Post someone (real or fictional) who has maxed out a stat/skill/ability. I'll start

Don't Jet and Fey wind up conversing a lot and using people skills to get info?

Constitution

Jet is shit load into connections. He probably has the greatest number of named NPCs he deals with.

Mmm that makes a lot of sense.

Mae Hughes
Charisma

>Maxed Martial Arts Skills
That's not Ed's Father and you know it.

Wisdom

Wisdom

Dexterity, or at least acrobatics.

Dexterity and/or perception, even with age penalties.

Yes

STR
VIT

maybe also DEX with berserker armor

What that bodybuilding powerlifter that portrays "The Mountain" in GoT? Dude's got max strength.

Anal Circumference

Nah, she's pure

Don't forget strength. Dude fires .50's and elephant rifles without welding and his shit doesn't move. I've seen those permanently cripple people who did the same thing.

>he doesn't know
HA!

That's all CG bro. Don't you follow her interviews?

No. About the leaked shit.

Nobody believes that bullshit. Probably by some guy who is upset that she turned him down.

Well it's several videos 2 of which were taken by her. Unless she has a picture perfect body double with access to her home then its very real.

>Well it's several videos 2 of which were taken by her.

Like I said, it's bullshit that some dude made up. Also what she does in the privacy of her own home does not make her any less pure.

I'm saying her anal circumference is pretty maxed according to the videos. You said it wasn't so because she was pure. Now you're saying she's pure regardless. So which is it?

Maxed out attack power.

No, this is maxed out strength.

A single square in Tomb Raider is roughly 2 meters by 2 meters. A 2m cube would be 8,000,000 cm3. Conveniently, Tomb Raider features large cubes of solid stone which are dragged around by Lara with some effort.

2.75 g/cm3 is the density of granite, if we multiply this by 8 million we get 22,000,000 grams, or 22 metric tons. Converted into old money, this is 48,501lbs. This divided by 5 is 9700lbs.

In 3rd edition D&D, you can drag a weight that is 5 times your maximum capacity. A maximum capacity of at least 9700 requires a strength of 44.

This means that Lara Croft in the original Tomb Raider has a strength score of at least 44. This makes her as strong as a mercury golem from Immortals Handbook Bestiary.

Literally impossible for max strength. She's a woman so that's already a -4 to str which means the most she could hope for is -4 from max str. However, she does have a considerable boost to chr.

That explains why nobody gives her grief for stealing priceless treasure, kicking the shit out of London security guards, killing bigfoot, re-extincting the dinosaurs, smuggling firearms into various countries, slaughtering indigenous peoples, and BLOWING UP ATLANTIS.

"-4 STR LOL" was never a real rule, you know ?

Well, yeah. All those get a nice show from an acrobatist who wears a short tank top and no bra for her triple D's. Would you bitch and moan for being smothered to unconciousness by 2008's july playmate of the month?

>adding "LOL" to make a post seem "SO RANDUMB" and inconsequential cause you dislike it's opinion
Go back to facebook or tumblr or whichever sad little place you hail from. We're talking proven and grounded biological science here.

It is in The-system-that-must-not-be-called-by-name.
Is from that system

Women with well-developed muscles don't need a bra for support. And as has been established, Lara Croft is stronger than a bloody titan.

IRL? I knew most of us were shut-ins but this is getting ridiculous...

No it isn't, it's -30.

I never was complaining about going bra-less. Infact a recent study proved its far better that way for breast health. It even alleviates soreness from lugging around big'uns all day.

Ooooh, a "recent study"! Let's see it then you wont show us because you're a fucking liar

No, I thought about a game syste.m
Well, fuck me if I remenber the stat modifiers from a game that wasn't supposed to be played.
I just realized I actually read that 1000 page horror story

Sorry its a bit late, i was driving into work
Here:
iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/no-bra-day-special-are-bras-bad-you/
>inb4 hurdur ifl
Just read it for the head notes then google Rouillon and Braless Study for the actual paper. It's quite comprehensive to the point the only source of "refutation" is a bra company whos statement is "don't believe Rouillon he's a MAN and whats a man know about YOUR breasts?".

Faggotry

Long and short of it: Collagen
If you constantly support it the skin and ligaments won't shore up their thickness and collagen levels and the collagen won't be used to the stretching of gravity.
Muscles play a secondary roll as some internal ligaments in the breasts anchor to them and those other muscles rely on each other. Them getting used to the weight works them out and strengthens them up.
Sports bra's are still recommended for hard physical activities such as running and the like where excessive movement will take place.

Wow, you actually cited. That works.

DELETE THIS

>not hating Dio
What kind of creature are you? Did this devil plant a spore in your brain?

It's a good study and more people should spread the word. There's benefits for everyone if we do.

Another maximum charisma. One of several in the series, actually.

Both, obviously.

This kind of portrayal of "force of will" always bugged the fuck out of me.

Like, I just hope there is supposed to be the context of "No, this guy literally did those things and this guard knows it so there is cultural shit going on"

Pillar men were gayer

But they had a better theme song than DIO

youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

Battle Tendency > Stardust Crusaders

Stardust Crusaders kind of felt like a low point to me for the animated ones at least

Battle Tendency > all other parts

It definitely was.

When I went through the manga it was the high point.

In the anime it's the complete opposite. I'm really digging Diamond is Unbreakable though.

Yes, that's from the very end of a long-running story and Vlad there was the greatest villain in it. He did a lot of terrible, terrible things and was until about a year before the events in that image was the undisputed overlord of an interplanetary empire despite being a totally normal human.

user has no dignity

>Intellect
Too bad she just immediately forgets all of her divinely great thoughts.

>airship "Titanic"
nice touch

Its because people rarely has seen RL high Charisma.
You look at them, and you instantly start to trust them. If you are resistant to influence, you start to trust them as soon as they start to talk or behave.
Good examples are people who build small cults of the opposite gender, or people like O. J. Simpson. The kind of people who will influence people even if they are not directly talking to somebody.

I get that comic writers want to show raw intimidation, but the speech bubbles ruins it.
The first speech bubble is sorta fine, but the rest could be replace by art of the eyes and some sort of smile gesture.

And this is why my paranoia and overly critical thinking of people and their intentions feels justified.
Any ol' person could be attempting to manipulate you and fuck that my ego and pride refuse unless you fully explain yourself and i don't hate what i find.

And I just out-charisma cult leaders.
My stats are kinda like
>STR 12
>CON 14
>DEX 15
>INT 18
>WIS 20
>CHA 18

I'd instantly distrust you until proven otherwise. I do so already as you personally seem to have a high opinion of yourself and thats dangerous tangentially to arrogance even if its equally tangential to self-esteem.

>arrogance
Nope, I'm quite humble if I may say so myself. Turned down a promotion because it had less fidgeting with numbers, and I like my Excel, R, and AZAP.
Oh, and the CHA score goes with all the presentations I do. I do all the presentations and education/training in the company I work for since I'm handsome, smooth and have a nice baritone. And I know all the shit, unlike some people in the firm

Well more because you have 2 18's and a 20 all 3 related to mental capacity and one to physicsl attractiveness and 18 is the HIGHEST value you can find in humans outside of literal one of a kind once in multiple generations type of person that gets remembered about. Adolf had 17-18 Cha for example more or less.

>I'm above average physically, one of the smartest, wisest and most charismatic people out there, I'm handsome, I have a really nice voice and I know what to say. Oh, also I'm quite humble.
Fuck off you turbocunt.

>perception
Can't be that perceptive if he hasn't noticed the gun is upside down.

Takes a lot more Str and Dex to shoot that way and the Con to stay that way well past middle age.

The comment is just user being cheeky, don't be so damn touchy.

My humor is lost on the genteel and delicate, sadly.

>Its because people rarely has seen RL high Charisma.
>You look at them, and you instantly start to trust them. If you are resistant to influence, you start to trust them as soon as they start to talk or behave.

One of my cousins can just turn that off and on at will.

It's genuinely unnerving. He goes from "normal guy" to "so charismatic people he's just met buy him drinks and hang off every word he says". He got terrible grades in college but just cruises through life getting promotions, raises and better job offers from competitors every few months. He's always dating solid 9/10s and 10/10s despite not being any better looking than the rest of the family. And its hard to be upset at him because he's so likable.

If I hadn't met him I wouldn't think it was a real thing.

Is he what people would call a morally upstanding person? I'm curious.

Nowhere near as good as that but apparently i do that too. Apparently its like 90% body language. I don't even know it when it happens. Odd bit is once i actually get past my social anxiety with you in particular it just up and disappears.
Apparently my whole family knew it and just didn't mention it the first decade and a half cause they figured it would just turn off permanently or something.

My autism renders me immune to such things

Wait, I thought Sasha Grey was a well-known porn star, what's this new thing about her anal circumference? Is there a video of her taking a huge dick in the butt?

>Is he what people would call a morally upstanding person? I'm curious.

He's not a sociopath or anything, if that's what you're asking. His job is kinda morally questionable - he's a corporate lobbyist - but apart from that probably the only bad thing he does is go through girlfriends pretty rapidly. going by his facebook page he's got some new supermodel on his dick every couple months.

Nah. Home vid. Tag teamed by black dudes and one goes elbow deep both arms fist first and she doesn't even flinch no lube or prep. Guy just gets up in there zero resistance.

That sounds incredibly hot, time to look for this vid.

-10 HP

Noticed that with you guys. It's like you missed out on the whole Body Language and Emotional Cues 101 pre-birth class or something.

...

Maxed firearms skill

Yeah, standard searching doesn't work, I can't find the leaked videos.

Is that child or dog?

Yes.

Yes.

>user legit mad at the idea of pornstar taking a dick or three
You can't make this up.

Back on topic: Maxed Int, dumped everything else.

But 2/3 of his theories are bunk and proven bunk.

One of Trump's kids is a confirmed /pol/ regular, so I guess anything's possible.

Not sure what that has to do with anything in that post you replied to but trump's kids have zero or below on pretty much every attribute.

Or you could go straight for the patron saint.

Jesus was that guy getting paid by the character or something?

No it was quite common to put a truckload of characters in background in those old comics strip