This is your DM for the night. What happens?

This is your DM for the night. What happens?

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Kill jester

kill jester

BREAK OUT THE WEED AND THE SHROOMS EVERYONE! WE'RE GOING FOR A RIDE!

Nits Hill Boys come and fuck ye up

Doing anything with Brian Limond would end up being criminal

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Well worth it, m8.

good god, limmy

Open sarcophagus.

Jump the chasm

A series of actions results in him being very sad.

what the h*ck

take troll

what sarcophagus greg

His arm is completely straight. The angle of the photo makes the extra material of his shirt hanging from his arm pit is actually his arm. The shirt is stretched taught because it's tucked in at the waist.

I took this screenshot live, he's double jointed in the elbow, this is just how he shoots.

>get in a huge fight because DM sais I never picked up the sandals of Hermes.

put troll in bag

I replace a 1kg ultralight elfsteel weapon resting on a spring trap with a 1 kg bag of feathers. We begin to argue because he says that steel is heavier than feathers and is too dumb realize they both weigh a kilogram. I get increasingly angrier as he gets more confused.

THIS is your DM for the night. What happens?

>We're gonna build a wall and we're gonna make the goblins pay for it

>a small loan of a million gp

Is this an edit or doing of his son(s) ?

But miracles are better than magic...