You are transported into 40k, wat do?

congrats vagina face! now how will you be different to all the other tau faggots?

dice+1d%

Rolled 84 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dance_Combat

options field mate

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Predictability_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

I know my duty to the greatergood! I shall be a scourge to the imperium! I shall shitpost without relent! I shall Checkem dubs

slanesh it is! fuck me! no no not literally

Rolled 63 (1d100)

So... Chaos demon (slave to the Gods) with Dance Combat.

Slave to Slaanesh through perfection of death dance? I could deal with that.

Rolled 8 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Difficulty_Manipulation

Rolled 86 (1d100)

Kill self because it appears I am %100 fucked

Brb, gonna make a thread about myself now.

I am ok with this

Rolled 60 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planar_Entity_Physiology
I think I'm good with most things

suddenly the orks die to human nails, in other news tzentch laughs as gork and mork kill themselves in shame

I am Shas'O Shetposta, scourge of the Mechanicus! Do I get to choose which caste I am?

1d4 i guess?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Data_Dragon_Physiology

Wait maybe I can work with this

Rolled 96 (1d100)

Pick me the faction I play from now on

Rolled 2 (1d5)

1d5, gotta count the Ethereal caste
1. Water
2. Fire
3. Earth
4. Air
5. Ethereal

dont think theirs an army for free demons

Congratulations you've been selected to become a fire warrior, here's your rifle and paper vest, go stand on that gun line being bombarded by Imperial artillery batteries

Forgot my power, powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Flaw_Enhancement

Slaanesh Daemon I guess.

Rolled 59 (1d100)

Sexual instinct, could be worse

Rolled 69 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence_Embodiment

Welp this can go horribly wrong or be completely awesome.

Craft world elf with that? I'd fuck the race back to its original numbers or die trying.

Rolled 62 (1d100)

rollin'

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Path_Creation

Well then. I'll just create walkways and webways, kidnap fuckers, then run back into the sky. Life's good.

Rolled 88 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Expanding_Energy_Bolts?useskin=oasis
I hope I'm an ork

Fuck

Rolled 69 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Talent_Theft?useskin=oasis

Rolled 61 (1d100)

Lets see how fucked I am

A Dark Eldar that literally can't lose? Thats kinda boring lets reroll that power.
...And I get this powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pure_Ice_Manipulation

> enhances and causes anything/everything to flourish it comes across

Well that doesn't fit a Dark Eldar at all. Fuck it though why not?

>been lurking here for several months
>never made a post
>first post
God, I hope I know how to roll.

Fucking shit, how do I roll the dice.

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Power_Immunity

Rolled 74 (1d100)

Praise Slannesh

Options field mate dice+1d100

>human immune to chaos fuckery
nice

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Love_Aura

So I'm a Tau with a love aura. I don't know the first thing about Tau society but with how ugly those women are, it ain't gonna be pretty.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Concept_Manipulation

Hahaha, looks like Chaos is now my bitch because I am now effectively god, Tzeentch fucked up. Also I use my powers to turn myself back into a human because fuck the Dark Eldar After that I fix the Emperor and purge all of Chaos with him

>Become eldar with lightning arc ability
Join become a Eldar Warlock and find a way to bind the shards of Khaine together until he has enough power to help the laughing god turn me into a super powerful alpha-tier psyker, where upon I can modify the souls of future eldar so they don't fall to Slaanesh. Start trying to get the ball rolling on technological innovation and maybe take a few worlds.

Rolled 65 (1d100)

Thank you so much.

Here's hoping for human, I don't want to be anathema to the Emperor, the Imperium is my favorite faction.

Rolled 74 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Transferal

Hoping for human so I can give Emps a new body.

Sucks to be yooooooooou!

Rolled 91 (1d100)

rollan

>Chaos Daemon (free)
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Game_Manipulation

I probably have fun dicking with people until Tzeentch curbstomps my shit for playing on his turf.

Rolled 7 (1d100)

I'm at a low enough level of fucks to give that this seems like a good idea. Rolling for anything other than edgeldar.

Rolled 13 (1d100)

Grimdark Ho!

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chemical-Based_Powers
Time for chemical weapons

Well that was fucking pointless in the end.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Drink_Mimicry

>The power to transform into or have a physical body made of a beverage. Technique of Drink Manipulation. Variation of Liquid Mimicry.
>User is made up of or can transform their body into various beverages/drinks (such as coffee, tea, soda, wine, juice, milk, etc). Users' transformed forms can be either anatomically identical to their normal forms, aside from being made of drinks, in which case they contain all organs and are somewhat vulnerable to attacks, or users can transform into homogenous matter, without any part of their form being more important than the other.

Well, I mean... being able to take massive hits and reconstitute myself is pretty fucking handy. But wow is this a shitty power in terms of impressiveness. I can turn into recaf, big whoop. Okay, there are applications for this but it's still turning into orange juice. I can't even turn into promethium or anything, although... if this power counts for astartes drinks, my options open up radically; those sterile fuckers can and will drink nearly anything. So I can probably turn into stuff that will poison most humans and aliens.

As for what happens, I don't know. I guess the Inquisition has no fucking clue what to do with me, and either a Radical decides that despite being possibly daemonic I'm also handy enough as a BLAM-proof Infiltrator that they take in me in their retinue or a Puritan boils me alive.. which I guess is lethal. It might not be. Sounds painful though.

I'll do my best to be RECAF MAN, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM as best I can though.

Rolled 14 (1d100)

I will make the galaxy great again

Rolled 77 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vulnerability_Inducement
I can feel the warp overtaking me....

IT IS A GOOD PAIN

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Era_Manipulation
ELDAR FALL NEVER HAPPENed

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Technology_Augmentation

All I need to do is find a space marine chapter and offer to upgrade and multiply all of their armour and even create a limitless supply of Terminator Armour, my upgrading and duplication skills will allow the chapter I align myself with to become far more powerful due to having Super Upgraded Terminator Armour, I single-handedly reverse the technological stagnation of the Imperium. If I manage to get recognised for my incredible ability I try and negotiate with the Adeptus Custodes and ask to improve and repair the Golden Throne.

Basically I will turn the galaxy upside down when the Imperium starts improving technology faster than is even possible and by giving them further enhanced Terminator Armour.

I am probably going to be very busy.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Liquid_Fire_Manipulation?useskin=oasis. Rolled 2 (1d100)

I am a guardsman who can create napalm on demand. Awesome.

So you are the reason of why Gabriel Angelos can do backflips in Terminator Armor?

Rolled 74 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Radiation_Bomb_Generation
This is gonna be interesting.

>A Tau that can create nukes out of thin-air whenever.

top mem

Rolled 95 (1d100)

hmm

I never actually played this game; seems like it would be fun exploring different parts of your own persona insolation.

>91-99 chaos demon (free)
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Domination
How fucked am i? No, it is you, my friend, who is fucked.

Wait a second
>The user can manipulate the patterns and predictability of anything, whether it is fighting pattern, future predictability, gambling predictability and such. They can make something like a person's fighting style be something predictable like "punch 1, punch 2, punch 2, kick, roundhouse kick, roundhouse kick, punch 1, punch 1, repeat) or they can make it less predictable and harder to predict/sense in terms of patterns. They can also, as said before, manipulate the predictability of the future, among other things.

Holy shit, I am invincible in 40k:
>Use probabilty to make myself a delicious blueberry
>My hit, to wound, and save rolls are always six
>Never fail any checks
>Enemies always fail their saves when ever I shoot
>Charges never reach me
>I get selected for promotion again and again
>Get Riptide suit
>Solo whole hivefleets and crusades because they can literally only roll ones.

I literally can not lose in 40k

Rolled 22 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Deadly_Sin_Projection

Rolled 65 (1d100)

rollin

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Metal_Generation

A Dark Eldar that can make BDSM gear out of nothing. Sounds fun.

Some -very- radical Ordo Malleus inquisitor, or a eat my shit-tier heretic.

Both are nice.

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>Army Creation

>The user can create armies of various sizes to serve them in battle, including the soldiers, animals, weapons, vehicles, armors, etc..

Imma do well no matter what.

I mean WAAAGH!

Well, lets see

dice 1d100

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Derp.

I'll take 12 as my roll. Power is...

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Magic

Rolled 6 (1d100)

Rollin

I'll try to unfuck the setting, and my mission will end in tragic, pointless failure.

As it should be in 40k.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soullessness
Well fuck me then
>The ability to possess no soul or spirit within one's body or physical form.
>User possesses no soul or spiritual tether to the world, essentially making the user emotionless and immortal, as a person needs a soul to have a degree of mortality in the first place. A soulless person does not possess emotions or feelings to cloud their ambition making them excellent killers and assassins and they cannot be tracked in mystical ways due to a lack of spiritual essence.

>User can not be influenced by the powers of Heaven or Hell and is immune to the effects of Soul Manipulation, Necromancy, Soul Absorption, Soul Removal, Contract Bestowal or Penance Stare.

Rolled 30 (1d100)

Go dice!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life-Force_Weapons?useskin=oasis

Me an' my Boyz got dis.

Rolled 75 (1d100)

Bump

Rolled 85 (1d100)

Let's see what I get...

...well, this is interesting. Especially considering the power...
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Decay_Reversal
So, I am a chaos Daemon... with the power to reverse the Emperor's decay?

Bumperino

Rolled 99 (1d100)

Whoop it.

Hot damn!

Im a chaos demon with the power of Airborne Assault.

Eat your heart out Blood Ravens, my Sthel Reen is better than yours.

Rolled 84 (1d100)

Rolled 54 (1d100)

Then I Forget to roll. Fucking kill me please.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aging_Presence

Rolled 62 (1d100)

Here I go.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Elemental_Manipulation
VECT
YOUR TIME HAS COME