Whose Line

Ok now were rolling.

The REAL reason your party got kick out of town.

They're all irredeemably evil and made no effort to hide that fact.

Turns out polygamy was illegal the whole time.

"What do you mean it was an orphanage? they were all murderous little psychopaths that dressed funny and were doing some sort of ritual sacrifice!"
"THEY WERE HAVING A BIRTHDAY PARTY, TED! A BIRTHDAY PARTY!"
".... still say my detect evil is never wrong."

You're the kings daughter, huh?
>unbuttons shirt

"What do you mean the city LOVED their tyrannical ruler? What do you mean he stabilized the economy?"

What the Bard said to the Paladin who walked in on him

"So you're saying no adventure ever managed to burn down this tavern, is that a challenge?"

You know, the Paladin’s code doesn’t say a thing about Chastity…

If you join in, does your god make this a foursome?

Shes a Lawful good succubus I swear!

"In that a Longsword in your Greaves, or are you about to cast 'Smite evil' on me?"

Ah good, can you cast protection on me?

>personal
You had one job, user.

Synchronized Summoner and Unchained monk combo for PF. Dm started crying and saying i was trying to break his game. I just wanted a demon monk. Pic related

Why you should never let the Bard name your magic weapon.

The Titillating Trident

"What kind of name is 'Fuckbringer'?!"

The BrundlePenis.

I would've gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling adventures.

There is no way im maming it "the dildo spear", mark

For the last Time, it's a hammer that swells to twice it's size mid-swing, not, as you put it, a "Bulging knob."

"What do you mean the 'The Long Hard Pole' is a bad name for your staff. Its a literal translation of its appearance."

Weirdest shit your Dick ass Thief has ever stolen.

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Chekhov's gun.

Your mom's virginity. After you were born.

That... is an Ogre.

Well if you guy want to keep this going go ahead but I got work so night. There was some good one though.

Did not see one of these in a while so I thought it was about time for one. Laters.

My heart.... -sniffle-

Quest-giver's pants while he was still wearing them, true story

Sorry, I have no Drew pictures, but I'll give a try to one. Ahem.

"Things you can say about your druid, but not your girlfriend."

Stole a guy's knife off his belt and then started a fight with him right there in the bar

If I didn't know better, I'd say she was a rug!

"You look like a pig. Hell, you are one!"

She's an animal in bed

"I'm not going to ride you unless you turn into a horse."

OP please deliver tommorow

"What class would... Drew Carey be?" *Death stare*

Armored Cleric who gets pissed of at the party all the time.
I will do my best

lawful neutral paladin of the points

You gotta stop being so hairy all the time you know!

Shit was meant for that

Can it with that hippy bullshit, will ya!

Meh, that last one wasn't that good.

"What would you say to a GM who tries to force the paladin to fall?"

No, his boots are not "Enchanted so he has to make a dex save everytime he walks" You ass hat!

Damnit Marvin, you know I'm afraid of heights, cut it out!

It's only spring don't try to make us skip an entire season!

No more time skips. Let summer be.

A kitsune bard armed with a whip.

As usual the pathfinder player is too autistic to get the point.

"What did That Guy say when called out on his bullshit?"

What do you mean Action Surge is once per short rest?

"Wait you mean I'm supposed to help PAY for the pizza I want it?"

"Everyone on Deviantart is doing it!"

13,000 tons of sugar.

spoons

"Things you can say about the BBEG, but not your girlfriend."

"You haven't aged a day since I met you."

"Oh...you said "roll to hit'..."

"But that's what my character would do!"

bump, i like this thread

Wait am I the Bad G-

Why your group can't have nice things.

YOU STOLE FORTY ONE THOUSAND CREDITS!!!

We broke the GM

"You did WHAT to the hostage?"

So, who ordered the tentacle grape entree? And the minotaur burgers?

>no [cleric] you can't chop off the hands of people you don't like. It's not pious!
>>That's gonna be up to Pelor isn't it *commits acts of unparalleled violence*

"Can you please stop ppointing to and thrusting your crotch in the direction you're aiming your disintegration ray?"

"Hey guys why does that pile of gold have a giant fire monster with horns, a whip and a swor-"
>the fighter already ran up and hit it with his short sword.

[Party decker, over group coms during a covert run] "FOUR CROWNING VAGINAS!"

Hay how's everyone doing. OPEN here on my phone at my second job ready to kick it off.

Excuse you DM gave when you called out his bullshit/magic realm.

OP*
your*

It's perfectly within the rules of my homebrew!

Because our rogue already took them all