Do goblins rape?
Do goblins rape?
Grayson Myers
Chase Perry
No, but they do do jaunty musical numbers: youtube.com
Xavier Collins
DANCE THE MAGIC DANCE
Christian Russell
This is the only acceptable goblin music: youtube.com
Liam Kelly
Probably, but I find it hard to believe they'd go after elves or humans. Being so hideous, they probably have really weird standards of beauty and wouldn't be attracted to regular humans any more than humans are attracted to regular goblins.
Kayden Ramirez
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William Rivera
More important question, does GS rape them in return?
Cameron Lopez
Do goblins vape?
Cooper Stewart
I always like the trope that an ugly human is attractive to (for humans) ugly races. Like the bishounen equivalent for orc women is a human guy who's all scar and gristle and just a big fucked up slab of meat - but still prettier and more delicate than an orc.
Jordan Sanders
Arabs and negroes, despite being so hideous, still go for dem beautiful white wimmins, not surei f you theory is true.
Luke Reed
Nah they don't have dicks, they're basically puppets.
Isaiah Adams
Goblins are sewage piles and infested with diseases.
So yes, but he wears a condom.
Caleb Hill
Even goblins don't have taste the poor.
Dylan Ramirez
Only japanese goblins.
Samuel Bell
What's this hot new meme?
Jackson Brooks
Japanese goblins are pure
youtube.com
William Smith
A plate condom?
Kayden Williams
>green human with strange ears
No thanks mate
Ethan Torres
Not in my setting. They have neither the equipment nor the drive.
Carter Kelly
With petrol as lube
Lit petrol
Brandon Green
THEY CAN'T RAPE WHAT'S ON FIRE!
Michael Richardson
>Orc before and after plastic surgery
I think you mean "Orc before and after child birth".
Jace Williams
GS can. Rage is one hell of an anesthetic
Levi Lee
so orc fetuses are much hotter than orc babes?
Brody Powell
Sauce on the manga the goblin killer from.
Wyatt Rogers
Google "Goblin Slayer"
Landon Martinez
This is true.
Ian Nguyen
Why didn't the first bunch do a single intelligent thing instead of just walking into the tree house and getting raped to death
It doesn't take a master tactician to figure out that it's a bad idea to just walk into your enemy's home ground with literally no plan besides stabbing whatever's greenish in hue.
Liam King
Nah, they're a fungus so they don't have cocks nor a sex drive.
Nicholas Parker
B-but that's a boy.
Jordan Long
You don't understand this manga: Everyone is stupid, except Goblin Slayer and goblins, but only when they don't fight Goblin Slayer.
Aaron Brown
Well yes because writing people are intelligent but somehow not automatically going along with the guy who's decided to genocide an entire race and ignore everything else in the world would be hard and the writer can't want that.
Jonathan Baker
The author is a dick in the same vein as Garth Ennis. He despises the setting (fantasy with epic and charismatic young heroes for Goblin Slayer, noble and just superheroes for The Boys) and is ass pained that other people could pooossibly ENJOY the trash. So they make asinine shit that pokes holes and fucks with every little thing they can, until all that's left is their grimderp mess.
'Oh my badass 1st Edition style hero is sooo much better and smarter and more badass than the stupid 'fantasy heroes' of these new editions. He stomps on all the goblins and isn't afraid of nothing, while they get brutally murdered and graphically raped.'
It's B-Grade trash by a That Guy.
Evan James
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Eli Price
I love that this grimderp bullshit has the gall to take itself seriously.
Juan White
I wish this shit would just go full hentai.
Jack Gonzalez
Oh please
Garth Ennis wrote best Punisher
Dylan White
Yes.
Jeremiah Hall
I'm still not sure about that
Isaiah Davis
Ribs, get the fuck out.
James Cruz
Landon Richardson
Goblins don't have genitals, but think races that do are hilarious.
They won't rape you, but they'll pull down your pants and giggle at your wiggly bits until they can tell that they hurt your feelings. Then they get real apologetic real quick.
Logan Jones
GOTTA SMITE ALL THE EVIL SON.
Kevin King
This comic has always been the most shallow, inaccurate and intelligence-insulting interpretation of any story I've ever seen
And yet I always chuckle at
>I'm sad
>...
>I'M SAD
Charles White
yeah, the goblins webcomic is bad and not good
Isaac James
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