My mom thinks I created bitcoin

A while back, I tried to explain to my mom what bitcoin is and how it all works. She didn't seem very interested, so I dropped it. She called me last night, after watching a story on the local news channel: "They ran a story on your bitcoin but they didn't mention you once! It's YOUR bitcoin, you invented it and now some Japanese guy is taking all the credit!" I set everything straight and she seems to get it now, but she has already told everyone she knows that her daughter "invented" bitcoin. They probably all expect some very expensive gifts from me this Christmas.

please be in london

But are you the creator of Buttcoin?

Nice reddit pasta

That is why you keep this shit secret. But then again you want le attention.

MINISTER YOU, SATOSHI

Daughter you say?

go to fuck with your shitty copy pasta from reddit.

post tits or dick

MINISTER YOU, SATOSHI

At least your mom doesn't call it Bitcorn..

My mom calls it bitcorn as well wtf

post cock

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Hi! Few things to start out with =]
1. Yes, I (You)'d you because you're a cryptogirl, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

lol old people are so stupid

Hi! Few things to start out with =]
1. Yes, I (You)'d you because you're a cryptogirl, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

>mom

>money
>no mention of TV license
>celebrating Christmas rather than some Islamic holiday

fuck this is classic pasta.

I created Iota, it was easy i just used an Excel spreadsheet

Can you share your roadmap for destroying the white cattle goyim?

My mom called it BitQueen

old af pasta

gtfo weebshit

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>daughter
subtle bait