CYOA General

lewd

I'll take the Comfort Bear.
That fixes the insomnia, and the fact that I never see people.

I wonder what kind of people will show up at my place. I'm in the middle of nowhere, and it's just starting to turn into frozen hell again.

The happiness raven wants you to be happy! So probably people you'd get along with.

Also I just realized I forgot the text for the lewd option. RIP my first CYOA.

Lewd.

Lewd.

Lewds have it! Just a moment! It's hard to open a box when you have no opposable thumbs.

Lewd.

Lewd.

Voting Lewd in hopes that I can be a proper girl. I'm not into being a Bridget. Otherwise it's cool.

Lewd.

Stormfront.

And the box is opened! Happiness to you all, anons!

GEEZ, user. Hitting me straight in my oral fixation?! That's not even remotely fair.

Why am I not surprised?

Lewd.

>Name
>Jimmy "The Slick"
Universal copyright pending. There has been a wave of posers. None as handsome or fashionable, but Jimmy has to protect his personal brand from poor quality rip-offs.

>Spirit Gift
>Fool
>+6 Power Points
>+66 Prismatic Shards
666. His momma always did tell him he had demon's blood in his veins.

>Powers
>Luck [Free]
>Wild Card [Free]
Luck of the devil.
>Immortality [Free]
These looks are eternal, baby.
Coordination [1]
Scanner [1]
Charisma [1]
Instant Transmission [1]
Jimmy "The Slick" thinks he has Beauty, but he does not [0]
Stylish [2]
Immunity [2]
Destroyer: Unique fighting style [2]
Training [2]
Endurance [2]
Berserker [3]
Mentality (Jimmy uses this to deliver sick ass lines) [3]
Muscle Mass [3]
Regeneration [3]
Speed [3]
Stealth [3]
Toughness [3]
Senses [3]
Familiar [3]

>Drawbacks
>Pursuers [+1]
Yeah, about that personal brand. There are some haters out there. Maybe a few really, really obsessed fans. But Jimmy's an understanding guy; not everyone can be as cool as him.
>Rival [+2]
Jimmy has a brother. A real asshole obsessed with power at any cost. Jimmy wishes he would take life less seriously and just enjoy it.

>Patron
>The Dark One
Jimmy has always had a connection to the dark side of reality. But he tries to make the universe a better place while having fun doing so.

>Perks
>Time [Free]
>Legion, Army
Jimmy has attracted followers. A lot of them. People who know Jimmy notice this has not made his ego any smaller.
>Wealth
Those music records went platinum. Then they went past all the other metals until reaching unobtainium. Jimmy is rich as balls.

I wouldn't know about an oral fixation, user. I have a beak after all!.
I couldn't bring you that happiness this time, but how about this instead?

That's all I have for now. Y'all have a good day!

>Equipment
>Melee Weapon, Conventional (Light): Sword [2]
>Ranged Weapon, Ballistic (Light): Handgun [3]
The classics, tried and true.
>Explosives (Thrown) [5]
The more situational explosives, like flash and EMP, are the most useful to Jimmy. A frag grenade just seems underwhelming when you can bench press an aircraft carrier (and punch people so hard they explode).
>Sound Crystals [4]
Some would say this is just a vanity piece. That it's nothing more than an attempt to look cool. Well, they'd be right. But it would probably boost morale at least.
>Handy Bag of Holding [8]
The word "handy" is in its title. Of course it's useful. Jimmy has to put all that ammo and miscellaneous bullshit (like props to taunt enemies) somewhere.
>x11 Blue Crest Seal [220]
It's a goddamn party and everybody's invited!
>Megastructure (Mobile Planetoid Station) [90]
>Starship (Hypergiant) [Free]
>Starship (Heavy) [Free]
>Starship (Medium) [Free]
>Starship (Small) [Free]
Team Jimmy is equipped to handle space and all things space related.
>Transport, Air & Space (Dropship) [Free]
>Transport, Ground (Tank) [Free]
They can even launch a small ground invasion if needed. Great for when they can't just nuke from orbit.
>Blue Box Armoire: All clothing [Free]
With this and Professor Grimsby, Jimmy is the most well-dressed motherfucker in the multiverse. Enemies weep at their own pathetic fashion sense.
>Ammo Vault [Free]
Never leave home without Quicksilver bullets.
>Universal Maps [Free]
What is Jimmy going to do, ask the space gas station for directions?
>x6 Tutorship: Master Musician, Master Singer [4, five tutorship free]
Jimmy is his own bard. He writes songs about his team's accomplishments. Good for the ego, bad for their privacy from paparazzi. Jimmy wants to start a band with his companions.

>Companions
>Christiana Fillia Marie, Lost Girl
A bit mysterious, but Jimmy likes that. She pulls her weight regardless - when she's ready to open up, Jimmy will be there.
>Double, Your Clone
"Oh god not another one," said all of his friends. Jimmy and Jimmy enjoy pretending to be each other and confusing their companions. But then again, are they really pretending? And can anything beat a double Jimmy guitar jam?
>Professor Grimsby, King of the Streets
A cool dude and Jimmy's tutor. Stylish as fuck. Can play most any instrument.
>Athena Hawkwood, Disinterested Goth
Pretty melancholic, but everyone is different and should be respected. Jimmy still teases her though. Athena is a pretty good strategist and artist as well as an Incarnate.
>Avery J., Sergeant Major
While Athena commands from space or air, Avery leads from the ground. Also fun to hang out with. Jimmy wants him to play the bass guitar.
>Junior, “Jazz”
How many people are or are related to Jimmy in this group? More than you might expect. Jimmy is trying to teach him to channel his anger into music, particularly the drums.
>Heather W. Ruth, The Anomaly
Team mascot for the group. Simply adorable. Can also kill hundreds of grown men with ease. Has an excellent singing voice.
>Heimjall Von Klice, Ubermensch
Jimmy does not always agree with Heimjall, but so long as he doesn't go too far into asshole territory, he can stay. He's done more good than evil thus far.
>Merg Rantu, Walking Tank
Sometimes the group gets a little crazy (possibly cuhrazy), especially during ground missions. Merg is there in the thick of it to remind people to act calm and focused at all times. Rejected the idea of joining the band, but Jimmy merely waits, plotting how to convince him.

>Companions Continued
>Lodoleth, Everlasting Dragon
Jimmy doesn't know why Lodoleth follows him. The dragon just appeared one day in the mobile base. For an intruder he seemed friendly enough. Jimmy wants him as a singer for metal covers (a goddamn void dragon singing would be fucking awesome), but Lodoleth continues to evade the subject any time it's brought up.
>Xuite, Ancient Extra-Planar Being
Infiltrator, sniper, and all around strange fungus dude. Seems used to reading other species' Freudian thoughts.
>Laura Bacchante, High Admiral
A typical, if very respectable woman. She is second in command due to her maturity and skills.
>Magus Alder, Arch Mage
Authority on magic and adviser to group on any magic encountered. He also makes some mean drinks.
>Riley Fox, Mechanist Extraordinaire
Someone who needs to relax, but is certainly committed to her craft. Heads maintenance of all equipment.
>Dean Winchester, Scientist & Traveler
The man behind the band's technical aspects. Tinkers with sound equipment and instruments to make the best audio experience possible. Oh, and he invents stuff for non-band purposes. Developed a cure for a type of space AIDS. That's alright I guess.
>Exuberant Spark, Ancilla Artificial Intelligence
Information specialist. This isn't just standard information gathering, but constant monitoring of personnel and equipment sensors to maximize efficiency. Dean and Exuberant seem to have a thing for each other, but they are both too shy to confess. Even now Jimmy works on his secret project, code name "Operation Bone".

Identity of the black woman?

I was wondering the same thing.
I was also wondering why someone would use a pic like that for an obviously non-lewd cyoa.

behold!
It was lewd all along

So, you built Luigi.
It's pretty good.

>tfw you're black and chose the option that eventually cucked yourself

I'm going to visit this lady who is not a trump

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I thought I'd end up with a harem. Instead I played myself.

kek
well there is always white girls...

Not like there's any social change to help me out in that regard. The shit I do to fix societal unrest...

> being a selfish asshole turns out to be the only option that doesn't turn into some weirdass monkey's paw
I guess I'm okay with this.

Meh, restaurant I hate, NANOMACHINES SON, and "this woman is giving a controversial anthropologist."
Does Trump have a daughter?, ew, would probably choose, and this just oozes internet outrage.

Whatever, that's hilarious, GOTTA BREAK A FEW EGGS, and that's sexist and objectifying. Absolutely noting could go wrong from "officers... let the women use their bodies however they like."

Trump has a daughter, and the best part about choosing her is cucking Trump.

Well Preserved: Skeleton Mode is tempting for a lot of reasons but retaining most of the quality of (un)life options seems like a good way to avoid wanting to slip into oblivion permanently.

Semi-Corporeal: Lots of uses for slipping through walls. A smaller group should be fine as long as you're smart about what you do with it.

Reconstruction
Beefed Up
Regeneration (Semi-Corp Freebie)
Sensory Retention
Wrong Neighborhood
Hive Mind

Nocturnal Drawback.

Now to go find the Red Stone of Aja an a fancy mask.

> "Oh, user! You're so much better than my dad!"
NTR is okay when you're the one having fun.

Is there any way to make Heather reach full power without those guys?

Comfy Bear it is.

Guys, what shall we do if CYOAs get exiled from Veeky Forums? I don't want to leave...

>First they came for the quests, and I did not speak out - because I was not a questfag.

We'll die.

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They won't be.

8/cyoa/

Why would CYOA's get exiled from Veeky Forums?
We take up like 3 threads max, regularly produce content, and don't shit up the board.
People don't bother us and we don't bother them.

There will always be shitters and their ideal 'purity', but there isn't enough to say about us one way or another.

Jumpchain will go first, at least.

So if I choose to go against my better instincts and help out with NANOMACHINES SON I don't even end up with any myself?

Shit option, NASCAR/10 for the win. Mainly because I don't actually find Ivanka attractive, so I couldn't marry her even if it meant Making America Great Again.

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All of that counted for quests, too.

I never understood some of this.
Why does changing your body grant you credits?
Why does gaining a penis cost you -10 points, but sliding it up to a foot grant you one?
Why does adding breasts give you points, but adding a penis lose you points?
Changing your eyes to neon yellow grants you points, but making them heart shaped loses you points.

My sensibilities demand satisfaction even if I'm enjoying this. Updates when?

Quests have a history of being problematic though, didn't they? CYOA is just too under the radar. We typically have more Warhammer threads than CYOA threads.

Also quests were fine until some mod decided to make /qst/ which generated a lot of upset, so I don't think we'll be seeing any shakeups so soon.

Because it's meant to turn you as feminine as possible.

Fresh off the presses! Time for a Bully CYOA!

>little girl(male)
>sister(male)

user, normal people just call those little boys and brothers.

That's an old version, here's the newest one.

Then why does gaining a 16inch cock give you points?

>Quests have a history of being problematic though, didn't they?
The same goes for CYOA threads. Most people complaining about it lumped both in together.

>CYOA is just too under the radar.
So were quests. Every examination of archives showed that the number of quest threads up at the same time rarely exceeded 5% of the board, even during the months when they were the most popular. And while it's true that because this is a general we have less threads up at the same time, we cling to the first page even more than quests, which was one of the biggest excuses for anti-questers who have apparently never heard of the catalog.

>We typically have more Warhammer threads than CYOA threads.
Again, same thing goes for quests. The difference is that warhammer threads don't have an easy way to find them, because they start with OPs that go something like "which primarch would make the best waifu".

>Also quests were fine until some mod decided to make /qst/ which generated a lot of upset, so I don't think we'll be seeing any shakeups so soon.
Same situation again. The same upset would be generated if CYOAs were exiled. And there's just as much reason to do so as there was for quests.

I choose you as my bully target, victim-user.

>that art of the sissyboy
I can't stop laughing. Find a better picture.

Also these pictures are all over the place. Go download GIMP and use some rulers to fix this mess of shit not lining up. Put a gradiant or something in the background that isn't FUCKING WHITE. At least an offwhite.

4 points: Nerdy geeky user
1 point: Expert name calling
2 points: Thread conductor.

I don't need any more points to bully you!

Clearly it's because anyone who would pick that has no idea what they're asking for.

t. Long Dick Johnson

no bully

It's got potential.

This is just my personal opinion, but I think it'd be even better if you played down the "mean/angry" overtones and boosted up the "lewd/playful" overtones.

>Too long to really hilt in a vagina
>Too long to get enough bloodflow, barely works at the best of times
>People give you weird looks if you wear anything but baggy pants

>Same situation again. The same upset would be generated if CYOAs were exiled. And there's just as much reason to do so as there was for quests.

Quit worrying. We're fine. People have always hated quest fags. New mod decided he wanted a new questboard and thought it would be a good idea with ~new features~. CYOAs aren't some mods pet project, so we'll have like 2 autistic anons grumbling about it.

No one wants a new CYOA board. And CYOA threads aren't quest threads.

So quit worrying and post some CYOAs.

They can easily be redefined as "quests", or more related to quests as to this place which they arguably are anyway.

Considering they don't function AT ALL like quests, that'd be idiotic.

>Quit worrying
Famous last words.

>never get a proper blowjob
>always in the way. Always.
>need to hold your dick every time you shit
>probably going to shit on your balls, because they're probably proportionally huge too

>Considering they don't function AT ALL like quests, that'd be idiotic.
They don't function AT ALL like what Veeky Forums was made for either. CYOAs do function closer to the quest format than anything on Veeky Forums, so it's not hard to see.

CYOAs aren't quests. They're the exact opposite of quests.

Please stop trying to stir up shit just because you got kicked out of Veeky Forums.

The more you post about getting kicked off the board, the more chance you're going to find some user who wanders in and get this in his head to crusade about.

Unless that's your goal here, to stir up shit.

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>Unless that's your goal here, to stir up shit.

Not everyone who you disagree with or are annoyed by is a troll, user, since most other peoples' conversations don't revolve around you.

Like what parts do you think are too mean and how could I make it more lewd/playful?

Yeah, but your chicken little bullshit is entirely unwelcome here. We don't care about Questfags, and nobody's talking about moving CYOAs off Veeky Forums except you.

Well, I mean, a lot of the possible victims seem like people where I'd feel incredibly guilty if I bullied them in real life.

So perhaps have some subtle hints about how they secretly want it--I shouldn't have to make my build guro just to have them be masochists.

In addition, the special techniques aren't really common techniques if you want humiliation to be erotic--those tend to be things that are less violent/more temporary like talking down to them like a servant, having them to be led around on a leash or something, and other forced displays of submissiveness.

Sorry if I'm not explaining this right; the balance is kind of a je ne sais quoi.

I like it. You don't get a lot of points considering how expensive some options are, though. I'd really like some kind of teacher option - a victim or a drawback or an accomplice.

The special techniques seem like the weakest part. They aren't really attractive enough to be worth points IMO, partly because many are niche in the first place. The also only really appeal to the "mean" angle, not the lewd angle.

catgirl (10)
tsundere (6)

name calling (5)

magic (air) (2)
train conductor (0)

Obviously I bully the catgirl physically and sexually. But the real bullying is when I make the tsundere jealous of the catgirl, and chastise her for not being more submissive like the catgirl.

eg I might arrange for the tsundere to see me doing something sexual with the catgirl, and I'll be sure to be nice and tender with the catgirl at that time. And when I'm abusive and possessive towards the catgirl, I'll try to normalize it and tell the tsundere that's how a girl is supposed to be. When the tsundere tries to protect the catgirl, I'll use my name-calling power to brand her as jealous of the catgirl for receiving my harassment.

>KADIAN-SKAYA KROV'

youtube.com/watch?v=wS4gUhMSOCI

still WIP, but almost finished! thanks to everyone who pitched character ideas, and who provided feedback

>come home
>open the thread
>someone quoted me
>see this
user, you're a real nigga.
>lewd option makes you a trap, not a girl
Okay I'm a little disappointed. No, I'm a lot disappointed. I don't want to be a tranny.
And the mystery box isn't being a girl either.
Guess I'll settle for the Comfy bear and go cry in the corner...

I'd sell out to Pizza Hut, i meani f i ma president only for a day it makes sense to use it for my own gain, but turns out i actually helped out. I am not form America so didn't care much anyway, but even if it was applied to my country would probably choose the same. The nanomachines thing was a bit shady wit no info except that it's about Texas which is good, but i guess i'd still chose the money. Ivanka option is probably the best as it gives you love, but also solves the money issue, so that one would be the best if i to choose with knoweledge of results. I was kinda expecting meeting her would help Trup make america great again, but never expected it to turn in to waifu option, in fact i never expected there would be a second page to begin with. The black chick looks hot, but it was obvious, it was some sweden yes option.

Nice

Next time, I'll be more suspicious of anything that I think I might actually like ever.
Could have been a sellout for Pizza Hut, but no, had to try and help shit

cheeki breeki

Grab a feather and wait around.

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Anti Bully build:

4 elements (3 pts left) for blasting bullies & defense
Taser (-1 pt) for zapping bullies

Catgirl (-6 pts) teach her
Ami-Chan (-8 pts) teach her read/write etc..

Bonus: Feisty (+3) so girls can fight back better against any bullies
Bonus: Octo-Mermaid (+2) Make friends using elemental powers to stay underwater with her.
Bonus: Crusader of Justice (+4) another person to help keep the girls from being bullied.

End with +1 pt left over

PLAYED COLLEGE BALL YA KNOW

I still pick the hot black chick

I'll do that.
Grabbing a feather and hoping for the best.

I have no fucking idea why you don't have the kebab guy in there.

This. Just piss off and leave forever.

Things would be too easy with him around.

I don't give a fuck what you personally think is unwelcome or what you personally care or don't care about, I'm going to discuss things that naturally come up in conversations regardless of how butthurt that makes you.

Don't worry, a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. character is coming
You just gave me an excellent idea for Tsyganka's quest

Many thanks

Question: What is included under "free items"? Some free items, like from certain companions, feel like they should be more limited than, say, the quest reward for "Idol of the Sleeper".

Also, "Spartan Shielding Systems – Personal Shielding, three times stronger than normal Personal Shields and regenerates twice as
fast.". Is that a single shield or multiple?

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