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The Sandvich
Level 1 Lunchbox
Eat to regain up to 300 health.
Alt-fire: Share a Sandvich with a friend
(Medium Health Kit)

Minimum of 700 sandwiches put together to be a character, then.

Fuck you. Not wanting Tomato on your sandwhich is the same as saying you don't like the taste of Skub.

SILF 20

No sandwich compares to the broodwich.

wanderoveryonder.wikia.com/wiki/Sourdough_the_Evil_Sandwich

>eating Skub

What the fuck is wrong with you?

I SUMMON THEE! BRING UPON YOUR RECKONING!

MEATBREAD! I SUMMON THEE!

Damn...

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Heals +1 Non-Lethal damage & +1 CON damage

Size/Type:
Medium Humanoid (Goblinoid)

Hit Dice:
3d8+3 (16 hp)

Initiative:
+1

Speed:
30 ft. (6 squares)

Armor Class:
17 (+1 Dex, +3 natural, +2 leather armor, +1 light wooden shield), touch 11, flat-footed 16

Base Attack/Grapple:
+2/+4

Attack:
Morningstar +5 melee (1d8+2) or javelin +3 ranged (1d6+2)

Full Attack:
Morningstar +5 melee (1d8+2) or javelin +3 ranged (1d6+2)

Space/Reach:
5 ft./5 ft.

Special Attacks:
—

Special Qualities:
Darkvision 60 ft., scent

Saves:
Fort +2, Ref +4, Will +1

Abilities:
Str 15, Dex 12, Con 13, Int 10, Wis 10, Cha 9

Skills:
Climb +3, Hide +4, Listen +4, Move Silently +6, Spot +4

Feats:
Alertness, Weapon Focus (morningstar)

Environment:
Temperate mountains

Organization:
Solitary, gang (2-4), or band (11-20 plus 150% noncombatants plus 2 2nd-level sergeants and 1 leader of 2nd-5th level)

Challenge Rating:
2

Treasure:
Standard

Alignment:
Usually chaotic evil

Advancement:
By character class

Level Adjustment:
+1

>STR 20
>DEX 8
>CON 25
>INT 1
>WIS 2
>CHA 18

it's speed still looks too high, if it was an alligator sandwich I could see it being snappy, but that double rye breading would still slow it down some.

And it really doesn't have anything tasty enough to warrant that special stat, make it more defensive than attack, v. low special and speed.

No, no, see it's.

>Size/Type: Tiny Foodstuff (Sandwich)
>Hit Dice 2d6+2 (10 HP)
>Initiative: +0
>Speed: 0 ft,
>Armor Class: 11 (+1 natural)
>Base Attack/Grapple: +0/+0
>Attack: _
>Full Attack: _
>Space/Reach: 0ft./0ft.
>Special Attacks: _
>Special Qualities: Delicious
>Saves: Fort +1, Ref +0, Will -2
>Abilities: STR _, DEX_, CON 12, INT _, WIS _, CHA 1
>Skills: _
>Feats: Tantalizing
>Environment: Temperate kitchens
>Organization: Solitary, meal (2-4), or feast (11-20 plus 150% side dishes)
>Challenge Rating: 1/4
>Treasure: Standard
>Alignment: Always true neutral
>Advancement: By character class
>Level Adjustment: +0

>On self use, gain 300 HP over 4 seconds
>On ally use, they regain 50% max health

Motherfucker, I'm trying to avoid red meat during the week and YOU AREN'T HELPING.l

I think it's bacon, not red meat.

>SEVER YOUR LEG, PLEASE; IT'S THE GREATEST DAY

I don't know, I had to take out the sun dried tomatoes

Let thine prayers be answered

It's roast beef, it's a Reuben.

Not nearly enough food/10

1d2 nonlethal against small+ creatures, 1d2 lethal against tiny creatures.

And bacon is a vegetable? Red meat is beef and pork mostly and if bacon doesn't come from a pigs arse, said animals may learn how to fly.

Remove lettuce, add grilled eggplant with light vinaigrette

Americans don't know what qualifies as "red meat" because of some ad campaign trying to pass off pork as "white meat."

God bless america.

/thread

The pigs ass is the ham, delicious delicious pig ass. Interestingly Pork Butt comes from the front shoulder.

Look at this fancy fucker who thinks he's too good for skub.

Yeah bacon's the belly, i meant that more as a figure of speech.

>roast beef
This is the most disappointed I've ever been in Veeky Forums

you may know it as corned beef, very similar to pastrami.

Its a different taste to standard roast beef. also here is a basic breakdown of a Reuben.

Corned beef, Swiss or other mild white cheese, Dill Pickle (very important to get good pickles), mustard (your choice, yellow is good but deli or dijon is good too), and sauerkraut.

By all that is holy and sacred, what is that abomination?! Purge it!

oh, and the bread has to be Rye, sourdough-rye if you can find it.

Wasn't that already a yu gi oh card?

youtube.com/watch?v=gHZrgSmBOmE

Does this look red to you? Does it? No. No, it does not. It looks white. Pork is white meat. Checkmate.

...

Why the fuck would you eat your Skub? That'd be like using mercury for lube - it probably won't work, and if it does, it's still not gonna be healthy, no matter how shiny your junk gets. Jesus, man. "For external use only" is some important shit.

Nice 'go'za

Health warnings are for faggots.

Heat that skub up and inject it right into the veins. Anything less is for faggots.

>Americans seriously think the "red/white meat" distinction has anything to do with the literal color of the cooked meat.

wew lad

It's RAW
RAW
RAW
RAW

That's some shit tier bread.

>Dill pickle
I have never had a Reubens this way. Maybe it's a local thing, or maybe you'really conflating it with the Cuban, but either way I need to try it.

Nutrition Facts

Dagwood Sandwich
Serving Size: 1 Sandwich

Amount per serving
--------------------------
Calories1546.7 Cals from Fat 847
Water 603.04 g
Total Fat 94.11 g
Saturated Fat 33.88 g
Polyunsaturated Fat 17.72 g
Monounsaturated Fat 33.21 g
Trans Fat 0 g
Cholesterol 348.68 mg
Sodium 7609 mg
Potassium 2094.35 g
Total Carbohydrate 79.71 g
Dietary Fiber 11.32 g
Sugars 14.06 g
Starch 0 g
Alcohol 0 g
Protein 96.51 g
-------------------------
Vitamin A 5655.33 IU
Vitamin C 143.27 mg
Calcium 1088.39 mg
Iron 13.17 mg
Vitamin E 3.8 mg ATE
Thiamin 1.51 mg
Riboflavin 1.48 mg
Niacin 18.8 mg
Vitamin B61.07 mg
Folate 147.37 mcg
Vitamin B 122.44 mcg
Pantothenic Acid 2.12 mg
Phosphorous 1518.7 mg
Magnesium 146.05 mg
Selenium 65.83 mg
Zinc 9.35 mg
Copper 0.88 mg

>implying there's such a thing as "good" bread

>not knowing meatbread
Lurk more newfag

Danishthinksthisisfoodandnotsnack/10

Been a while since we trolled Veeky Forums with meatbread threads.

That's a high level psion.

You, I like you.

Did anyone ever finish that sandwich RPG?
Also meatball sub master race reporting in.

*laughter from germany*