Enchanted die

>Enchanted die
>Doubles in size whenever rolled

Do her tits operate in a similar manner?

>my homebrew mechanics are based around rolling different sized tits

>1dlewd

I'm only interested if she comes with it, yeah.

>Enchanted die
>Doubles in size every time it is rolled
>Roll it once
>Volume doubles, mass remains constant
>Die vaporizes

>If the size doubles by spacing the atoms further apart, it's adiabatic expansion; die goes poof, also gets really cold

>If the size doubles by making the atoms bigger, the electrons have all just been excited to a higher energy state; as they fall back to lower orbitals, massive flash of photons burns the die-roller

>If the NUCLEI are what gets bigger, the strong nuclear force fails. This is BAD.

>Enchanted shitpost
>Kills a thread of greater value whenever posted

Or, you know, it could gather the necessary materials from another plane and combine them into itself.

We're dealing with magic here.

No, only every issue.

But then it would be:

>Enchanted die
>Doubles in size and mass whenever rolled

The OP should have specified.

If it's so great why is it at the bottom of page 11

Enchanted boobs

boobs

EnchantING boobs.
So yeah DM, here's my 16 Cha enchanter wizard. Wait til you hear how I fluff Hypnotic Gaze.

Didn't say it doesn't, did they?

This is more interesting, because then we can ask, how long until the magical die becomes a black hole?

Assume that it has to reach the Chandresekhar mass (1.4 solar masses = 2.765e33 grams) for gravitational collapse to occur. A typical d20 weighs 5 grams, so a small black hole has the mass of 5.5e32 d20s.

log base 2 of 5.5e32 is about 109. So you could only get 109 rolls out of that die at most.

>someone drops the die down a hill

Someone drops the die down a hill, but then a mage notices and casts a slow time on it. Now that people of the town/world have a decision to make
Can they deal with it before it becomes too big?

>doubles in size
no

Posts like this are why I come to Veeky Forums

The picture is getting larger.

Does size mean mass or volume?

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What counts as a roll?
Whenever it lands on a surface?
Will it double in size if you simply pick it up and place it back down?
What if you drop it in a liquid viscous enough to make it float?
What if you seal it in glass and roll the glass?
What if you shake it in an indestructible yahtzee cup?
What if you drill a hole in it; will the shavings double if you roll them?
What if you roll it into a magic box that makes items come out of it 1 minute younger than they entered?

My cock just doubled in size.

What wizardry is this??

>Enchanted chest
>Doubles in size whenever motorboated

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>enchanted die
>whatever number you roll, die adds that many new faces to itself, changes numbers accordingly

>Enchanted die
>Automatically resurrect 24 hrs later
>bust also increases one cup size

What if it doubles the mass, by replicating the atoms?

What if it doubles the mass, by shrinking the universe around it?

>Enchanted die
>User increases in size if they roll 11-20
>Decreases if they roll 1-10

This is now the dice thread. Because that last one was pretty great and why don't we have a dice thread.

Do you want to try and calculate the volume of a black hole?

I ban these dice at my table

Nobody can read that shit from any distance

I would hate to really use these also, yea. They're just for collecting IMO.

Nonetheless THIS IS DICE THREAD and these are best looking dice.

You only need to roll it like, 25 times, to get it as big as the earth.

What an ugly whore.

Meanwhile, from feminists:
'WAHHHH, DON'T OBJECTIFY WOMEN!'

What a stupid user.

Meanwhile, from 4channers:
'WAHHHH, DON'T SHITPOST!'

A bait so lazy, I won't even attach a picture.

As bad as the infinite doubling thing could be, once it gets to mountain size rolling it will be difficult.

I don't want to calculate its mass either. What's your point?

(You)

One pill makes you larger,
And the other makes you small..

That's just a function of the black hole's Swarzschild radius, which is directly proportional to its mass.

The radius of a black hole is r = 2MG/c^2, where G is the universal gravitational constant. So the volume of a black hole (or at least, the volume of everything within the event horizon, which amounts to the same thing) is roughly:

V = (4/3) × pi × r^2 = 16.76 (MG)^2 / c

Since G and c are constants, we can plug in:

V = 2.5e-28 cubic meters × square of the black hole's mass in kilograms

Whups, that's wrong, meant r^3… hang on…

V = 1.333 pi r^3 = 33.5 (MG)^3 / c^6

= 1.37e−80 cubic meters × the cube of the black hole's mass in kg

There we go.

>the article is real
>it was interesting
It was a good surprise, thank you user.

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