My girlfriend sent me this

Kys incel

>mfw you're going to break up because of BTC crash

I don't tell my girlfriend about any of my cryptocurrency investments.

As far as she knows, I'm just a NEET living with my parents.

> 'm just a NEET living with my parents
> my girlfriend
how?

>gf
>has a dick
lmao

its kinda easier if you dont have a girlfriend though, so that doesnt count

>to but

send her tits as well, so we can confirm

>Telling anyone about your crypto

>Not living in a 1 room apartment with a buspas and work as a janitor while you hold multibillions of Monero in a hardware wallet buried under the sea and secretly run the biggest darkweb marketplace

Never gonna make it

> Not living in a 1 room apartment with a buspas and work as a janitor while you hold multibillions of Monero
why would you do that to yourself?

kys normie

>not wanting as many people as possible to buy in
How do you think your portfolio grows?

Look at this brainlet lmao

How fast do you think the FBI and IRS will jump on a NEET faggot who suddenly bought a lambo?

How do you think they caught the faggot running alphabay?

Retard literally went HAM with this crypto and bought Villas and Lambos until he got SWATed and hanged himself in jail

Stay patient and HODL faggots

>hold multibillions of Monero in a hardware wallet
Guess how I know you don't own any Monero

By being a cool guy and treating her well

That's really all there is to it.

this, its fucking over

No, ill wait until your girlfriend gives me her money, then ill sell.

> FBI and IRS
>land of free
lmao

>He hasn't been given the alpha development monero hardwallet

Guess you were too broke for them to give you one

>storing multibilions using unstable alpha versions
wew

the more people talk about crypto the more i think a major crash is coming.

Normies get out

I would rather store it on an exchange than use unfinished tech. A paper wallet is infinitely safer than a hardware wallet that may have security flaws.

Stop posting

maybe this kek, I read a few threads where this shit happens

HA, GF. Nice LARP faggot!

Fucking idiot newfag. Cant even into Op-sec

make her believe that she can buy crypto with blockfolio. like they know their account number from apple and they will withdraw from there. that'd be funny

can you shill her my ebet bags? srs

Wow it must suck to have a brainlet gf who is so uninterested in your interests that she would even need to ask that

>stopped reading there

stopped reading there

dude doesn't to have be extreme to 1 side to the other.
He can do better than 1 bedroom apartment and not have to buy lambos/villa

Just say "etherdelta.com"

>girlfriend

MOODDDDSSS