notable but not insane

Even a Nanosuit from Crysis could beat him, much less a moderately powerful daemon.

Pretty sure Chapter Master Smashfucker from the Iron hands can.

What about chapter master muderwings from the raven guard?

He got huge nerfed by the single relic rule :(

STRENGTH OF WILL AND PURITY OF HEART TRUMPS ALL

He got huge nerfed by the single relic rule.

Don't Blood Ravens have white in their color scheme as well? This looks more like a Blood Angel dreadnought.

I'm thinking Chapter Master Angel "Angel" Angelos from the bloody magpies could take him.

RIP in piece... for real this time Krell.

Wouldn't Smashfucker rape the dogshit out of Abaddon?

Enjoy Drachnyen, Bjorn. You won't be coming back from that shit. Magnus LET you live.

Stupid puppy.

Jain Zar. Her bullshit "You forgot how to fight" mask and stupid "I'm gonna turn off one of your weapons" auto-win button forces Abaddon to go last, hit on 5s, and only have an AP3 weapon to use against her 2+ Armor, while she smacks him with an AP 2 weapon and makes him suck that 4++ Invul save for each and every Wound.

Actually is kind of nice, think this is the first time I've really looked at it.

Older lore

Kind of fits for a Chapter Master

What IS going on here.

People had enough of Abbadon, I guess?

>Battle Brother clad in blue power armor, with with toilet seats on his pauldrons passes by
Hello Brother, it is I Brother Smurficus, I was told relieve you of watch for our Battle Barge!

why are all the primarchs blonde white guys
I get it was made in England but come on
It's pretty racist these days
Even the black guy is just a white guy with an impossible volcano tan

In the off chance that this isn't bait, first off, the Emps was/is a Turkroach, and second, kill yourself.

The empower was made from prehistoric shamans. It was Pangea back then, there was no turkey.

Emps was born around 8000 BC, not Pangea time, but still before Turks came to Anatolia.

On table top, Abby is an unholy train of rape and pain. Only a handful can reliably kill him, and another handful can fight him on equal terms.

In the fluff, he's basically Cobra Commander from the original G.I. Joe - mustache twirllingly evil.