Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1091: Jumper Sells Out Edition

How badly would modern Earth be messed up if it was shot at by the Novalith cannon from Sins of a Solar Empire?

But are they really mad?

You.

Pretty sure it would cause the end of civilization as we know it.

Is that big ship in the middle to scale with the others? Is that what class of ship the Light of Terra is?

Dolores Umbridge?

I suppose that's true actually. Although bad things can occasionally mean good things, there's also the cavet that they aren't shard based. so the bad things may not happen as everyone who drinks it gets a power tailored to their personality rather than the space whales. Although the no shard thing might be post jump, meh.

I don't remember where or what the picture is from but comparing it to the planet than I'd assume that'd the the LoT after the wanking formula has been added.

The LoT is a Gloriana class ship. These are completely custom super ships built mainly for the Primarchs to use. There's no consistent design.

Yes. Normal attacks don't affect ghost Pokemon so they can go through walls!

Unless the wall is made of stone. Or metal. Or wood. Or ice.

Remind me why ghost pokemon's are intangible again?

None of those ships are to scale with one another.

Well if you watch the anime, ghost pokemon have no issue going through any kind of wall.

I think pokemon moves are just... special? They're like enhanced with magic or force of some kind. That's why a rock pokemon doesn't just straight up die when it rains, and why a Rock/Ground like Rhydon which has x4 weakness to Water can learn Surf and use it just fine to swim.

It's worth noting that pokemon has full on ghost ghosts like of Cubone's Mother which are immune to ANY attack.

I had a thought.

If you take Jovial Joestar you are technically part of Joestar family, you even have birthmark.

Then if you went to Rise of DIO or Pillarmen era, and took the drawback that makes you unable to leave until you complete the challenge... The moment DIO stabs himself with arrow you will get a Stand too because you also are Joestar bloodline

...

Taylor Hebert. She's such a shitty and disgusting loser that anyone who didn't spend the entire Worm jump bullying her is doing jumpchain wrong.

True.

I think one Jumper took a Case 53 Emma Barnes as a waifu. That's probably a candidate.

If I use mtg mana node creation what could I get from the mage abyss in awakening?

Hmm, don't think much will change in mine but those drawbacks are great.

Just curious-if you're male and you take Career Gal how does the rest of '60s American society respond to you turning all the men around you gay?

Receding hairline: Is it more like a compulsion to not shave, or does your hair become this indestructible eyesore?

...kind of, actually?

I mean, I agree with YHVH's goals, in the abstract. It's just that I had some...unconventional ideas for exactly what's the best way to achieve them. The direct approach tends to make enemies you can't get rid of easily, after all.

For example, I enlisted Keisuke, Kaido and Midori to run day classes for teaching demons how to live on Earth peacefully. Actually I had to improve an excuse after breaking up a fight involving a drunk oni and a broken pair of glasses but the point is-I convinced ol' Yellow Head that sending demons to Sunday School was a good way to divide Chaos against itself. I still ended up wrestling a lot of new converts because CHAOS, though.

Also while by and large devil summoning stopped being a thing, I entrusted Haru, Gin and Atsuro with everything I knew about Devil Summoner-era programming as well as all the Primal Common Tongue lore we could dig up in a day, and then gave them unlimited funding. Because I know the scope of the war and what's at stake, and in case bringing God's peace to the world got disrupted I decided to keep Atsuro's modified Demon Summoning Program idea in development as a safety measure.

Finally, as a gesture of good faith I gave Naoya access to my dimensional portal magitech so if he ever decided the way I ran things was too intolerable he could evacuate humanity to a version of Earth not under my rule.

In short, while I am fully behind Law as a concept I subscribe to Kane's approach to being the Messiah.

Nobody will notice the predatory homosexual nature of it all as anything other than a bit of harmless fun.

Receding Hairline is that it won't occur to you (or anyone else I guess) to shave it off. Either way you'll have it for the duration.

Misfortune, ruin to everything around you, shambling horrors and a profound sense of regret as your very soul starts corroding from the inside out.

So if you take Welcome to the Jungle, all purgers will be equal in power to the most dangerous being you have faced in your chain. If I participate in the purge, I am a purger. Ergo you can use this to temporarily give yourself the power of anyone else you can face in the chain. What's the best use for this? I want to say have a mock battle with an omnipotent God in another jump, then use your temporary omnipotence during the purge to give yourself permanent omnipotence, but I don't think you could survive the omnipotent purgers.

Seconded.

>Still interested to see builds if anyone has them.
Well here we go then. Time for a build.

Contracts [Free]
Age: 24
Gender: Female
>perks:
Sharp [100] Gotta look cool.
Know How To Drink [100] Alcoholism!
User Friendly [100] And now I can supply jumpertech to idiots. Great idea that.
Change the Conversation [150] Avoidance of responsibility.
Artist - Art [100] Pretty pictures.
Business Magnet [Free] Get some business rolling in.
Misbehavin’ [100] More avoidance of responsibility.
Good With People [200] Charisma, and time to set up a monopoly?
Arm Candy [400] Vanity!
>items:
Poster Collection [Free] Posters are nice?
Business Cards [50] Jumper Inc, CEO.
Chocolate [50] CHOCOLATE!
Kodak Carousel [50] Seems fun.
>drawbacks:
Career Gal [+100] So, lots of broken arms then? This could actually be pretty funny.
Cyclops [+100] Aye, matey.
Secret Past [+200] Oh no, a secret!

So... apparently I work in advertisement now? Could be fun.

A very SBesque train of thought. Still, I'm pretty sure it never got sanctioned so it's a moot point.

Meowth just fucked up Onix by pouring a bucket of water on him, back when he wanted to be Togepi's mom/dad

Now see, I am all up to Saturday school for demons to live peacefully on Earth and that is what I was going to suggest to YHVH.

And also planned to bring up the fact that Polaris is planning to erase this Earth without his consent.

>Meowth just fucked up Onix by pouring a bucket of water on him
The anime is very stupid and inconsistent like that. I use it to inform my setting when appropriate (like adding towns and logical traits to pokemon), but ignore where it contradicts the games too hard (like how it treats water as Kryptonite to rock types, yet in the games rock types can go out in the rain just fine and even swim.)

So, there's this perk in the Bartimeus Jump that makes me ask... since this is a perk, not an item, does this mean that you get the inheritance, elegant country manor, swanky townhouse in every capital, and utter contempt every jump?

300 CP Do you have any idea who you’re talking to?: While other mundane people are typically the dregs and workers of society, you have managed to become one of the uppercrust without the need for magical studies to drain your time away and ruin your complexion. For an extra 100 CP, you are the last scion of a noble house of some repute, with all of the influence and the byzantine manipulations that that implies. Tread carefully, though. These uppity magicians aren’t a forgiving bunch, and likely won’t take kindly to you shoving your nose in where it doesn’t belong. Comes with an inheritance of 1.5 million Pounds, an elegant country manor, a swanky Townhouse in every capital, and the utter contempt of anyone lower than you on the social ladder.

Meowth can make money by hitting stuff too you know.

Sooo?

When this stuff isn't clarified, the assumption is it's not carried over.

Knowing who did that jump though I

Well, Team Rocket's Meowth can't, because he gave up learning that move in order to learn how to talk.

How do you deal with the pain of going so long without seeing friends and family?

I hate my life so I don't have to deal with that.

Knowing that eventually I'll see them again. For about five minutes while I wrap things up here, and leave for pretty much forever.

So, pokemon is a silly place.

So about an even trade.

I have no friends and hate my family. I used to look forward to making new friends in new jumps, but now my superhuman stats mean I'm just as isolated as before. Normal people are so comparatively stupid and boring I can't enjoy spending time with them. The only friends whose company I can really appreciate now are my super genius hyper charismatic companions.

Alcohol.
Lots and lots and lots of alcohol.

As I see it you'd get the closest equivalent. Otherwise it isn't a very good perk when the entire chain is considered. Sure one use items are good but using a severely limited amount of points for something kinda mundane that doesn't follow you seems incredibly stupid and wasteful. So I'd say yea, you'd get a new one every jump.

If only I had 400 more CP. Took every CP I could get from the jump just to get everything I wanted.

Bartimaeus Sequence
Spirit [300] Djinn
Companion Import [100+200 for Master]
What’s a True Name? [600 Drop in]
The Idiot Magician is your friend [300 Spirit]
Breaker of Chains [300 Spirit]
Looks can be Decieving [Free Spirit]
Rank Up [100 Spirit] Afrit
Rank Up [100 Spirit] Marid
A Jaunt through History [0]
What was Your Name again [+100]
Wanted [+300]
A Dream in Alexandria [+600]

His move list is:

Fury Swipes
Scratch
Bite
Talk

I chose a similar build, but I guess most people do go spirit.

Perks-
Looks can be deceiving
Rank Up x2
The idiot magician is your friend
Breaker of Chains

Items-
The Library

Drawbacks-
A jaunt through history
Rocks fall, you may die!
Wanted
What was your name again?

I wouldn't know, my family travels with me.

>So, pokemon is a silly place.
So what? That doesn't excuse blatantly contrasting yourself like what I complained about. The anime is terrible about it.

Aim for the horn being rather infamous.

I know. Passing up the Library after having passed up the Watcher's Journal in Buffy nearly killed me. But eh. Just means I have to do the research. I bought Flight instead. Unfortunately, I've gotten about a half-dozen other flight perks since.

>Aim for the horn being rather infamous.
What are you on about? They have blatant contrasts all over the place, do you remember the crystal onix or the family of lugia? Or the giant ancirnt magic pokemon who get summoned from a mystic item?

So which Arrows in Jojo are not plot relevant?

Being an Angel in Eva is a great start, going for Lilith based ones with that "different path" perk so you could get the more ecletic effects.

With that go for some perks in Evo search for Eden, personally I'd go with either the Alien Perkline or Drop-in perkline, and possibly that one "Gaia" origin perk that allows you to be the nigh-peak version of whatever race you are, works well with Angel form as you would guess.

Now you should probably get Antons Key, along with the organelle perk from Enders Game and Speaker for the dead respectively. This is because now in years you can grow HUGE and get even more intelligent.

At this point, all you really need is something like "The Flesh Is Strong" from Hive queen and DNA from other species and start becoming a scary biotech monstrosity, being high in technology also helps, nothings scarier than a huge non euclidean thing shooting Positron beams that could wipe mountains away and have tentacles that are really Superheated plasma whips and release shit like nano plagues that turn people into biomass for your all encompassing form.

is there a FMA and FMA Brotherhood jump or just one?

And by that I mean "which are easy to get and are not going to completely fuck up the plot"

If you'll notice that was exactly the sort of thing I was shitting on the anime for.

I don't think you even understand your own point, let alone what mine was.

Just one.

>Another well made CCDT Jump.
Thank you for your continued contributions.

Mad Men
Identity: Creative (0cp)

Perks
Artist - Writing (0cp)
Maternal Instincts (100cp)
User Friendly (100cp)
Know How to Drink (100cp)
Know How to Leave a Room (100cp)
Misbehavin' (200cp)
Media Manipulation (200cp)

Items
Poster Collection (0cp)
Lawn Mower (100cp)
Department Store (300cp)

Drawbacks
Secret Past (+200cp)

Not him but you have no point but whining.

Nope. See I'll state it again to make it more obvious. The anime can be stupid and inconsistent. It contradicts the games, where rock type pokemon can play in the rain and swim. Water is not acid to them unless it's being used as a pokemon move. Thus, while I do let some of the anime inform me when constructing the setting for the pokemon jump (which is meant to be more expansive like the anime but based on the games), I ignore the contradictory parts.

Did anyone notice that the Familiar of Zero jump has no cost for the Coins Item? does that mean we get 200,000 usd free?

Even in the show rock and ground types could take water as long as they took time to acclimate and build a resistance to it.

Or do you not remember the high diving sandshrew?

So... Unless I take Spin Doctor or Twisting Palms I will never be able to learn that stuff that Gyro did or does it simply have me start with it instead of having to learn?

I don't, but that's not how it works in the games, and in the games a bucket of water aint gonna defeat an Onix.

If you ask me, I believe you need to make at least one spin related purchase to even have the potential, I believe just buying the abilties straight out foregos all the learning you have to do, hell Johhny learned it from scratch I don't see why a jumper couldn't learn it.

At least one purchase, I assumed so. Not clear about such thing for Hamon though.

As for Vampire stuff, I assume if we go Vampire and try real hard and learn, then we could learn Dio's bullshit or body manipulation.

Was the Danmachi jump removed? Why?

Removed from what? A version was posted last thread and people are probably waiting for him to respond to criticism.

I don't think it was uploaded to begin with.
And it shouldn't until they change the fucking font.

Yeah. You could definitely learn Vampire Dio's bullshit. And if you went to Evo search for eden and picked up "Invasive Species" or were just really good at Biological stuff, you could emulate the Pillar Man BS, but considering Pillar Man are basically the progenitor race of the Basic Vamps, evolutionary stuff from evo would do wonders.

Just take the Pillarman DNA and also stone mask and stone of Aja.

And then enjoy EVO

Oh shit, yeah you could do that too.
I just love the thought of doing it with evolutionary magic shit and ascending to pillar man status.

And now I just realized I could probably create pillar woman if I wanted to. My dream can be fullfilled. Finally I can achieve 「Heaven」

Hey Red, could you clarify a couple of things about the Parts of the Whole option in Macross, that combines your Veritech and Power Armour? Is it saying that your Human-Sized Power Armour becomes the Command Chair/Cockpit of your Vertiech? And also, do upgrades you apply yourself still transfer between the Power and Veritech, or would you have to work on them independently of each other?

Well, there were Pillar Women back in past.

See, the thing is that Pillar people only had the full body digestion thing, weakness to sunlight, strength and stuff. No modes or Santana stuff.

Then Kars invented Masks and they did the thing, boosting them just so they slaughtered the tribe. So at best the Pillarmen of old were around or weaker than Mask Vampires.

Also, there was concept art of Pillar women

Howdy all, just reposting my build from last tread. W/ Corrections.

Generic Magical Girl Jump 095:
CP: 1000
Drawbacks:
Rival Magical Team [+0]
It Never Stops! [+300]
Fighting Real Monsters [+300]
Location: Generic Space-Future
Theme: Fantasy
Identity: Innocent [-50]
Perks:
Extra Allies x13 [-650]
Basic Elemental Zap (Magic Missiles) [Free]
Always On Duty [-300]
Magical Purification Blast [-300]
Equipment:
Rich Family [Free]
Companions [Free]:
Animal Companion (Wolves)

Gaunlet's Symbiote (Reincarnated Warrior) [000]
Perks:
Basic Elemental Zap (Magic Missiles) [Free]
Always On Duty [-150]
Anti-Magic [-600]
Equipment:
Rich Family [Free]

Yuno Gaisai Half-Caste Sidereal (Innocent Newbie) [000]
Perks:
Basic Elemental Zap (Magic Missiles) [Free]
Always On Duty [-150]
Magical Purification Blast [-300]
Equipment:
Rich Family [Free]

A universe where there are two galactic empires that aren't at each others throats? Weird. I mean the fact that the we have Aliens from outer space, demons, ghosts, and various other things to deal with and only just under nine-thousand magically empowered little girls must be treason of some sort to the tropes by not also having tension with the other Galactic Empire of Humanity. Oh the Rival Magical Girl Team is our equal in numbers who work for the other Empire and there is a subtle shadow war happening but everyone is too polite, and focused on the massive influx of outsiders.
With a Personal Pool of Essence at 70 (30 [Mortal] + 7 [Sleeping Power Slumbering]+ 3 [Breeding 3]+ 30 [Essence Plethora x3]) and a Peripheral Pool of 5 (Breeding 3) I can use the Terrestrial Bureaucracy Reinforcement to do paperwork at speed and with the Charms I have (Bestow the Saffron Mantel and the it's prerequisites I didn't invest too much time into it) I can help out. We're going Magical Girl Noir, but without all the Noir elements and the with the fact that being a Magical Girl/Guy is serious business being the major pull. Wonder this is gonna go.

Stick with the deliverance engine
Brain wash the population into doing fairy related shenanigans

Yeah, Kars was such a fucking Shitlord.

Thats why I gotta build better, stronger, more adaptable bodies for what will be these pillar-woman. TOHA synthetic human level shit.

regarding 1-Piece, got two questins
1) do we get a ship automatically. Can't figure
2) is a devil fruit a trap option? cause like no swimming ever again?

1) You will be on a ship and presumably own it if you're a pirate captain.
2) It says in the notes at the end. Post jump you can't use your devil fruit power while submerged but it no longer kills/nerfs you.

I don't think you start with a ship, otherwise it would've said something.

As for the devil fruit, maybe? It might be like being a vampire where all your weaknesses vanish upon leaving the jump, but on the other hand if it doesn't and you can't swim anymore, that's really going to be the most dangerous in the One Piece jump. It wouldn't be hard to get around that in future jumps.

I wonder... Were the masks made to work on Pillarmen and Kars retrofitted them to work on humans or Pillarmen and humans share the brain structure.

Does it mean I can use it on anything with similar brain structure or, once I learn what parts of brain it pierced, adapt it to work on different stuff?

Imagine putting the mask on Killy. Or Tali.

Imagine using Red Stone of Aja Mask on already transformed vampires.

This experimentation is what I live for. Still. How to go back to past or such to save the delicious Pillar Women?

I think Kars' main point if complaint was that the masks couldn't penetrate deeply enough in a pillar brain to make an ultimate lifeform, so I think their brain structure is very similar. Humans might lack whatever gives Kars and crew their weirder shit, though.

While, Esidisi's brain/nervous system (can't remember what it was) was able to possess Lisa-Lisa after his body got destroyed. So they probably have either the same or at least a similar brain structure.

>That feeling when you think you are missing a good joke but dont know where to start to figure it out

Bubbles beat him in the game.

Bubble is a pokemon move.

See

Oh stop there was nothing wrong with the font.

Everyone hates Comic Sans.

I like comic sans.

Vampires lose their weaknesses post jump? Is that true for all jumps that have vampires? And if you're a vampire, are all your forms vampiric or only the one from that jump? or is it all your forms are vampiric in that jump, but not once you leave?

Then why do they keep using it for comics?

I don't

I think Kars designed the mask to release the hidden potential on things, but the mask couldn't penetrate enough to create the ultimate lifeform.

I don't think this would have any effect on Killy simply because he's a synthetic human, there really isn't hidden potential consideringn he was a created thing. Might work on Tali though. I also have no fucking idea what would if you tried to ascend a transformed human into an ultimate being.

Alas, time travel is the only way to save the lovely lady, thats why I'll just create them en masse using Biomega/Blame! synthetic human creation tech.

Just a quick question /jc/
This stuff actually fucking confuses me.

Like companion stuff in general.
Is it fair if say I don't import like 6 or so companions, so their in the jump as a drop in and get diddly squat, can I then mass import like 9 using the jumps options, having like 15 companions with 9 benefitting from the jump stuff?

It's a beautiful day outside.
birds are singing, flowers are blooming...
on days like these, kids like you...

Should be burning in hell.

Diagnosis? You are retarded.