Describe your character with a spongebob quote
>It may be stupid but it's also dumb
Describe your character with a spongebob quote
Dominic Baker
Benjamin Young
>long
>tan
>and handsome
Henry Reed
> I'm ugly and I'm proud!
> Is that what he calls it?
Nicholas Ward
>I like money
Logan Hughes
>Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material
James Reed
> MY LEG!
>Big, meaty claws!
>It's a big, beautiful ol' rock!
Ryan Roberts
>I'm dirty dan
Lincoln Morgan
>One eternity later...
Ryan Powell
>Here comes the giant fist!!
James Perez
>A five letter word for happiness… Money.
Andrew Campbell
MY NAME'S! NOT! RICK!
Hunter Anderson
>No Danger Here!
Evan Rivera
>The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
Kayden Phillips
>FIRMLY GRASP IT!
Angel Ortiz
>We're not ugly, we just stink!
Julian Sanders
>The boy cries you a sweater and you kill him
Robert Stewart
>Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are...*drool*
Easton Robinson
>We did it, Patrick! We saved the city!
Daniel Lee
>The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma.
>Milk_Spilling.mp4
Daniel Phillips
>I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs and every night I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
Andrew Barnes
>Gentlemen, I think you're forgetting your spines!
Zachary Torres
>[Dolphin Noises]
Liam Phillips
>I didn't know it was a hat!
>It wasn't
Aaron Phillips
>I'D RATHER THAT WORM COME HERE RIGHT NOW AND EAT YOU ALL ALIIIIIIIIIVE
Lincoln Long
>Patrick: Careful, Spongebob; Careful Spongebob. Spongebob careful. Careful Spongebob!
>Spongebob: Patrick
>Patrick: Yeah?
>Spongebob: It’s already open.
>Patrick: Oh
My character as Patrick and our Rogue as Spongebob
Zachary Hernandez
>Did... Did you say Chocolate?
Cooper James
>GARY! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!!
Isaac Ross
>1% evil
>99% hot gas
Ethan Campbell
>that smell, that smelly smell smells smelly
Owen Turner
> I'LL SHOW YOU SUBSPECIES!
Brandon Sanchez
>CCCCHHHHHOOOOCCCOOOLLLAAATTTTEEEE!!!!!!!!
Eli Nelson
>I can deny it no longer, I am small
William Green
>50% Sea
>50% Weed
Angel Gutierrez
>WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR!
Jackson Bennett
>Everybody's an idiot except for me! HAW HAW HAAAAAAAAW.
Luis Kelly
>Goodbye everyone, I'll see you in therapy
Ryan White
He was number one
Ayden Nguyen
HYE YA!
Dominic Jones
Pic very related. I just randomly generated his background last night and life has shit on him since childhood.
Julian White
“Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material”
Kevin White
>Just you, me, and this brick wall you built between us
Hudson Jones
GOO warlocks
>Patrick are you ready to party?
>I'm ready to party!
>Are you ready to get crazy?
>I'm already hearing voices!
Andrew Phillips
>Have you finished those errands?
My character just wants to retire, but the DM's future plans won't let him.
Charles Jackson
>Patrick, your genius is showing!
>What?!
I play wizard with low Wis
Leo Myers
>first go like this
>spin around
>STOP
>Double take 3 times
>one
>two
>three
>theeeeeeen PELVIC THRUST
>WOOOOO
>WOOOOOOOOO
>STOP ON YOUR RIGHT FOOT DON'T FORGET IT
>now it's time to bring it around town
>bring it a-round toooown
>then you do this, then this, and this, and that, andthisandthatandthisandthat, and then...
>casts Shape Water
Ryan Wilson
>50% sea
>50% weed
William Clark
...
Ayden Wood
> Hi (dolphin noises) Patrick, how the (dophin noises) are ya?
Austin Ramirez
>I'm ready. I'm ready for me money
Joseph Young
>TECHNIQUE! TECHNIQUE! TECHNIQUE!
Charles Powell
Low-int bard:
>Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Jace Bailey
>Wanna see me run to that mountain? Wanna see me do it again?
Thomas Lee
>I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden and I only cried for 20 minutes
t. my wizard
Charles Kelly
>I need you to- [Incomprehensible horror noises]
Joseph Wilson
>It is I, SpongeBob of the SquarePants, Magician Level 1. And I have turned my friend into ice-cream.
Jason Price
>Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly
Tyler Davis
>OH NO HE'S HOT!
Nicholas Taylor
...
Liam Russell
gave me right chuckles those did
Ian Flores
I never really found Spongebob appealing even though I was like seven when it first came out.
Jack Walker
>He's just standing there...
>MENACINGLY!!!
Colton Evans
wait, you dropped these
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Kevin Collins
I don't remember that. Can you remind me what was going on in that scene?
Ethan Butler
>You know, if I were to die in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay.
-My artificer
>You mean you've never heard the story of the... Hash-slinging Slasher?
>The slash-bringing hasher?
>The hash-slinging slasher.
>The sash wringing… the trash thinging… mash flinging… the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the…
>Yes. The hash-slinging slasher
-DM telling us a name
Andrew Ward
> WE HAVE TECHNOLOGY
Nathaniel Bailey
The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!
Caleb White
IT, ATE, EVERYTHING.
Jace Fisher
Nick: What you have done here hearkens back to the illustrious post-primitive movement popularized by famous designer Saul Limpkins. Say, was he a big inspiration for you?
Squidward: Why, yes. I've studied him for... years!
Jace Lewis
Standing on trial for crimes against the crown in a failed coup. As a last ditch, I (the bard) try to assuage the situation. I roll a 1.
>The best time to wear a striped sweater, is all the time....
I was the first to die that night.
Evan Cooper
>I have been told I have made a slight error in pronunciation!
Ryan Nelson
Storytiem?