TFW picking my lvl 1 bard spell

>TFW picking my lvl 1 bard spell

>tfw picking my cleric's deity

> Start playing 5e
> Play cleric
> See "Bane" in my spell list
> Want to prepare it really, really hard, just for the memes
> But sadly, it sucks
> Don't even have Enlarge Person or Righteous Might either, so I can't become a big guy
> Heat Metal is a thing, so you can turn people into hotheads, but clerics don't have it.
> mfw

>tfw bane and enlarge are both concentration spells
>tfw goliath race not allowed
>tfw I couldn't be the big guy while casting bane

>tfw baneposting through dialogue anyway
>tfw DM had a merchant selling a bane mask for our barbarian
>tfw if the barbarian removed the mask, it would give him exhaustion levels and be extremely painful

> The entire party is getting utterly wrecked by the boss
> He has shit for a wisdom save, though, and I can trivialize him with a single spell
> Can't do it, because I'm on the very bottom of the initiative order
> Can only helplessly watch him rape us
> mfw now is not the time for Fear

>tfw baneposters put more thought into the game than any of my players

Incoming screencap

Can this screen capping meme just die? Something acutally needs to be new and original to be worth it, not just whatever made you blow air out of your nose.

Does Bane's holy symbol look familiar to anyone else?

Flip it upside down...

What is Bane's spells? Size increase, raising fire and crashing things?