What guild would you join?

What guild would you join?
From what guild would you marry?
What guild would you make your children join?

Golgari
Rakdos
Golgari

Izzet
Simic
I don't care

Azorius
Selesnya
Simic

Rakdos because I am an artist in real life
Golgari because it's best guild
Orzhov because spooky ghost Jews

Orzhov
Orzhov
Azorius

Izzet
Selesnya
Simic

Boros
Azorius
Orzhov son please become a law mage make us some money.

Izzet
Rakdos
Whichever they want

gruul
*Gruul*!
GRUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLL!

dimir
boros
orzhov

Boros Boros Boros.

Selesnya
Simic
Izzet

I already work for the government so I'd probably be Azorius
WR is passion and loyalty and the like, so probably Boros for qt fit waifu. Or Izzet for qt3.14 adhd turbo-nerd engineer
Any guild out of those three would be where the kids should go, alternatively Orzhov if they're that good with money and accounting. The saner, more hollywood part of Rakdos would be okay if they could make it. Disown any of the others.

Orzhov
Orzhov
Orzhov

Family matters, and the Orzhov Syndicate IS your family.

Izzet
Orzhov, for the money
Izzet

Azorius
Boros
Azorius, Boros, or Orzhov. I would accept Golgari.

Dimir
Orzhov
Dimir

>adhd wife
You're making a terrible mistake.

At least your guild calls are on point.

I did say that was my second choice after a Boros waifu, but now I'm curious, what's wrong with a hyperactive wife that's always all but jumping around her lab to work on every little thing that pops into her head?

Other than those orzhov-supplied insurance premiums being massive by Orzhov standards?

ADHD implies hyperactive, hyperactive does not imply ADHD.
Hyperactive can be cute. There is absolutely nothing cute about ADHD.

ADHD goes hand in hand with being really fucking obnoxious. Also mood disorders.

Ah, my bad.
Izzet qt3.14 Hyperactive turbo-nerd engineer then.