The Free Worlds League Parliament to the Steiner Archon! >O Archon, Lyran devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of ruler are you, that can't slay a leech locust with your naked arse? The Usurper shits, and your army eats. You will not, you bitch of bitches, make subjects of Free World sons; we've no fear of your army, By land and by space we will spit in thy face, fuck your mother >You Kuritan scullion, Liao mech-wright, torturer of Tamir, brother-fucker of Tharkad, swineherd of Skye, pig of the Pleiades, rascal of Rasalhague, Circinian cunt, hangman of Kentares, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, granddaughter of the Usurper, and the crick in our prick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own father! >So the Free Worlds declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Mariks. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse! >-Duncan Marik, with the whole Free Worlds League
Dominic Roberts
Why does /btg/ have such a boner for House Marik and the Free Worlds? >.>
Austin Reyes
PURBLE BIRD STRONK
Dominic Stewart
Best place to make your own stories in a campaign because there's so much crazy stuff about all the mini factions and they're not tied up in a super major plotline most of the time. It's the perfect sandbox.
Chase Wood
MORE LIKE STINKS.
Hudson Adams
Page 8 already? Am I posting in the wrong thread, or is the rest of /btg/ still driving home from work?
Sebastian Hill
Davion trips
Jonathan Williams
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Asher Hill
look at this qt motherfucker and tell me it isn't qt I dare you
Kayden Taylor
and tell me this Archer does not look like a heavy, less retarded Mandrill
Hey guys I've just woken up from a 16 year coma and I'm looking to getting back into Battletech. I used to play Word of Blake, Clan Blood Spirit, and the Circinus Federation and I'm just wondering what I should buy to catch up.
John Price
And Nelson succeeds in fucking up yet another mech. It's even in a 3/4 pose too!
Not sure if serious...
Carson Perez
>Hey guys I've just woken up from a 16 year coma Christ
Lucas Watson
the starter set of a different game.
Isaac Nelson
>I've just woken up from a 16 year coma it shows. You want to *buy* things instead of pirate them
Justin Gonzalez
If we don't, who will?
Austin Harris
So, I'm presently GMing a campaign set during the Clan Invasion, mostly using Warchest and Megamek. I'm wondering, just to prevent the occasionally very lopsided scenarios that Warchest turns out with, what might be some good curveballs to toss at the Clan player beyond the usual vehicle/trap/ambush shennanigans?
Eli Brooks
>Word of Blake
Why do people like them? They're obviously the bad guys. Remember Myndo Waterly? They're like her.
Landon Garcia
The giant Intro box set with the Atlas on it is a great buy to start you off. Gets you a pile of minis and the current rules.
Get the 4th printing of Total Warfare if you want the everything-and-the-kitchen sink rules. Add Tactical Operations to that if you want to replace the old Maximum Tech book (aka, add another sink to your current one).
Also, Blood Spirit is dead. RIP.
Benjamin Howard
Because some people like old space wizard C*.
Christian Johnson
So... new XTRO is out. Not up here yet though.
Levi Torres
Posted at the end of last thread, friend.
Anthony Edwards
WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!
America got into a war in the Middle East after a terrorist attack, constitutional rights are suspended until further notice, it's public knowledge that torture is a military policy, the minimum wage went up, gays are allowed to get married and serve openly in the military and Michael Jackson is dead.
Austin Reyes
Or a short hop up-thread.
Owen Murphy
Literally
Oliver Stewart
Oh cool. Thanks! :)
Kevin Hall
>all that reused vehicle art REEEEEEEE
Noah Wright
They almost never get new vehicle art.
Benjamin Rodriguez
Myndo Waterly was a great woman who did nothing wrong.
Juan Miller
So there is an Orion where the SRM is in the arm.
Alexander Diaz
Four, if you count the -V, -VA, and -V-DC.
Nathan Bailey
Can I just say that I think the Trooper is so cute.
Alexander Rodriguez
Just have faith in TPTB to do the right thing. They'll pay attention to the FWL when the plot needs them to.
Ian Bell
I dunno. Give them a smaller, weaker opfor, but also an equally reduced amount of time to kill them in? Or, they need to capture a certain pilot alive, or a certain proportion of the enemy alive.
Or, enemies can voluntarily shut down on the field to make themselves worth only half victory points
Wyatt Brooks
>what might be some good curveballs to toss at the Clan player beyond the usual vehicle/trap/ambush shennanigans? Terrain and force composition that disproportionately plays to IS strength (like say Hunchbacks and Awesomes in a plains-plains mountainous heavy woods map set-up)
Caleb Gomez
>Just have faith in TPTB to do the right thing.
I don't know whether to laugh or to cry.
Civil unrest or guerilla combat. Those were only sucessful against the Smoke Jags but every Clan had to deal with them to some extent. Also ComStar dickbaggery.
Force selection wise LosTech has been retconned to be widely available prior to the Clan invasion so if you want to go nuts with upgraded designs feel free.
Ian Cooper
The next mission is an assault mission, so there's going to be an urban map. He's going to be allowed a full binary, so I'm thinking a merc company on the heavier end with a couple Lostech mechs?
Nathan Powell
Mercs are still kinda screwed for advanced gear until the mid-50s, the advanced tech was fairly widespread but confined to House militaries. It's be unusual (ie, Kell Hound/Wolf Dragoon) but not absolutely impossible.
If it's an urban fight don't even bother with 'Mechs. Just spam infantry, Hetzer/Demolishers and SRM carriers from hiding, not many Clan machines have Active Probes or anti-infantry weapons.
Cameron Cox
Heh, now that's an idea. It'd probably drive him nuts, and it'd be fun for BA on infantry action.
Noah Ramirez
i would actually play that xtro primitives orion. it's a pocket assault that still manages to outperform a chunk of the tro 3025 actual assaults.
Isaiah Hughes
Based FWL
Eli Reed
Gud morning, btg
Gabriel Roberts
OHAYO GOZAIMASU
Andrew Perez
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Carson Flores
I love that white-haired fellow's boxer act. I mean, wearing a robe, undressing when it's time to get serious, an entourage just to carry his crap...
Leo Ramirez
When you're the coordinator of the Combine, you can do whatever the hell you want as long as you say "It will be your great honor" in front of it.
"It will be your great honor to get me a snack." "It will be your great honor to scrub my Battlemaster with a toothbrush." "It will be your great honor to sneak into a Robinson March Militia base and spraypaint Kurita Dragons over their stupid shield as a prank"
Luis James
And that look on his face that says "I just realised I'm not wearing pants... fuck it. I'll own it. Pretend it was intentional."
Thunderbolt TDR-5S (Lyran Alliance) takes 2 damage to CT (critical). 23 Armor remaining. Critical hit on CT. Roll is 12; 3 locations. CRITICAL HIT on Engine. CRITICAL HIT on Engine. CRITICAL HIT on Engine. *** Thunderbolt TDR-5S (Lyran Alliance) DESTROYED by engine destruction! ***
Guess who got a new Thud!
Elijah Murphy
aesthetically what is your favorite warship and your favorite aerospace fighter?
Nathan Cruz
The warship would be Kimagure, which looks as if it could be a Traveller ship. Of the ASFs, the Slayer looks best.
Nice shooting and a cheap acquisition, two SRMs are pocket money compared to a Thud.
Andrew Howard
I feel like a heel, bullying bugs like this.
Adam Robinson
Was a pretty good bit of work for the night. Last night's defence didn't net me much butthis round was pretty amazing. Didn't lose any mechs or pilots (Few mechs in a bad state but I've got enough reserves to keep all 3 lances at decent strength) and netted 40mil in salvage.
Got two Stalkers already so I'm scrapping the new ones for spares. One of the thuds is salvage only, the other Thud and BM I'm keeping.
Landon Robinson
fug dis
Liam Thomas
Is there a planet called Hammerfall in the inner sphere?
Aaron Baker
Isn't that the name of a shitty metal band?
Asher Nelson
Don't think so
Why do you ask?
Cameron Allen
I was kinda hoping to make an OpFor unit named "Hammerfall Irregulars" for my players to face off against in a tutorial campaign.
Nicholas Cruz
Would it be three Hammerhands and a Warhammer?
Jayden Russell
SSW hasn't been updated since 2014. Is it considered out of date now? Should I use MegaMek Lab instead?
Angel Nguyen
When it stopped being updated it had pretty much all the basics down. So unless you're working with 3090 or 3145, you're fine. Even then, it only gets BV wrong on a few items, rather than not working.
Tyler Wright
>Irregulars boring
We need better unit name ideas.
Ryder Morris
How about the Stormhammers
Christian Ramirez
Hmm okay thanks. Upon checking version numbers it seems that the SSW I have is 4 versions behind. I'll just grab the new SSW and Master files.
The last time I played Megamek it had a bug where it would fire machinegun arrays a number of times per turn equal to the number of machineguns in the array. And it would crash if I tried to use mech mortars. That was years ago though, hopefully it's been fixed. With the new game by Harebrained Studios in the works I got an urge to mess around with Megamek botmatches again.
James Nguyen
Already a faction
Brody Harris
Just proves that it's a good name
Daniel Moore
Damn right, son
Austin Johnson
>Stormhammers >Already a faction
Well duh!
Lincoln Wright
TRO Soviet Civil Wars when
Ayden Clark
Right after XTRO:Virtual Geographic Corps I wish they'd do that as an April Fools
Jack Perry
>Guess who got a new Thud!
Did that to an Awesome in our last campaign game. Of course, I'm playing Op4 so I don't actually get anything, but I did cripple the PC's biggest 'Mech before the final mission of their contract. :-D
Elijah Campbell
Conqueror and Stingray.
I think he wants to do some kind of Elder Scrolls expy actually.
Ian Butler
The Odin sons
Jordan Bennett
pbbt.
battletech is so unrealistic.
Has a war ever puttered out due to media coverage and anti-war sentiment? Has a congress ever pulled war funding out from underneath a factions feet? Have mechwarriors ever been sent out to guard government boondoggles that never get built?
Battletech is dumb.
Xavier Sanders
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Brandon Davis
Do factions purchase millions of crappy, designed by committee deathtraps cause of government lobbyists?
Do they have problems fielding infantry because nobody is stupid enough to want to sign up for a 4 year stint in the next military quagmire?
Are their ranks filled with jarheaded idiots who light their own farts on fire and post it on youtube?
Josiah Collins
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Samuel Ward
>Has a war ever puttered out due to media coverage and anti-war sentiment? Yes.
>Has a congress ever pulled war funding out from underneath a factions feet? Yes.
>Have mechwarriors ever been sent out to guard government boondoggles that never get built? Yes.
>Do factions purchase millions of crappy, designed by committee deathtraps cause of government lobbyists? Yes.
>Do they have problems fielding infantry because nobody is stupid enough to want to sign up for a 4 year stint in the next military quagmire? Yes.
>Are their ranks filled with jarheaded idiots who light their own farts on fire and post it on youtube? Yes.
Battletech is unpopular because it is uncanny valley. People don't like things that hit so close to home when they want to just play with giant robutts.
Well, that and it's one of the most poorly handled IPs in the history of tabletop gaming.
Jace Roberts
So if I want to get into Battletech, is there a book I could read to get an overview of the history, factions and mechs without having to read page after page on the wiki?
>Has a war ever puttered out due to media coverage and anti-war sentiment? 3SW >Has a congress ever pulled war funding out from underneath a factions feet? Pretty sure that happened to the Burds several times >Have mechwarriors ever been sent out to guard government boondoggles that never get built? That was what the TSM was until GLORIOUS XIN SHENG made it work >Do factions purchase millions of crappy, designed by committee deathtraps cause of government lobbyists? You have no fucking idea >Do they have problems fielding infantry because nobody is stupid enough to want to sign up for a 4 year stint in the next military quagmire? Infantry rarely goes off-planet, it's mostly used in militias, so no. >Are their ranks filled with jarheaded idiots who light their own farts on fire and post it on youtube? This is literally the entire Clans.
Anthony Walker
That means you've got shit morale in that contract. Better start winning fast.
Liam Mitchell
>This is literally the entire Taurian Defense Force
ftfy
Henry Howard
Nah, until le ebin xin sheng idiocy maymay took hold, they were depicted as reasonably professional, about the same as everyone else. It's certainly right for some of lower-end mercs in the old days, though, crazed rampages on account of fast food and all
Blake Hernandez
I've been trying out refits in Megameklab but there seems to be a bug: I load up a Victor-9B and set the tech level from "introductory" to "standard" to pull the AC/20 and screw on the LB-10X, but the weapons like ERLL and LB-10X never show up in the equipment tab. Instead, I get shit like a rivet gun. What bothers me is that MML used to work like that for me, and now it seems to have shat the bed. Am I just missing something?
Xavier Baker
...aaand fuck, it turns out that I WAS missing something.
Just on a lark I loaded up another Victor, set the tech level to standard, and changed the year from the default to 3050. And lo and behold, the new shiny guns appeared out of thin air.
Son of a bitch, I don't think I had to set the year before to get at the weapons.
Thomas Nelson
DESU, it sounds more like Katherine "fuck pintrest, I'm for incest" Steiner-Davion's LAAF, more than anything else
Luis Robinson
Great, now I have to fish this thing out of the river if I'm gonna salvage it for parts.
Reminder kids: don't go in rivers if you've got something wrong with your mech.
Flashman FLS-7K (Lyran Alliance) must make a piloting skill check while moving from hex 1044 to hex 1043 (entering Depth 1 Water). Needs 7 [5 (Base piloting skill) + 3 (Gyro damaged) - 1 (entering Depth 1 Water)], rolls 5 : falls. Flashman FLS-7K (Lyran Alliance) falls 2 level(s) into hex 1043 Flashman FLS-7K (Lyran Alliance) falls on its left side, suffering 8 damage when hitting the water surface and 8 when hitting the ground. Flashman FLS-7K (Lyran Alliance) takes 5 damage to RL. 22 Armor remaining. Flashman FLS-7K (Lyran Alliance) takes 3 damage to LA. 1 Armor remaining. Flashman FLS-7K (Lyran Alliance) takes 5 damage to LA. Armor destroyed. 8 Internal Structure remaining. Flashman FLS-7K LA BREACHED Critical hit on LA. Roll is 7; no effect. Flashman FLS-7K (Lyran Alliance) takes 3 damage to CT. 6 Armor remaining. Possible breach on CT. Roll is 6: no breach. Flashman FLS-7K LT BREACHED Flashman FLS-7K RA BREACHED
Pilot of Flashman FLS-7K (Lyran Alliance) "Mekonnen Durojaiye" must roll 9 to avoid damage; rolls 8 : fails. Pilot of Flashman FLS-7K (Lyran Alliance) "Mekonnen Durojaiye" takes 1 damage, killing the pilot (6 total hits). *** Flashman FLS-7K (Lyran Alliance) DESTROYED by pilot death! ***
Jace Parker
plz do not lewd the Archon
Grayson Adams
We wuz giant robots an shiet.
Wyatt Ramirez
Is there a way to set the new megamek to show All IS or All Clan like it used to? I'm tired of hunting variants through rules level.
Cameron Parker
Select all options using ctrl or shift
Cameron Lee
Make me, Lyran scum.
Daniel Campbell
So I realised if I ripped off the turret on a Behemoth tank and put a 300 Fusion engine in it then max out the armor, I still have 32t leff for armaments. Should I mount an Arrow IV? If I do, what else should I go for?
I think I can reasonably fit a UAC20, RAC5, 2 tons of ammo for each and all with Case.
Tyler Morris
I'd say leave the turret, and just improve the armor without maxing it. Maxing armor on 100 ton tanks is iffy, since chances are they'll get critted to death before that. At the least maybe consider using heavy ferro-fibrous to shave some armor weight off, since heavier vehicles can use it a lot more easily than any mech can.