Pathfinder game

>Pathfinder game
>GM gives me the okay to play an Unchained Monk
>make a vanilla Monk instead

GM'S GONNA FREAK

You'll be useless.

>Find a magical item that will give great buffs
>Sell it the next day

>Join an Ironclaw campaign
>Make a Human PC

WAIT TIL THEY GET A LOAD OF ME

>"I think I'm gonna play a CN character this time"
>the game doesn't use alignments
>play CN anyway

LOCK ME UP

But why, user?

I'm not gonna sage you.

I'm just gonna shitpost
Really.
Really.
Badly.

>playing DH 1st ed
>pick psyker
SOMEBODY STOP ME

>5e
>GM tells me not to play any of the uncommon races
>makes an Aasimar
I'M OFF THE RAILS

Psykers were okay.

>GM wants a serious game
>name my character "Dildo Faggins"
OFF THE RAILS

This is literally what happened in my group. Is that you Noah? I never took you for a shitposter on Veeky Forums.

>/tv/shitposters are posting on my board

>funposting on Veeky Forums
user'S GONNA FREAK

>Told that it was going to be a marital only campaign
>Play a fighter
>Describe attacks as magically charged anime bullshit
CALL THE POLICE I DONT GIVE A FUCK

>Make a CE character
>"My character wouldn't travel with the rest of the party, I'm staying at the inn while they quest"
TAKE ME TO THE FUNNY FARM

no, sorry mate

>Make LG character
>Demand all treasure recovered by the party be donated to charity
WHERE LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL ALL THE TIME

>3.5 game GM gives a write up of his campaigns back story
>Come to first game and roll stats down the line and pick class in the first 5 minutes
WHAT YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?

You know, as long as you don't go full retard "YIFF IN HELL", Having one human transported from your traditional D&D world would be funny.
Imagine a court of wise Owls completely baffled at your existence, meanwhile you're equally as perplexed as to why you are inside your druid's wet dream.

>make a CE character
>neither the players nor the GM knew this until he murdered some people from a rival village

I'M NUCLEAR

>Shadowrun game
> Tell GM im making a useful matrix character
> Make a technomancer

THROW AWAY THE KEY

>play Call of Cthulhu
>ask how many guns my character starts with
LITERALLY INSANE

Why are monks always so shit?

>"okay guys no stupid races"
>play a kobold
SOMEBODY STOP ME

>GM wants to run PF of all things
>allows splats like a sane person, probably has upped the challenge
>You shithead go out of your way to gimp yourself

legit laughing at you, you idiot.

>I rolled a 4 for charisma
>DM winced and said "I'll let you reroll that"
>Decide to stick with the 4.
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW

>GM says humans only campaign
>make an alien werewolf
>'fuck off retard'
>I have no game now
oops

Hownew.ru

>Play a Neutral Evil frenzied berserker
>He's a pacifist who will mope for weeks if he kills someone in a frenzy
CALL MY PSYCHIATRIST, TELL HIM HE'S A RICH MAN

[DAMAGED]

What do you call the opposite of Poe's Law, where you assume every silly opinion you hear is just a clever troll putting out some bait?

>at GW
>guy asks if I play
>say I play space marines
>he says "oh cool"
>I actually play CHAOS space marines

HERESY IN THE UK

yes yes that is pretty crazy
HOWEVER

>marital only campaign
>propose to GMPC
5g TO CRITICAL MASS

He'll be speechless.

>GM tells me to roll 4d6 and drop the lowest six times, and then assign them to each attribute
>Roll 3d6 down the line
BEEN DOWN TOO LONG IN THE MIDNIGHT SEA