Think of a power you wanted when you were 10 years old

>Solar Energy Manipulation

That's actually close enough to what I wanted that I could convince myself that I'm my future self and there is no reason to fight. Commence needlessly convoluted time fuckery.

When I was 10 I wanted a robot body with self-induced temporary power generation (think inspector gadget but without limitations)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bio-Metal_Physiology

I'm just myself but worse power wise but with an adults mentality so I could probably just win by treating it less like a fight and more like punishing a child

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planet_Destruction
Well, I beat the fantastic four and green Lantern so yeah.

>10 year old me: telekinesis

>current me:powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oil_Vision

Not directly. Current me could get a sweet deal the Lego and bribe 10 year old me to forfeit with all the sets I wanted.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plant_Bomb_Generation

>Generating bombs with plants
When I was 10 I just wanted to fly, so I guess I could beat myself?, Still 10 year old me wouldn't ever come close enough to be actually defeated, so I guess it's a stalemate.

Why are "random power" threads so popular?

>Weather control vs...
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Ventriloquism
Fuck this shit, I'm out.

Ten Year old: stopping time
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Embodiment?useskin=oasis
Well, uh... yeah, I can probably be someone with time stop if I also have time stop plus a billion other things.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Muscle_Mass_Enhancement
VS
>shapeshifting
Probably not. I think younger me was more creative, even though I have the edge in experience.

>flight
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reptilian_Physiology?useskin=oasis
Pic related

>10 year old: Fingernail/Claws that inflict destructive energy into whatever they touch.
>Now: SPONGES

>Obligatory 'I'm a girl' post.

>10 year-old me: being able to vanish temporarily/move to a safe spot temporarily
>Power: Sensory Scrying
>The power to see through other peoples senses
I don't think a fight would even start in the first place

Wanted the power to see through walls
Got this: powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Locality_Tracking
Pretty sure they'd cancel each other out

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blade_Storm_Generation
I'm pretty sure this is the exact plot of unlimited blade works, only with a 10 year old.

youtu.be/1LTVHSTh_l0?t=121

Ten year old me wanted telekinesis.

Meanwhile, adult me gets powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shovel_Proficiency

Point is, ten year old me is getting hit with a fucking shovel.

When I was 10 I basically wanted to be a half necromancer, half mind flyer. I wanted to control people's thoughts, enter their dreams, and reanimate their skeletons because I fucking love skeletons. Looking like a bat octopus was also a necessary part of the schtick.

I got hair empowerment, as in the nicer your hair is the more powerful you become.

As long as you're name isn't Jousuke, you should be fine.

Nope it's a normal name.

Also, another neat fact, I used to go to the pet store and beg and plead with my parents to buy aquarium accessories, even though we didn't have a fish, because I just wanted spooky pirate skulls.

Holy shit, my 10 year old self would have loved that gif.

>Me at 10: Captain America
Alright fair enough. A peak human body with an idiot kid's mind.
>Current me: Experience Mimicry
Yeah, I'm screwed.

Ten year old me can teleport

and I get powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Physiology. I AM POWER ITSELF, ten year old me is fucked

>How dare someone use pronouns
Are you really this fucking dense

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Atomic_Manipulation
>Kid self wanted powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnifarious

So basically shapeshifter fight except I'm on the shitty end of the spectrum

Well the taskmaster fought all the avengers at once at some point in time. Not sure how he'd fare 1v1 with captain america

>10 year old's Bending abilites
>vs
>Weapon Aura

What the fuck is weapon aura?

I mean, I *guess* I could defeat my airbending self if I stab him enough times...

Well crap, my 10 year old self would either take super science or time manipulation and I just rolled
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fifth_Dimensional_Lordship

Possibly one of the only things that could easily outdo Time Control. Talk about lucky.

10 year old me wanted the ability to create explosions with their mind.

I got...

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Brass_Manipulation

Uh. I doubt I'd win in a straight fight, but any kind of metal manipulation power has a million cheap tricks to get the job done.

>10 year old self imagined six familiars associated with the classical elements as well as light and dark
>VS powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Extra-Dimensional_Energy_Generation

I'm not sure who'd win. It's elements against elements, except I have much more variety and quantity while they have a team of six elemental masters. Basically near limitless energy vs numbers and skill.

Well, no. But it's sure not going to bother me.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Apprehension_Immunity

When I was young I was obsessed with Bane, so I guess some super-roided kid would be the thing to beat
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fatal_Countenance
>The ability to have a face/appearance/true form which kills whoever sees it. Variation of Countenance and Death Inducement.
Well, looks like I win

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Precognitive_Power_Replication

>The power to see the future and copy any power seen in that future.

Most stuff I wanted when I was 10 years old involved piloting or commanding something, so I think this new power is a bit much.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animal_Exoskeleton

Inventor. But robots won't fucking matter when I'm murdering the hell out of child me with a swarm of bees. Surprise, you little shit!

Why am I fighting child me, again?

>10 year old self with the ability to transform into animals a la beastboy
>me powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mummification
i'd say i'm fucked but at 10 i was literally incapable of doing wrong

>what My 10 year old self wanted
Invisibility
>what my current self got
4th Wall Awareness

That's not even a superpower, that's being crazy.

>aware of where the fourth wall is
>make sure you're always standing off-panel
>enjoy invisibility

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Filtering

Does this mean I can make a Tardis?

flight vs
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Handicapability

well, it'd be funny to watch.

Past me would always dream of unlimited precognition.

I don't think we would fight. My power is shitty and past me would see it coming.

Tits or gtfo.

>demanding tits on a blue board
Go back to /b/, son. There you will find what you seek

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Resurrection_Augmentation
I can't really beat anyone, but i can make damned sure that my 10 year old self can beat himself.

Literally the Messiah of Salt.

Sideboob or fuck off

>10 year old me controls motion
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Voodoo_Doll_Creation
If it's in an even, clear arena, I lose. But, if there's any chance of hiding, stealth, and a chance of ambush, I might have a chance with the right combination of voodoo traps.

10 year old me can have all electrical manipulation and sight-based telekinesis he wants but I have powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Galaxy_Destruction

user, do you even know how much brass there is around you? just manipulate it into a ring and choke that bitch

The little shit doesn't stand a chance.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Word_Manifestation versus Teleportation? I think I would win because I was a tard as a kid.

When I was ten, I noticed that Atticus Finch and Clark Kent looked fucking identical, which somehow made me think that the "Power of Attorney" was a real super power.

Basically anything on that list would defeat ten year old me.

10-Year old me: Telekinesis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Formlessness
It'd be an interesting fight. I'd try to keep my form relatively far apart, only condensing when I want to attack.
also that picture is fucking terrifying

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pick-Pocketing
...yeaaa I've got nothing on my 10yo self.

> I want to stop time with a special watch and walk into the store and steal all their porn mags. Then I'll sail to America on a boat which has infinite hamburgers in the fridge and visit Disneyland.
10 year old me was obsessed with stopping time, hamburgers and porn.
Vs.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cursed_Physiology
I am at least somewhat less obsessed than the kid was, so maybeb I could talk him out of clicking the watch?
Time stopping is powerful though. And 10 year old was a spiteful little wretch. I'm dead.

>10 year old me: darkness based teleportation
>me now: powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Space-Time_Slicing

10 year old me isn't smart enough to make this the Jojo Stand Fight this is meant to be

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Combat_Embodiment?useskin=oasis

"I think I'm becoming a god!"

10 Year Old Me: Super intelligence
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Keystone
I guess I might technically win in the end

Super Intelligence would just figure out ways around you.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Guardian?useskin=oasis
Ten year old me pyrokenisis so yeah I win.

>What i wanted: mind control/suggestion
>What i got: powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Entity_Physiology
Honestly i think i'd win

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Atomic_Manipulation
Yes.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mental_Disorder_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

Yeah I think I could win. Maybe give ten year old me Stockholm syndrome, or some Codependency.

Won't lie this power seems insane.

> Flight/teleportation (literally just so I could get home from school faster)
> powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_State

Yeah that random one is shit, I probably lose.

well, i got powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence

I dont think it really matters what 10-year old me wanted.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Yes, ten year old me wanted to be able to fly, I could beat his ass without powers, but this thing is honestly stupidly powerful despite sounding silly.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Clay_Transmutation

The right link.

> Centipede physiology
My ten year old self has the powers of Pyro. I'm fucked.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electricity_Manipulation
>Same fucking power I wanted at 10 anyway

Can the extra decade+ of life experience overcome the creative potential of childhood?

If so I kick 10 year old me's ass.

Otherwise I'm fucked.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Frozen_Surface

Even as a kid I would wish for immortality, so no

what's with the pic of hillary?

I wanted to be a Saiyan.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Apocalyptic_Force_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

I win

I wanted to know everything as a kid.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physical_Godhood
Now I can control everything, kid is fucked.

>10 year old me: the ability to clean anything with a wave of a hand
>me now: powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bio-Energy_Manipulation
I kill my past self with a wave of my hand.
Cleaned your fucking soul, you degenerate waste of space.

Fucking no.

I was a die-hard Dragon Ball fan. I did a fucking list of wishes I had to ask Shenron to become the ultimate Gary-Stu and found out I must invoke him three times, for a total of 9 wishes.

Even with a fancy powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_Ball_Projection my kid-self atomises myself.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eldritch_Physiology

Uh.

...

Hm.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrokinetic_Wing_Manifestation
Gonna need some prep time to beat ice magic.

>Mandatory "I'm really a girl" post

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sound_Infusion
I always wanted a starship as a kid, so I guess I'm fucked because no sound in space.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cloth_Removal

My ten year old self wanted to turn into a deinonychus, so taking away their clothes probably does no good because freaking deinonychus, but could have a lot of uses should I decide to start hanging out near public and/or political figures I dislike, especially when the cameras are rolling.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Kinetic_Abilities

Uh, which one do I get?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Automatic_Attack

Probably beats time stop.

Super strength vs
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnidirectional_Light_Waves
i think new me is gonna be fine.

>10 year old me: batman with giant mecha

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hypnagogia_Inducement

Well, fuck.

10yo fire control
Now water control
Literally perfect

>self healing would be neat.
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Removal
....I apparently defeated myself already.

Fuck.

>Childhood Power
Climbing like a spider monkey, Parkour master and Flight.

>Random Power
Eldritch Magic

Holy shit, my childhood self is so outclassed it isn't even funny.
Poor girl can't even flee fast enough as I never even pictured moving faster then I could realistically run. Even flight was a casual drift.

>web slinging
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychopotence?useskin=oasis
Shit dude. This isn't even fair

pussy mode: All of them
Easy mode: Pick 5
Medium mode: Roll 5
Hard mode:Pick 1
Deva mode: Roll 1

>10yo me
Ability to rewrite the universe on a subatomic level with my thought alone.
>rolled
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cache
That's not gonna help against Dr. Manhattan.

Ten year old me wanted to have shape-shifting

I rolled powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Physics_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

Ten year old me is beyond fucked