>Red is the shittest color in standard >All red decks are meme decks >No bolt no wins >Standard is baby power level >Chandra is the worst gatewatch member, Liliana is better >No Chandra will ever surpass flamecaller
APOLOGIZE
NOW
62 of 264 cards revealed ATM
Leo Green
>All red decks are meme decks
Is meme deck official just "deck I don't like" at this point?
Liam Clark
>standard >standard >standard
WHO CARES?
Asher Roberts
The fire rises
Lincoln Flores
You think she's only going to see play in Standard?
Anthony Taylor
This is the first time in years I laugh of a Bane joke
Dominic Moore
Chandra's master plan: to crash this plane. WITH NO SURVIVORS
Carter Evans
I think it means non competitive decks or archetypes that people try to push as good and insist about it.
Like R/B vampires in SOI/EM and Werewolfs.dek.
Anything blue/x is a meme deck at this point thought, the only good blue cards are Elder Deep Fiend and Reflector Mage.
Charles Bennett
No, that's Tezz. Chandra is the Hothead.
Evan Flores
No, but I doubt I'll see her.. maybe in commander.
Jace Thomas
YOU STOLE MY ORIGINAL BANE JOKE FROM LAST THREAD I'LL SUE WHAT'S YOUR EMAIL
Hudson Kelly
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Bentley Rogers
>Chandra >not the hothead
one job
Elijah Cruz
What's so funny?
Cameron Diaz
TELL ME ABOUT TEZZERET! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE HOOD?
Hudson Baker
>crash the plane Right into phyrexia.
Luke Evans
Eh, Firebrand and Ablaze still have a niche but this is the objectively best one. I like it.
Aiden Wood
Yeah, that's why a GU deck got second in a standard open yesterday. Because it's a meme deck that isn't actually good.
This is why the term is stupid, because it doesn't actually mean anything.
Xavier Turner
If take off the arm, will you die?
Nathan Cook
so, decks you don't like. Got it.
Mason Lee
It would be extremely painful.
Landon Johnson
Was getting caught part of your plan?
Julian Price
YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP
Caleb Brooks
Can you call a deck blue when there's only 3 to 5 U/other color inside it and the other 90% is green or other color?
Blue as a dominant color, as a color based on control and negations is dead. A meme color, with meme decks.
Daniel Wright
You're a big planeswalker..
Parker Adams
But Tezzeret gets caught at the end of today's story.
Kayden Ross
4U
Wyatt Martin
4U
You posted out of sequence.
Chase Cruz
Wizards, please give me something cool as a payoff spell for pauper Tron. Now's your chance in the artifact set.
Ryan Baker
WAS FUCKING UP PART OF YOUR PLAN?
Charles Gonzalez
OF COURSHE
Bentley Barnes
Can someone do a TLDR of the current Kaladesh plot? I just returned and I don't know what the fuck is going on
>Why part of the gatewatch is on Kaladesh >Why are chandra and liliana going full autism and ripping shit up >Why is chandra's mother alive >Why is Tezzeret on Kaladesh >Why is he a high judge >Why the fuck they would make a judge of a complete stranger not even from that world >Who the fuck was Tezzeret I don't even remember
Really help, what the fuck
Grayson Gomez
Of courshe!
Adrian Cruz
2RR
David Fisher
okay, first, Esper Dragons was a year ago. Stop using 'dead' for 'weak for a brief period of time'. Second, Clash of Wills, and Summery Dismissal mad it to the top 8 of Worlds. You are full of shit.
Third, mana is good right now, so people are playing 3 color decks. Saying blue is dead, because people are playing 3 color decks, many of which include blue, is fucking retarded.
Michael Perez
We can all agree with Chandra is bad though, right?
Jose Rivera
tezzeret is the inventor planeswalker, he jizzes all over artifacts and is the artifact god.
He is also Nigga Balls best friend and he may bring The Farexiunz to Kalakush.
Zachary Powell
Yes, sell me all of yours so i can burn them in a bonfire. She's clearly trash.
Brody Long
post more
Adrian Thomas
they are going to make angel support and make bruna playable holy shit it is cool.
Luke Martinez
At common though?
Ayden Scott
>I add some low cost blue cards to my deck that don't require any kind of commitment nor are part of the central part of my strategy (win) >Blue is not dead XD >Blue is still dominant XDD >WORLDS RESULTS XDDD
Yes, if a color is not doing jackshit for more than a year IS DEAD. And saying that Bant Company represents blue spirit is retarded.
Just move on when your favorite color turns into the meme color, it will hurt you less user.
Joseph Lopez
>color is not doing jackshit >just ignore all these decks using this color, they don't count
Jesus you're retarded
Brandon Ortiz
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Cooper Watson
But that's as retarded as saying every other color is dead just because they're all played in multicolor decks.
Can you manage to pull the blinds out of your eyes and realize it or are you just too bullheaded to see that?
Chase Bailey
why does mtg even bother with standard/constructed
its obvious they want to just dedicate themselves to limited where most of the fun actually is
Lucas Lee
White got amazing walkers, creatures and spells. Black got amazing walkers, creatures and spells. Red got chandra and a lot of nice shit in this set that will make good shit from past sets finally shit. Green literally gets everything and more. All these 4 colors also got engines to make awesome shit happen, like delirium and company.
Blue got... Reflector, Elder Deep and a couple of subpar negation cards that are merely support to the good colors and engines,
Blue was turned into the Medical slut of the game, she is mercy, taking cocks all day and saying "thanks may I have another cumshot?"
You all as blue "devoted" players are no different now.
Jacob Powell
weren't we promised dovin baan by the end of the day?
Ian Thomas
It's only 8:20 PST, so there's time.
Caleb Rogers
This card is literally too bad for everything but Standard and Commander.
Kevin Taylor
please god just let the red Gundam just anger the board
Levi Bennett
>>Why part of the gatewatch is on Kaladesh >>Why are chandra and liliana going full autism and ripping shit up >>Why is chandra's mother alive >>Why is Tezzeret on Kaladesh >>Why is he a high judge >>Why the fuck they would make a judge of a complete stranger not even from that world >>Who the fuck was Tezzeret I don't even remember Dovin Baan brought them to protect the fair or something. Pia's still alive because her death wasn't explicit like chandra's father or something Tezz gotta get dem artifacts. A planeswalker level artificer is probably the or one of the strongest on the plane so theres no reason to not make him a judge. He probably snuck in like a normal kaladesh citizen when he arrived. He's the buddies with Bolas and was involved with the phyrexians on mirrodin.
Carter Howard
Red one probably has haste (trample is taken) and deals damage (4?) divided among creatures and/or planeswalkers you don't control.
Black one probably has lifelink (regenerate?) and returns an artifact/creature from the graveyard to the battlefield/your hand?
Blue one.. has hexproof (how can a giant robot fly? nb4 it flies anyway) and..... draws cards for each nontoken artifact you have? That seems pretty strong even if it's like 7 mana.
Ian Young
this card is really good
Justin Cruz
>over push Chandra >after WoTC goes full feminist by denouncing that all demons are male >by regretting making male angels >by making Chandra a lesbian >by banned pro players for being sexist >by supporting TransWalkers(tm)
I seriously dont understand how feminist/SJW/liberals have been able to completely and utterly hijack every and all hobbies?
Movies, Books, Video Games, Card Games, Board Games, TV....
EVERYTHING has to cater to this fucking people now.
Robert Hernandez
Blue time walks. It'll be called time walker :^)
Jordan Thompson
>Gatewatch uses Tamiyo to advertise, gets first deal, Vedalken Walker named Baan. >Baan doesn't get that Gatewatch is more about "stop planeswalkers from fucking things up" than "be planeswalkers and fuck things up", hires them to run security against some renegades in Kaladesh. >Gets told that's not their job, but Chandra sympathizes with the renegade (see origin) and, with some convincing from Liliana and a pinch of instinct, planeswalks to warn them that Baan's not f*cking around. >Gideon and Nissa follow after Baan hears the name "Nalaar" and repeats Chandra's origin to them. Jace gets held back to babysit the guilds on Ravnica. >Liliana and Chanda get into all kinds of shit, eventually hunt down who they think the renegade is (was actually Tezz) and in doing so found who he was hunting (Pia Nalaar, 'cause they ain't dead 'till y'eh see the body). >To be continued.
Jayden Brown
>>by banned pro players for being sexist wot? when/how?
Parker Carter
black one will have deathtouch bro, it will be the spinal tap collossus of motherfucker.
Kayden Parker
I noticed some statements about jund
how is Naya looking with this?
Austin Ward
I know it will, but BIG THINGS DO NOT NEED DEATHTOUCH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, WIZARDS.
Aiden Wilson
They made one male angel, and that was planeshifted. When have they made a female demon? Was it a special case?
Also, Chandra's not Lesbian, she's just out for a night on the town with a friend, probably ending with there no longer being a town. Maybe Bi, considering she's shot remarks at Gideon before.
Tyler Martinez
>how can a giant robot fly?
oh ye of little faith
Daniel Perry
Nissa and Chandra are total Lesbos dude.
Logan Scott
>Red walker that isn't trash or only good in specific situations HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS STOP THE SPOILERS, WE HAVE OUR MVP
Cooper Garcia
Oh no, theyre going full on pandering with the whole Chandra/Nissa thing.
Dominic Gutierrez
>pandering to /u/ This can only mean bad things for the future.
Elijah Scott
Chandra isn't an elf though.
Also holy fuck that was the worst "professional" canon story I've ever fucking seen WotC shit out and that's saying something.
Brandon Phillips
>All demons are male is SJW
That's just society. We're fine with watching the opening to Saving Private Ryan and watching a bunch of dudes get absolutely fucked up but when it happens to women we get squeamish.
Julian Thomas
This plot is surprisingly not shit. Sure, its a bit of an asspull as to why they're on Kaladesh in the first place, but everything else is looking good.
Evan Moore
Interracial AND gay relationship. Hitting on all cylinders.
Also to be fair they've been hinting at it ever since the teamed up to change fireball Ulamog and Kozilek.
Matthew Adams
can this guy put all the counters on himself to make a 8/8 trample creature for 5 mana?
Brandon Martinez
>EVERYTHING has to cater to this fucking people now. oh how the tables have turned!
Asher Watson
Considering that Angels are universally female and nastily snuffing angels is WoTC's primary way of showing things are going bad, I don't know what to say to that.
People are reading an agenda into the angels are women, demons are men thing that isn't there. Half the time the angels aren't even good guys, and when they ARE they're usually the ones who get violently worfed to show how bad the bad guys are.
Kevin Peterson
Yes
Jaxon Brown
Yes but that would be dumb and not what makes him good. This is such a simple yet sort of skill testing because of thst. Most people see an 8/8 trample for 5 when that's really not it's best mode.
Dylan Gonzalez
>cutting off your nose to spite your face
Its like companies dont like money and/or respect that made them successful in the first place.
Brayden Reyes
Yes. People in an earlier thread said it was shit, and compared it to Wolfir Silverheart of all things.
Gavin Butler
>Love the shit out of artifacts >Can't stand the extremely obvious soulless corporate pandering to minorities
Kaladesh is going to be a mixed bag.
Luis Hall
Yeah, I don't think the angels and demons thing has any subtext to it. It's just how we traditionally see them. I feel it's kind of pointless to hard-line it that 100% there can be no gender swaps but I don't think there's any agenda there. Aetherborn are another thing though.
Josiah Harris
>don't like money
Last time I checked, they were selling more cards than ever. I guess /pol/acks who don't play the game and just want something to be triggered over aren't a huge market.
Jack Reed
How is Kaladesh pandering to minorities? We've been to planes that aren't based on white cultures before. This isn't any different than Tarkir or Kamigawa.
Brandon Cox
The people they're catering to don't buy the product. Same like Marvel. They buy maybe 5 packs/ issues then piss off to whine about something else while the entrenched players/readers keep eagerly lapping it up. It's more along the lines to stay "controversial" and relevant but it's pitifully shallow and ham handed.
These franchises will never go under but know that YOU are no longer their core demographic.
Owen Young
That would have made sense if the term hadn't also been prolifically used to refer to Abzan Midrange when it was the top deck of Standard. It was always just 'decks I don't like'.
Anthony Garcia
Wolfir Silver heart was good in standard. This thing is mostly better than I with the main downside being is that it's not also an 8/8 when you pump something else +4 but without trample it didn't matter anyway. What the fug
Hunter Davis
Don't reply, he's a baby who has likely never heard of Jamuraa before.
Eli Miller
>a bunch of white males literally can't want to share with females and non-whites
Jesus Christ.
Just because corporate culture requires that you sell everything, it doesn't mean that the thing made wasn't made honestly.
Owen Peterson
delete this
Anthony Jones
>Half the time the angels aren't even good guys, Try "in maybe a couple of sets angels aren't even good guys", Selenia is the only other Angel I can think of that is evil.
Bad things rarely happen to women in Magic and in media in general. I think it's unfair to point as Magic as being unique in this regard.
Evan Walker
Uh reading the wikia to catch up
>Eventually, Tezzeret and Jace were pitted against each other due to the manipulations of a third party. Jace and his lover, Liliana, invaded Tezzeret's sanctum. Tezzeret captured Jace and allowed his second in command Baltrice to torture Jace while Tezzeret worked on a device that would turn Jace into his puppet.
>Jace and his lover, Liliana, invaded Tezzeret's sanctum.
>Jace and his lover, Liliana
>Jace and his lover, Liliana
What? Was this confirmed? I thought it was just shippers being retarded.
Eli Long
It was a short fling that died out quickly.
Jace is too awkward to hold a relationship (being able to read your lovers mind at any given time makes for funny moments) and Liliana was too busy doing her own thing and couldnt stay with him (demons to kill)
Connor Nelson
>Selenia is the only other Angel I can think of that is evil >Bad things rarely happen to women in Magic and in media in general
Could post more, but this is easier than posting the like 15 cards from the latest Conspiracy set where horrible shit happens to women in the art.
Christian Gray
user's probably talking about "in general" rather than "in Kaladesh"
A bunch of black people on a plane literally based of africa makes sense. a bunch of black people on a plane based on gothic europe does not make sense. hiring a black nerd girl consultant when designing a black planeswalker is obvious pandering and fucking retarded.
Kayden Brooks
>be born literally inferior >see superior people having fun >bitch about it >superiors leave to another fun thing >previous fun thing collapses because superiors were holding it up >superiors having fun
the cycle never ends
Gavin Howard
they fugged or something, but broke up soon after because Liliana is Liliana.
Brandon Harris
Jace wanted some fuck from Emmara Brandeis too. he likes his women a little bit older. Like 100s of years of older.
Connor Barnes
Yeah women got fucked in SOI and EDM. The most horrific art in MTG is easily Brisela.
Luis Stewart
She will probably into lesbians soon if not this block because that's what's trendy.
Tyler Gray
>a bunch of black people on a plane based on gothic europe does not make sense.
I have the feeling that you're a retard who associates "gothic Europe" with the middle ages. Not that it matters, since it's a fucking fantasy world and not the actual historical places they take inspiration from.
Brandon Morales
Well, at least we had a couple spoiler threads in there without /pol/ shitting them up with nonsense that has nothing to do with the game.