Drunk user knows the truth

I am drunk but can answer any questions regarding your game with truth.
Any takers?

Coasters are provided.
One player keeps on not using them despite being asked politely to use them.
Seems to be absent mindedness more than malicious intent.
Wat do?

Why were there so many dead lolis?

Eject or tolerate.
Ejection courts scorn.
Tolerance courts additional coaster ambivalence.
The choice is yours.

Because the living must feed.

Also, your focus on lolis is disconcerting.
Seek qualified therapy.

What are some games with interesting implementations of stamina?

Great help.

Who killed the king?

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

The vizer or the PCs, depending on the grow.

Group, damn autocorrect.

Why is our GM not letting us level to 7?

I honestly can't think of any or find any.
So, GURPS.

What a sober answer.

Princess, I offered truth.
If you can discern a third option aft we the issue has been communicated directly, please let us know.

What was lurking in the mine?

Because:
1. Plot says so.
2. You haven't earned it.
3. He's being a dick.
4. Both 1 and 3.

An undead demon claiming the souls of all who wandered by.
Best to leave it to the masters of hell to manage the clean-up.

No need to be insulting.

OP you ain't drunk, drink more and come back you fraud.

6 5.5 beer plus 3 corona say otherwise.
It took five tries to spell "otherwise".
So, fuck you.
Deligence does not mean sobriety.

....but it might mean autism.

I have been hiccuping for two hours.
Kill me.

M8 6 beers ain't drunk, that's just slightly under the table. Come back when you're drunk 12.

No.
I been there and got a tg warning for my trouble.
If you can't operate heavy machinery, you're drunk.
Been drunker, don't mean I ain't drunk.
Been wetter, don't mean I ain't wet.
Truth, user.

Also, I just figured you can't math.
I'm at 9 plus friend, time not withdtanding.

The players in my group constantly forget the basic rules of D&D 5E

I'm considering putting them into a Heavy Gear game (because giant combat robots are fucking awesome).

On a scale of "Rejecting Hitler from art school" to "The TV show The Big Bang Theory" how big a mistake am I making?

Dear user,

How can I get my plebian group to play anything other than 4e?

Will switching systems prevent your players from forgetting the rules?
No.
So play what you want to play, and keep teaching them the rules of whatever system.
Because if you didn't want to fail, why GM?
>On a scale of "Rejecting Hitler from art school" to "The TV show The Big Bang Theory" how big a mistake am I making?
Neither of those things were a mistake.
Hitler was a shit artist and TBBT generates marketing money.

Find what they like, find an appropriate rpg, offer that with sexy enticement.
Or otherwise (did it twice), compel them with propaganda.
>All the cool, busty rpg nerds dig GURPS, everyone knows that.

What's your game, Crowley?

Keeping you interested, Squirrel.

In hindsight, I apologize for not acknowledging the issue.
Once you have decided whether you choose the path of scorn or ambivalence, either I or another diligent member of tg may advise you on how to proceed on that path.

Will I be a good DM Friday?

Yes.
Unless this prediction changes things.
Better be on your best game, just in case.

Understood, Satan.

A friend of mine wants to play, but takes a really long fucking time to do so whereas every body is pretty chop chop about it. When not playing he plays mother fucking pokemon Go and disrupts other players with stupid jokes. Tried to talk to him about going faster, and not be on the phone so damn much. He snapped at us and said that we are not respecting his pace and he cant do nothing about his GF messaging him, also added that this game does not make a difference in his life.
Ended up ejecting him, but he says that he still wants to play.(the fucking cunt)
What do? Or alternatively, what to say to this individual?

You playing nechronica?

Sobering up. Remaining beer may not sustain buzz.
Post for truth.
Alternatively, I could always tell you sexy lies, but so can any whore.

>Ended up ejecting him, but he says that he still wants to play.(the fucking cunt)
>What do? Or alternatively, what to say to this individual?
I've been on both sides of the needy girlfriend equation.
The answer is to tell him he can play but only has access to his phone on short scheduled breaks. If either he or his girlfriend have a problem with that, then he can find another game.
Any girl who can't handle not getting a text back from you over the course of an hour and a half or so is far too needy.
Any guy who can't explain that to her it's not worth your trouble.

Thank you. kind Drunk user. And nice dubs.

rebooting a VtM campaign with 3/4 of the old player, using the same NPCs but with new mysteries and developements. Will it backfire? Will I end alienating the new player?