Sigil has women from every race, some of whom go into the adult entertainment industry...

Sigil has women from every race, some of whom go into the adult entertainment industry. Everyone knows that brothels have theme names depending on the girls there, such as the Silver Leaf for elves and so on, but what is the human brothel called?

Well, human ladies are popular among planar beings (hence why there are so many planetouched in Sigil...)

>Planetouchers!

Vanilla is a fine flavor

The Blooming Rose

The Sweaty Ape.

For a terrible thread, this is actually a great answer.

Crazy Al's Discount Whoretorium

De Basement.

The place with greatest concentration of human whores in the entire Sigil?

Harmonium Guildhall, of course.

That was savage, cutter.

The Flower & Mushroom
Waist High Walls
The Secret Entrance
Greet & Eat
Multiclassy Entertainment
Free Will's
Mortal Coils
The Plow & Field

Insane Dagmar's Factory Outlet Whoreatorium.

Last year's prostitutes at prices so low, we've gone INSANE! Scratch and sent sales! Remainders! Got a fetish for just legs? WE GOT 'EM!

Just off Snatch Boulevard, take a left at the Frozen Gelatinous Cube stand. If you see Werdna's Amulet Emporium, you've gone too far!

Nice.

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>Sigil's largest human-only brothel is actually a front for a slaving operation that delivers powerful halfbreed children to mercenary companies and evil overlords

Lady of Pain's house.

The Neighbor's House

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This question only gave me curiosity as to what dragon pornography would be. How the fuck does that work?

>Female Dragon wants money
>inept at spellcasting/fighting
>enters porn industry for ez hoard moolah
>gets the best director in the business
>first dragon he has worked with
>"Ah...just...look sexy?"
>Femdragon seems confused for a while
>then lifts her hindleg?
>is this what scalefags like?

From my understanding it seems like dragons are too proud for this work, but then again everybody loves money.

>has yet to come up with a name
The Perky Penelope

Fuck's sake. Can you literally not get anyone to touch your penis? Is this some way of masturbating by proxy? Can't you just use ChatRoulette or something, and show women your cock?

Wait, is there photography or films in Planescape? I assumed that all porn is hand-drawn, maybe using models for the better-paid aritists. Dragon porn is probably just drawn from the inagination, maybe using smaller lizards or lizard-folk as reference.

If fiml does exist, why not do it Godzilla-style? Do illusions show up on camera?

I'm sure they could do something. Inventing spells is what you DO in fantasy. It only takes one horny person to change the world.

True Neutral.

"The Standard"

There are the sensory stones, but they aren't really popular outside of the society.

You could just make a permanent magic item cast the illusion, why record it?

Dude, no, Dragon Porn would be things like molten gold being poured over burning adventures while virgin princesses in gilded cages watch in horror, surrounded by an unplundered hoard.

While this happens, villagers come in and drop more treasure, increasing the hoard.

> An Industrious Revolution.

You've inverted the idea... not porn for, porn of dragons for whatever fancies them.
Non-human half-dragons are the most common after everything half-human

Wouldn't it actually be the Sensates?

'The Fuck Palace'

Ah, then I guess never mind.

I'm still going to see if I can find a way to sneak that into a game at some point. The idea is too funny to me not to.

The Lady of Pain is a Construct though.

And there I always thought she was a hotie...
Wait... Where am I?

The Wench's Hole

Subtle.

Thot palace

>The Temple of Aphrodite Fallen
My players responded well to that one.

Why would it be Aphrodite 'Fallen'?

Because the place was a bit run down and the women weren't all Aphrodite-tier. The only woman there who really was was the owner, and she wasn't to be touched.

The players liked it a lot. Said it had a lot of character. They treated it as their standard bar/hangout when they were in the city, because the girls were really friendly.