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VITRIOLOUS, ANGRY MARINES ASSAULT MARINE

Sir, this Fortress-Monastary could use more fortifications

Siegfried, Black Templars Assault Marine

Ready to PURGE with my kin!

Jericho Telvonus, Ultramarine, Tactical Marine.

Also, I would appreciate it if someone could explain why there is a Jokero hanging from the ceiling...

Lysander, Iron Snakes ,Apothecary

Please turn off your assault pack indoors! Who even let you keep that on in here??

I'd give you two hours in the Pain Glove if I didn't know better.

You'll get your chainsword back once you've undergone Librarian Sensitivity Training.

MAYBE BECAUSE THE LORD INQUISITOR COTEAZ TORQUEMADA IS HERE YOU SHIT EATING BLUEBERRY ASSHOLE DIPSHIT

CHORLUS, SERGEANT OF THE IRON WARRIORS- er, I MEAN SILVER SKULLS REPORTING FOR DUTY.

Designation: #4221A.

Informal designation: Korst.

Chapter: Red Hunters.

Specialization: Whatever the Inquisition wishes.REDACTED.

Only two hours sir? I enjoyed my meal

Suirahpla, not Alpha Legion, and everything.

Tanitus of the Imperial Fist's, Sergeant of Tactical Squad Alpha in the 4th Company. I agree with that we need to fortify this position. Have a servitor bring us our tools and 12,000 labourers.

Don't worry, our Watch-Apothecaries are very adept at treating Guilliman gene-seed
>cyborg wink

Jimbobiel, Dark Angel Ravenwing Librarian.

(Don't let him shoot. He's always hard on the Mold and cant hit anything, but he's pretty good in close combat(missed every mind worm for 4-5 games straight, but kill a demon Prince in CC))

Ajax, Minotaurs, Devastator

>He'd stare rather intently at the supposed Grey skull marine.

Hmm....

>His heresy detector isn't going off, so he ignores him.

I like your style, brother...

>He'd tilt his head questioningly.
Have you ever thought about anger management classes, fellow brother? Or perhaps talking to someone about why you're so angry?

Everything, you say? Remarkable! I see a promotion in your future, marine.

If it will keep you from fortifying your battle-brothers into their cells before breakfast tomorrow, fine - you can fortify the orientation room.

Brother-Sergeant, feel like joining me for a quick stay in the pain glove? We will need to be focused before building the fortifications.

Betarius, Alph- er Ultramarines, Tactical Marine

A promotion?

Keikaku status: according to.

I unfortunately do not believe that this is a suitable choice right now brother.

If only because we are deep in the void.

Anyone not of the Alpha Legion is a brother of mine.

Great idea battle brother! Now where did I leave my keys to the supply closet...

I DO NOT HAVE ISSUES, IM ACTUALLY ONE OF THE MORE LEVEL HEADED OF MY CHAPTER, THEYTHOUGHT I'D BE OF GOOD USE TO THE INQUISITION YOU SMURF-ASS LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER

YOU, I LIKE YOU.

Everything can be fortified, son of Guilliman.

We brought the racks with us. Every Imperial Fist gets one.

Ah! A fellow member of the our most glorious chapter! What company are you apart of most honourable battle brother?

Brothers, the Inquisition has sent one of theirs. Y'know, the ones that aren't quite right in the head?

Wat do?

I had a brainfart and meant to say Devastator, but I'll roll with it.

I served at the First Scouting of Coriolanthe, alongside the Grey Knights. After they botched the whole operation by charging the Titans with glaives and we were overrun I was sent to the Deathwatch. Probably because I saw the Inquisitions Finest lose a world to the Traitors. That was two thousand years ago. I served with the Deathwatch for another 300 years as a Devastator before I was maimed fighting a ork genestealer infestation. Then I was interred in this dreadnought. I don't know why I've been woken up for a role call of all things.

Alpha Company battle-brother. Say, do you know where the communications are?

...

Not just us, we are going to share the pain gloves with our fellow Sphess Mahreens *cough* I mean our fellow Space Marines. They too deserve a clear mind. In approximately 5 minutes we shall commence mental cleansing.

Now, now, brother of the most Angry. Have you thought about having a cup of relaxing tea to calm your nerves? It may even make you more level headed.

Just because it can be, doesn't mean that it SHOULD be, son of Dorn.

Tigurio, Mentors Tactical Marine.

I SAY WE KEEP HIM AT ARMS LENGH AND LET HIM DO HIS OWN THING WHEN THE TIME COMES, JUST DONT TALK TO HIM YOU BOOT LICKER

Hello fellow not-Alpha legion, they are just over here.

I say otherwise, and as a veteran sergeant of over 300 years of bricklaying I say EVERYTHING should be fortified.

Have you served alongside the Blood Ravens on any campaigns, brother? I could've have sworn I heard a tinge of the dialect of one of their recruiting worlds there.

>He thinks he hears his heresy detector go off. But before he can check, it stops beeping.

While I cannot say I have heard of "Alpha company" most honourable battle brother... are you sure you are not from another chapter?

Let's NOT attempt to fortify a junk of rock.and metal in the void, and say we did.

SILVER WITHIN, SILVER WITHOUT

I DONT LIKE TEA, I LIKE MY MORNING RECAF EXTRA CAFFEINATED AND THE WATER BOILED FROM MY SHEER RAGE SHIT FOR BRAINS

Morvul, Raven Guard, Chaplain
Praise be unto the Emperor Battle-Brothers

>Marcus
I WILL FORTIFY THIS FORTRESS BETTER THAN YOU

I'm afraid that's a broom closet, that the Imperial Fists have been "Fortifying".

Well, if you HAVE to fortify something. Than at least limit it to the supply closets.

I encountered Indrick Boreale himself and served with him for several campaigns, we exchanged contacts and we ended up gifting each other some relics. They got a few bikes, some bolters and such, and Land Raider or two, but for the life of me I can't remember what we got.

Oh great... now they're fortifying the mess hall...

Hmm... they do say that a cup of recaf a day is good for the body.

I agree. The pain glove will fortify their minds.

And when this place comes under attack? How shall it be defended without sturdy walls, heavy artillery emplacements, or the blinding gleam of golden bricks to aid in the defense?

If they keep up these fortifications we won't be able to function in any measure.

Do you know who would want such a thing, my brothers? An Alpha Legion spy.

We are making it superior, heavy bolter turrets have never integrated so well into the cafeteria trays before!

Many thanks brother.
Nay brother, I bear the symbol of our mighty chapter, see?

Ah yes... the Blood Ravens... they stole my favourite "Turbo action Gullimen" action figure back when I was just an Aspirant.

I miss him...

Brother Erdene
Hnn - White Scars Bike Specialist

Sitting down for so long - HNNNGG
>shimmy shimmy

Speak carefully brother, for that is the talk of heresy.

He is our spiritual liege after all, every young Space Marine has a figure of two of him.

And the heavy bulwarks are a great place for tables to be set up

I as well am extremely loyal, brother. I as well.

Allow me to introduce myself, I am .

Would you like some pain glove time to calm yourself brother? I have many readily available for use.

Brother Kavinsky of the noi- Disco marines.
Specialty Purging with sound. Origami.

....
>He'd flick one of the tiny bolter turrets off of the metal tray, and into the garbage bin.

Just don't cause a hill breach and vent the atmosphere into the void.

>His heresy detector one again starts to beep. Only to stop yet again before he can check it.

Hmm....

Heresy is just what I suspect. Watch yourself around these fortifications, brother.

NONSENSE, WHEN I HAVE BESTED MARCUS' FORTIFICATIONS, THIS FORTRESS WILL BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND A HIVE FLEET FOR FIVE CENTURIES.

DOES IT GO FAST???

Disco Marines....
I have not heard of your chapter. Who is your Primarch brother?

I'd like to see you try, we make the best fortresses in the galaxy!

We will triple layer the hull. That's just basic fortification planning.

>mfw this traitor tries to best me

Greetings Suiralpha. As my thanks, would you like me to communicate anything to chapter while I adjust my vox?

>His heresy detector goes off the charts. Only to rather quickly settle down before he can check it.

I really need to replace the batteries on this thing...

Yes, but the Blood Ravens also stole every other on in the sector as well. Something about them being "relics"?

Why, this seems like the perfect thread to gather all the souls of my people, and summon Ynnead in! My visions said so!

Not at all, but it'll make you feel fast.

>He'd face palm.

You're all idiots...

Merely my regards. Thank you.

An eldar has infiltrated the unfortified base. Open fire.

Do not doubt my hatred of traitors.

I smell the perfumed essence of an Eldar...

I SHALL REPLACE THE ENTIRE SUPERSTRUCTURE OF THIS FORTRESS WITH A RE-ARRANGING GINORMOUS CUBE OF SEGMENTED ROOMS, ENDLESSLY SHIFTING POSITION SO NO ROOM OR HALLWAY CONNECTS TO THE SAME AREA FOR LONGER THAN TEN MINUTES. ANY ENEMY WHO INVADES US SHALL BE LOST WITHIN THE DEPTHS OF THE CYCLING, EVER-CHANGING FORTRESS AND STARVE TO DEATH. OR BE KILLED BY TRAP-DOORS LEADING TO TANKS WITH GIANT SHARKS!

THE IRON- i mean SILVER SKULLS ARE SUPERIOR TO THE IMPERIAL FISTS.

PRAISE GUILLIMAN.

>He'd smack the Farseer over the head.

NO! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOY ABOUT SUMMONING YOUR ELDAR GODS?

>He'd turn to the others, with an apologetic look upon his face.

I am very sorry about her, most honourable battle brothers.

Hello Gue- I mean, Captain-Watch. I am Vura'Me, oh shit no I mean Vurame of the....uh.....Fire..Fists?

When do I get my "flashlight", sir? And what shas-uh, sergeant do I report to? I eagerly await to serve this...uh, company? For the Greater Good...of...all of us

why its ful-
uh
his name is
Barrus the Unpigmented.
an admirable Man who could funk the socks of of a Traitor marine at two hundred meters.

I'm going to build a wall right through your Craftworld!

But wait, if OUR souls are harvested, then the false God created might be loyal to the Emperor!

Yes... that would be my Eldar... she often follows me around, and attacks me.

And when that fails, she starts to act... what's the word? Retarded? No... ah! Tsundere.

> Sweats nervously and folds paper hat for the man.
"I HAVE NOT ANY SPARE POWER CELLS BROTHER. BUT I HAVE MADE YOU A HAT."

Eldar are not worthy of our mighty souls.

I smell communists

Brother Sergeant i shall not pass judgement over what you do for i am not an Inquisitor. But you should at least put a collar on her, maybe with some bells.

>He'd smack the silver skull across the back of the head.

Quiet, you! I'm trying to do so.ething over here, and all I can hear is your shouting in my ears!

Also, you're scaring the Eldar witch with your ludicrous ideas of a fortress!

Perty may have outsmarted us once with the Iron Cage and all that, but we are superior. Who needs 10 minutes of shift-free time when you can opt for 5 minutes. Who has to wait for them to starve when you can burn them with promethium.

Our plans ruined? Ours souls gone? WHO COULD HAVE FORSEEN THIS?

XENOS! First you steal away the Khan of Khans for going faster than you, and now you think you can go faster than ME?

Bring out your finest jetbike! I will leave you bleeding in the dust! DUST!

The question is battle brother, are you as loud as the galaxy's loudest faggot?

I detect a foul heresy brother, my Crozius is tingling. Keep your souls well guarded, for I fear Chaos treads amongst us...

Agreed. I now have a craving for blueberry pie.

>He'd let out a sigh.

I've tried.... numerous times in fact. But it always ends up with her going bright red, and calling me "lewd"... and then I don't have the heart to do it for a few minutes, before trying to do it again.

And it is not like that son of Dorn. She follows me around... I try to kill her.

I don't need a hat fellow brother. What I need are new batteries for my heresy detector... it keeps going off at random.

No, sir I am not a communist at all! I only wish to serve the mighty Emper...empreor? Empor? (i think that's it). Look I even brought my own...uh...Termimamor suit?

Perhaps later we can all enjoy a nice communal bonding activity? I found this nice knife on the ground earlier we could use