That'll be $13.99

>that'll be $13.99
>plus transaction fee
>plus tip
>plus transaction fee
>Mind if I step inside while we wait for the transaction to confirm?

implying I will tip someone for doing their job

LN dude. Instant payment. Just set it up today and it works flawlessly.

stay outside and give me my pizza

>tipping someone for doing their job
Do Americans actually do this?

Bitcoin is in such a huge bubble my god

What you want is an institution that holds on to a large vault of cryptocurrency, so the internal processing time of the transactions dont rely on the network. So an institution that accepts deposits from the public, and creates credit.

>use iota
>instant
>free
>actually give a tip because still have enough money

This isn't breaking news. Bitcoin (and to a lesser extent, crypto as a whole) has transitioned from being a currency to various forms of commodities.

Also the exchanges are all dogshit, which doesn't help matters.

Bro when you go to buy something with fiat do you do a bank transfer with the merchant? You don't? Yes that's right you turd no coiner. Systems are already being built to solve this issue.

Keep in mind that their employers often don't pay them enough to support themselves. It's basically charity. Americans are just too stupid to realize that the net result would be the same if they just paid their employees enough to begin with.

>that'll be $13.99
>plus $25 to open up a LN channel

you don't want to see how shitty these americans get when you don't tip them

Oh, you mean like a bank? So we can unbanked the banked with banks?

I'm all in.

>"Hi sir! Welcome to Starbucks. To buy with Bitcoin simply pay the $50 to get into our dedicated Lightning Network node."
>What's that? Oh no sir it is not ready. You will have to wait 5 hours for the channel to be broadcast. Looks like you will have to come back later for that morning coffee!"
>Come back
>"Sorry sir, our Lightning Network node shut down and now your money is locked away for 10 days and you now have to pay an even greater $300 to get back onto our node."
>Do what the normie bitch says
>"Sorry sir, our node had to shut down for the final time as it could not compete with every other giant company making their own node to collect fees. As we can't afford to pay money to keep the channel open you must now pay $4000 to get into the worldwide Blockstream node."

>tip
not all of us are burgers. I'm expecting the service to be included in the final price like in the civilized world

nigga bitcoin is obviously a store of value, transaction will be overtaken with some lightning fast alt that will have no transaction fees and easily adoptable. kys

Just use RaiBlocks. Instant and feeless.

Why don't the employees strike then? Demand more salary so they can stop begging for tips. Where exactly does the tipping stop? Like do you tip the cashier? Car mechanic? At what point do you tip and at which point you don't.

>"That'll be 0.0001 MIOTA sir"
>*telepathically wire transfers*
>"Thank you sir enjoy your meal"
>"Y-you too"

The Lightning Network sounds like such a clean and elegant to solution. I see why it took the community almost three years to develop and implement it.

I don't know if Americans have had a successful strike since the early 1900s. When air traffic controllers tried to go on strike in the 80s, the President just threatened to throw them in jail. Land of free...

Regarding when to tip, you're just "supposed to know."

Niggers don't understand this concept. You don't go out and buy shit with gold coins anymore, unless you're buying something yuge.

bitcoin will be for storing wealth

some centralized shitcoin, maybe one even made by (((them))), will be used for every day payments.

>imply some minimum wage barista will EVER want to deal with the retardation that is crypto transactions

Because someone will be willing to take that job when they strike

>Implying minimum wage barista doesn't want to keep her job

making 12$ a day can't even afford proper food, please someone donate bitcoin

128Rz58Nhd1ucJcNiZ7Zum45bYr4sD2g8G

yeah nigs don't understand storing value in something like gold
oh wait this is literally more popular than bank accounts in the black community.

Read the stick fagget

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/socialism/

In the president's defense, government employees aren't legally allowed to strike. If you want examples of effective labor actions, very visible examples can be found in American professional sports where every decade or so one of the major sports has a shortened season due to an inability of players and owners to agree on compensation rules, so the players strike.