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High physical stats

Low mental stats

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SheDo/DoShe

Weapons get a splitdamage/10

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

daily reminder that the Dancer is already halfway turned into a beast and her armor is fused to her skin

That's part of what gets me hard user

STR 13
CON 16
INT 10
WIS 7
SPD 17
LCK 3

The ghost of a long dead warrior

>3-8 Dancers
dear god no

Not sure what the scaling in this system is like but those numbers seem pretty small.

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Rather than being arousing, that posture just makes me think of a baboon.

At least it isn't 3-8 Nameless Kings.

3-8 Aldriches anyone?

Not as bad as 3-8 Ornsteins.

You'd never have a chance to act, there'd be lightning bolts and spear dashes almost constantly.

>3-8 Ornsteins
Damnit, I've been trying to beat O&S and now I'm going to have nightmares about fighting an army of Ornsteins

>not 3-8 Orphans of Kosm
>not 3-8 Ludwigs
>not 3-8 Lorians with attachable Lothric

>3-8 Ornsteins
>bad
Don't you mean 3-8 Stage 2 Ornsteins

Stage 2 Ornstein's a joke, though I can see having to face several at once being tough.

I had a dream of having to fight Artorias with nothing but a table leg awhile back.

>with nothing but a table leg
Was it at least wise and terrible?

Hey, I fought him with a reinforced club in my Soul Level 1 run; that's not far off from a table leg.

Dude, Artorias is easier than Super Ornstein.

>Artorias is easier than Super Ornstein.
Would not say so, the somersault chains are pain in the ass because you need to quickly recognize whether he's making another or not. Meanwhile Big Ornstein telegraphs every move from miles away with considerably less variety.

ARE YOU ALL FUCKING RETARDED
FUCKING OWLBEAR ITS AN OWLBEAR

>Or some would say...

What are you talking about? Pish posh, it's clearly a Dancer statblock.

Nobody says kosm anymore.

I beg to differ. Now if you'll excuse I have some awooing to do.

Sure there may be some superficial resemblance, but that's clearly the statblock for the dancer of the boreal valley

superior waifu

Honestly it might fit Vordt better

Fucking hell, when you put it that way Maria does sort of sound like one of the edge lord PCs you'd encounter in some MSN rp chat

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It's honestly about the presentation, more than strictly the characterization.

The worst concepts can be made good, so long as they're done correctly.

> Dislikes: German.

Well it is a rather difficult language.

I dunno, it's not that bad.

You probably got the joke, but in case you don't, its meant to be Gherman (hence why its capitalized) and it was misspelled since its a OC CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL sheet

It would be capitalized in either case

I always forget that english has this weird rule of capitalizing languages

German does it as well.

Yeah, how strange that we place special emphasis on proper nouns.