Be me

>be me
>read up on crypto and invest my savings
>think I made intelligent choices
>there's only 1 bullrun: my cortisol levels

I want to see violet sad wujak boy. Please post him.

Stop holding shitcoins. btw, this is now a blockfolio thread

>has no bitcoin

Guys, google doesn't help me. Post wujak boy. I understand him now.

But m8, does your advice hold if I'm getting late into the game? I want to see 10x gains.

If you're this new to crypto I think your making a good call on not throwing money into bitcoin. At least 1 or 2 of those shitcoins should moon far beyond than bitcoin could.

this pic just gave me cancer is this how normies invest?

Lol you can laugh more in 6 months when Stellar is over 1$.

> (OP)
>Stop holding shitcoins. btw, this is now a blockfolio thread
See you in another galaxy. Don't ever think of getting rid of that BTC.

Rate me. Can I make it?

add btc
dump shitcoins you hold in tiny amounts
pump rider coins where you need a greater delta than 20 to make it might as well be lottery tickets

Dude i will give you the hard pill now and it will be painful:

You bought a bunch of garbage.

Now let me fix this, i know it will hurt:
1) Sell everything right now
2) Buy BTC for it
3) Hold at least 2 months

Result: All green and profit.

Don‘t buy this shit again and do what i told you, im the help you wanted.

>can I make it?
only if you tell me what sexy program you're using

Are you retarded? It says the name in the picture

It's Delta and it is awesome.

Is he right, biz? I think he's a devilman trying to con me.

Sorry bro, if you're trying to help me.

You literally have every shitcoin that has been shilled on this site the past week.

So many fools got scammed out of there bitcoins. You are a board of losers literally feeding pajeets and chinks

Welcome to the adrenal fatigue club, you're here forever.

Please post that fucking guy and that fucking pink cat.

Fuck off. I am working.

Here's one fernando