200 BC Risk Thread

The republic box(I think) is filled red, the Germanic color.

Also, claiming celtiberians

red is rome's color... look at rome on the map and then in the table
>Haliax not here
>another retard game started on /pol
>all the other dumbfags are there
:^(
may have to call it soon guys
even when cleon picks a faction thats only 4

That is also the color for Rome.
What are they doing on pol now?
Why do pollacks never play anything more complex?

Look at the shit they're playing on /pol/ right now

It's literally just map blobbing. Nothing else to make the game interesting at all.

HERE GO BE AUTISTIC WITH THIS SHIT
GOD DAMNIT
REEEEEEEE
their genes are so superior they cant even read
>for the record im going to join that game and fuck with these fags

I might just join you. Fucking with /pol/fags seems pretty fun

for the record this is me over there

I'll help you.
What's the plan?

lets all post our names here and then secretly ally talk to each other here... lets own them

like dont even announce we are allies

The Jews are participating in Operation FuckThe/Pol/Tards. What can we do to help?

This is by the way

Niggerfucker reporting in.

so istanbul just expand
im going up through the caucuses and israel go west through africa
we will have a front to their east that way

I'm the Hellenic society

That map...
ew

Gotcha. Israel is underwater for some retarded reason on this map, so I have to start in Egypt, but that doesn't really change anything

Go through Yugoslavia, I'll head up through Romania.

Also wtf are those gets... 1, 3, 7.. dafuq?!!?

YES a fucking secret 4 way alliance
i love it

Strategy 1
Wait and see who starts fighting who first
We then pick a side in that fight here and the closest of us 4 will attack the one we want dead

What would trigger polacks the most to see?
That would not offend us...

Anything positive about Jews, reminding them that Germany never won a war, reminding them that Germans were the downfall of Rome, etc. etc

sadly the same things that often trigger me
traps
interracial mixing
but we can also all convert to islam later when we take control

ya.. That's what i figured.

We could all start shilling for Shillary.

>traps
How do /b/fags un-ironically defend fapping to that shit and say it isn't gay?

We could also speak in something other than english
Pretend to be spics.

>thinking these are the types of /pol/fags that get triggered
These are a different breed.
>no legend key
What?

>200 BC Risk
>Christianity
topkek, checkmate atheists

some of it's ebin ironic shitposting and some of it is repressed homolust.

shillarying ... thats good. but lets establish a front first guys
also we could all start posting
OP IS A FAGGOT
WORST OP EVER
repeatedly over and over til the thread gets to 350
and what is the bonus?
Christianity does predate Christ you know

BEFORE Christ
goddamn
are you retarded?

I can do that, but the game has to start first.

>thinking Christ was one man in one time
do you not know what Christ is?

am lurking... can you just let the plebs play their game

i simply cant man... have you not seen that map?
its deplorable and they would rather play that shit than an actual game with strategy and rules and well explained bonuses... i mean they are absolute retards and they are ruining the game of risk on Veeky Forums

>i shall exact my revenge by crushing this game and any new players who try and join the *already* dying risk community
>muahuaha

Are you talking shit and implying what the Bible says is untrue?

im actually starting to think that people who want to kill risk are hosting these awful games

im saying what the bible says is a third ftruth a third "we romans need to keep power" and a third jewish mindfuck of europe

This guy sucks ass as an OP

Ya...
We should wait to shittalk him till we get goin.

lol i was just saying that to someone elsewhere
agreed

dont forget we will betray rome later too

Do you think we could work on 3000BC while this game is going?

well i could but im catching up on Narcos too and doing some IRL work on the side.

Some relaxing music
youtube.com/watch?v=M0d4qM7gCH8
OK
Tomorrow work for finishing up the map?

Oh really, :^(
I'm not into the backstabbing thing, not Jewish

You're not backstabbing, you're enlightening. These ignorant polacks need to be taught the error of their ways.
By being sodomized repeatedly.

yes mosdef

we four are the only alliance that matters
everyone else must die

Music or the map?

both

>your nation literally looks like a shit

bro... baghdad is the only city in the entire middle east. i was heading for rostov and crimea

Cleon
Consider this. If you ally with them, then technically you are betraying us by refusing to break an alliance with them, and instead breaking it with us.
I can probably give it to you. Let's see what this OP is doing.

We could also fuck up the thread by posting fake mupdates....

what i was thinking once we strongk

Well, you know that saying
"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer" that's what in doing

I like this plan.

Also, FUCK this map. There are, like, 5 bonus cities in the whole of africa and the middle east

mup 8, and noone has fought yet...
Even the most horrendously balanced maps I've made at least have something happen.
Cleon, head for Belgrade, Rome should be target one

>blames his shittiness on capchas
mup 8 and its been like 2 hours

>GUYS 8 CAPCHAS TAKE 8 HOURS TO COMPLETE

I don't know how you would get these guys to understand any advanced map that is not OP holding their hands.

We're starting to crumble it from the inside, I think

>wendish's trips
He may be a problem. The rest of you are in the middle of butt fuck nowhere

Cleon head for Belgrade, the Jews should also soon be in position to attack Rome.

Start shit talking the map and pushing for better maps. We may be able to get people to head to a game hosted by one of us.

Guys strike fast, the idiots could be persuaded to do a good map.

We have a chance to trick the /pol/fags into playing a decent map

we can't miss this chance

Get a good GoB map up bro
We might actually get a good game going.
QUICK!!

Kek

I think we may have bullied the faggot OP to the point of no return

Not what I had intended, but it looks like we'll get to play a decent map

That may be good.
If OPs that host shit maps stop hosting...
Means less competition and more players come to the good maps.

we did it guys!

That we did.

I feel a little bad for being such a cunt to the guy, as it's clear now that he's a newfag like me, but it was worth it for the greater good.

Who's this guy?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!! THE GAME WAS JUST GETTING GOOD!!! REEEEEEEEEEEE

am i b&?

yah!!!

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