What she said?

What she said?

"Penis Penis Penis Penis..."

Beefslab, teehee.

"You know what would be great here? A shatter storm"
Seriously though, Nissa and Lili are probably going to be Chandra's shoulder angel and devil.

>"And then the loser said, "All human women are whores! Elves are better waifus and pure!"

Yup, we need edit of this.

>"Did you know that girls can have sex with other girls?"

>"Who cares, just burn them."
>"That's right, burn them all."

>"Just burn them all kitten, you aren't going to let them tell you what to do."
>"Oh"

>*psst!* Nissa likes Chandra! Pass is along.

>We're gonna keep ruining Magic together, grrl

sowwy

>Jews are behind everything

>Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear Tell you sumthing that you might like to hear You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft Mind if I touch it and see if its soft

That's what she said...

>psst, let's go and choke Jace with tits

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams chandra
Meanwhile chandra be like 'Is this bitch serious?'

>"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams chandra"
>"I can."

>"I can melt these beams!"
>You can't melt those beams...
>"[Grunts of fiery exertion ending in failure]"

"that's"

...

nobody will get your reference.

But I must make it all the same.

Don't worry I got it user

"Vote for Trump"

"Penis Penis Penis Penis..."

>"And then he said "But red decks don't win!""

You just know they took inspiration from pic related.

Meme Magic is real!

Meme magic has been real since flight 4U crashed with no survivors.

She's right, you know.

Does meme magic exert though gravity?

That would explain it reaching back though time.

>that plan
>on a blue card

what happend after that?

They become really good friends despise the race/age difference but when she's entering her teenage years he's already ded

It's actually hentai, the elf is actually a boy and the two of them proceed to pleasure one another. Damn elves, can't tell the men from the women.

Veeky Forums, everyone.

Why not both?

Because pedophilia.

"Pickled Mango"

"Red decks aren't the only things that will be storming tonight."

>One hour later.

more pls

Mana Burn can't melt steel beams.

I got it too, fuck that.

Only other one I have, I'm afraid.

I got you senpai

is liliana immune to fire?

Apparently her flesh is room temperature and her breath is frigid, because lol necromancy, so she would be able to stand up to heat slightly better than most people. Straight up fire, though...

Also,
>no tatoos
omitting the best part is terrible.

>wizards
>not having resist energy
This ain't her first roll in the hay, user.

...

Doesn't matter. The cone of truth will help me find out what.

"Diabolic Tutor reprint"

Yessss
>there's room for it to be canon now

Chandra´s mouth looks like the guy painting it had parkinson´s

>she

>rhyming soft with soft

...

>...and it's about the size of my little finger. I know! I knew Gideon was all talk. You remember Garruk right...

sauce?

>"Did you know that toilets actually exist?"
>"Pfft, stop joking Lili"

*What did she say?

or

*What is she saying?

Why does Lili dress like such a slut?

All the boys around her are zombies she already controls, so what's the point?

If I had magical powers and a hot female body, i'd dress slutty too, so I honestly don't blame her.

Not even saying everybody would, just that...I can see the train of thought that leads to it.

I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS

OK, it's settled, we steal all of Gideon's shirts...
Then we blame cloakboy.

Three Kingdoms is weird as hell, don't worry about it

She's an immortal hottie with powers and literally no fucks to give.

ban everyone who didn't get it for being underage

Because she traded her soul for youth and she wants to show it off.

Also because it distracts cloak boy.